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  • Deleted user 25 September 2012 17:23:25
    The profile pic of an underage Miley Cyrus doesn't help either.
  • Deleted user 25 September 2012 17:24:17
    neilka wrote:
    Don't murder user revan8, she's too lovely to die.
    And likes putting her nipples on display in her profile picture.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 25 Sep 2012 17:25:19 36,281 posts
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    I totally called it.
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  • Deleted user 25 September 2012 17:27:43
    :D
  • Zomoniac 25 Sep 2012 18:07:17 7,402 posts
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    There you go, no more Hannah.

    Not entirely sure where this image of me as a knife wielding murderer came from. Am I a bit mental? Yes. Do I have some issues? Yes. Am I unstable? Probably. Am I psychopath one small push away from a killing spree? No.

    Sorry to disappoint.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 25 Sep 2012 18:11:14 36,281 posts
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    Aw.

    I totally called it.
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  • Deleted user 25 September 2012 18:11:58
    You're scarier than that Gerkin Backrub guy who's obsessed with Diana Vickers.
  • Deleted user 25 September 2012 18:24:50
    No, pushing blood soaked presents through the letterbox of the daughter of a woman you saw walking past your window 2 years ago isn't anything to be worried about.
  • ronuds 25 Sep 2012 18:31:06 21,788 posts
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    Probably wouldn't admit if he really was a small push from a killing spree.
  • LionheartDJH 25 Sep 2012 18:34:53 19,295 posts
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    iHAZaCHEEZ3burger wrote:
    You're scarier than that Gerkin Backrub guy who's obsessed with Diana Vickers.
    I dunno, that lad is pretty scary. I mean he could have chosen someone a bit fitter to be obsessed with, seems a bit of a waste.

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • Benno 25 Sep 2012 18:39:15 9,392 posts
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    You're just a bit insecure Zom. It's something you'll probably need to work on.
  • Deleted user 25 September 2012 19:52:00
    LionheartDJH wrote:
    iHAZaCHEEZ3burger wrote:
    You're scarier than that Gerkin Backrub guy who's obsessed with Diana Vickers.
    I dunno, that lad is pretty scary. I mean he could have chosen someone a bit fitter to be obsessed with, seems a bit of a waste.
    Atleast she was legal when he started being obsessed with her!

    Gerkin Backrub vs Peado Zom. Whoever wins, women lose.
  • sport 25 Sep 2012 19:56:53 12,045 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    28? You've got time on your side then.

    Just relax and it'll happen naturally eventually.

    It's not like your as old as sport!
    I would be calling for an INSTABAN if it wasn't so true!
  • neilka 25 Sep 2012 20:02:44 14,942 posts
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    LionheartDJH wrote:
    iHAZaCHEEZ3burger wrote:
    You're scarier than that Gerkin Backrub guy who's obsessed with Diana Vickers.
    I dunno, that lad is pretty scary. I mean he could have chosen someone a bit fitter to be obsessed with, seems a bit of a waste.
    I think we'd all happily get our hands stuck in Diana's letterbox.
  • sport 25 Sep 2012 20:04:08 12,045 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    LionheartDJH wrote:
    iHAZaCHEEZ3burger wrote:
    You're scarier than that Gerkin Backrub guy who's obsessed with Diana Vickers.
    I dunno, that lad is pretty scary. I mean he could have chosen someone a bit fitter to be obsessed with, seems a bit of a waste.
    I think we'd all happily get our hands stuck in Diana's letterbox.
    Even if it was bloody?
  • neilka 25 Sep 2012 20:06:56 14,942 posts
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    It would definitely be bloody by the time it came out again.
  • Kostabi 25 Sep 2012 20:25:25 4,662 posts
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    Lurking this thread is brilliant. It's probably around a day away from being used as evidence in a murder trial...
  • neilka 25 Sep 2012 20:27:35 14,942 posts
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    It was all Steve Satan's fault, your honour.
  • beastmaster 3 Oct 2012 08:48:20 10,178 posts
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    Hey guys.

    I've had someone check out my profile 3 times. She's nice. Going to get in touch with her. What should I say?

    I think I may do carpet bombing techniques on a few of them. Really quite surprised at some of them on there. Although my first few peeks on my profile were from women who looked as though they had had their photo taken and were in The Ring.

    Edited by beastmaster at 08:48:48 03-10-2012

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • mrpon 3 Oct 2012 08:53:21 27,645 posts
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    Cinema first date?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • sport 3 Oct 2012 09:10:05 12,045 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    I've had someone check out my profile 3 times. She's nice. Going to get in touch with her. What should I say?
    Easy, TITS OR GTFO!!!!
  • beastmaster 3 Oct 2012 09:18:05 10,178 posts
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    sport wrote:
    beastmaster wrote:
    I've had someone check out my profile 3 times. She's nice. Going to get in touch with her. What should I say?
    Easy, TITS OR GTFO!!!!
    LOL! Won't be a cinema date. I want to get to know her first. Probably a coffee or something.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • mcmonkeyplc 3 Oct 2012 10:18:58 38,899 posts
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    You can go for a drink, then go to the cinema and then go for more drinks.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • sport 3 Oct 2012 10:24:35 12,045 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    You can go for a drink, then go to the cinema and then go for more drinks.
    But what about THE TITS?!?!
  • CosmicFuzz 3 Oct 2012 10:27:56 21,241 posts
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    Cinema then drinks then shag then pregnancy then moving in together then wedding to keep the family together then divorce when it fails then back to match.com then cinema

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  • mcmonkeyplc 3 Oct 2012 10:48:19 38,899 posts
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    It's the CIRCLE OF LIFE...

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • dominalien 3 Oct 2012 11:07:33 6,742 posts
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    sport wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    You can go for a drink, then go to the cinema and then go for more drinks.
    But what about THE TITS?!?!
    They will be with them every step of the way.

    PSN: DonOsito

  • Benno 3 Oct 2012 11:16:15 9,392 posts
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    Ask her to the swimming pool
  • Lukus 3 Oct 2012 12:11:18 18,955 posts
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    She sounds a bit stalky...

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