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  • Deleted user 24 September 2012 20:24:12
    Zomoniac wrote:
    Heh. It was entirely innocent. It's her daughter's third birthday this week, I ordered something a few weeks ago before everything went to shit. It arrived last Thursday and since then I've been trying to decide if I should pass it on or just bin it. I opted for the former, I may regret it, but I'm sure it will be fine.
    Was it a doll with a photo of your head attached to it?
  • neilka 24 Sep 2012 20:24:24 16,115 posts
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    cheeky_prawnking wrote:
    If I could find someone else like that I would be happy, nothing better than a chubster sat on your face whilst you lick her out.
    Hence the username

    Lastly, I am gay, disabled, and a liberal.

  • sport 24 Sep 2012 20:24:28 12,758 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    Not insane, just quirky.

    Although the last few weeks I'm starting to think the scale might've tipped. So quite probably.
    2 weeks and you'll be crawling back to dinosaur girl! ;-P
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 24 Sep 2012 20:26:09 38,380 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    Heh. It was entirely innocent. It's her daughter's third birthday this week, I ordered something a few weeks ago before everything went to shit. It arrived last Thursday and since then I've been trying to decide if I should pass it on or just bin it. I opted for the former, I may regret it, but I'm sure it will be fine.
    So what you're saying, is that a parcel has been delivered to her house, covered in blood, containing a childs toy and that parcel has no address on it.

    I would be concerned if I were her.

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  • prawnking1980 24 Sep 2012 20:26:23 4,636 posts
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    @neilka yep.
  • Deleted user 24 September 2012 20:27:06
    Dont forget the semen stains that are all over the present.
  • Zomoniac 24 Sep 2012 20:30:59 7,841 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Zomoniac wrote:
    Not insane, just quirky.

    Although the last few weeks I'm starting to think the scale might've tipped. So quite probably.
    2 weeks and you'll be crawling back to dinosaur girl! ;-P
    This will not happen under any conceivable circumstance.
  • Deleted user 24 September 2012 20:31:46
    Because the restraining order forbids it.
  • Zomoniac 24 Sep 2012 20:34:56 7,841 posts
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    At least in that instance she was the mental one. There's probably some twisted irony to be had from the fact that after a long succession of insane girls, when I finally do find a grounded one I manage to break it by suddenly turning psychotic.
  • sport 24 Sep 2012 20:36:03 12,758 posts
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    So you did try to kill her?
  • prawnking1980 24 Sep 2012 20:36:36 4,636 posts
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    In what way was she mental? Or has this already been covered?
  • Zomoniac 24 Sep 2012 20:38:35 7,841 posts
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    This has been covered at some excruciating length and detail when it was all happening sometime around August/September 2010.
  • prawnking1980 24 Sep 2012 20:42:38 4,636 posts
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    Fair enough, I was knee deep in clunge so didn't pay attention to the thread at that point.
  • askew 24 Sep 2012 21:26:29 12,327 posts
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    Hehe.
  • sport 24 Sep 2012 21:34:20 12,758 posts
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    cheeky_prawnking wrote:
    Fair enough, I was knee deep in clunge so didn't pay attention to the thread at that point.
    More like elbow deep, hey.....HEY!!!
  • mrpon 24 Sep 2012 21:38:03 29,005 posts
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    Leave prawny alone, he looks happy enough!

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 24 Sep 2012 21:44:49 28,271 posts
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    For Fucks sake zom, can you hurry up and murder someone, it's my month in the sweepstake
  • Dougs 24 Sep 2012 21:52:08 68,063 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Leave prawny alone, he looks happy enough!
    Lol, just saw an ad for a new chubby chaser tv show. Is this it?!
  • Zomoniac 25 Sep 2012 12:29:37 7,841 posts
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    Right, serious question. Odds of me getting a serious answer I'm aware are slim, but still.

    Pretty much every girl I've ever had a relationship of more than a week with has either cheated on me or left me for someone else. Read into that what you will, but regardless of why that might be, it seems to have left me with a deep-rooted mistrust of any girl I get involved with.

    See my last relationship, which I basically managed to completely destroy by being mistrustful and paranoid, going entirely off past experience with other people, when she had given me no reason at all to suggest I had any reason not to trust her.

    And when I'm not in a relationship, the rational part of me is telling me it's a ludicrous way to think, but whenever I'm in that situation it's the same feeling. And I'm well aware that until I can stop it happening, I'm going to rapidly drive away every girl I get anywhere near.

    Any ideas or suggestions? And yes, Aargh, I am insane.
  • sport 25 Sep 2012 12:32:00 12,758 posts
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    /stealth "I get near to women" post
  • Zomoniac 25 Sep 2012 12:32:37 7,841 posts
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    Only when they can't see me.

    /stealth stealth post
  • sport 25 Sep 2012 12:34:48 12,758 posts
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    I think we need Orrah to pop in and add fuel to the fire.
  • Zomoniac 25 Sep 2012 12:37:19 7,841 posts
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    He seems to have forgotten the forum exists. I'm choosing not to remind him for a while.
  • Deleted user 25 September 2012 12:38:06
    It doesn't count as cheating on you when all you had is one date and after 10 minutes they told you to never contact them again. Them then going on to have a happy relationship with you standing outside their window watching them playing with their children they've had several years later isn't acceptable behaviour.
  • glaeken 25 Sep 2012 13:16:38 11,200 posts
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    @Zomoniac I am thinking there is something wrong with you. It's either that or there is something wrong with all women. Which is more probable?

    Maybe you should conduct a survey of all the women you have driven off and see if there is some sort of consensus on what's wrong with you? Then you could post on here what the issue is and I am sure we can come up with something.
  • Deckard1 25 Sep 2012 13:20:50 28,271 posts
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    It sounds to me like you should start murdering woman zom. And you should definitely murder your first one before the 1st of October as it is well known to be bad look to start murdering in October the hollowed month.
  • sport 25 Sep 2012 13:39:11 12,758 posts
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    I wish I could help Zom, but this is how I feel giving relationship advice these days.
  • Zomoniac 25 Sep 2012 13:46:46 7,841 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    @Zomoniac I am thinking there is something wrong with you. It's either that or there is something wrong with all women. Which is more probable?

    Maybe you should conduct a survey of all the women you have driven off and see if there is some sort of consensus on what's wrong with you? Then you could post on here what the issue is and I am sure we can come up with something.
    There's definitely something wrong with me. I still maintain most of the girls I've been with are/were mental, but I never claimed that was coincidence. The very fact I've been with so many mentalists is fairly good proof there's something wrong with me. In fact my question was a fairly thinly veiled "what's wrong with me, how do I fix it?".
  • Deleted user 25 September 2012 13:49:30
    Sane people seem crazy to someone who's insane.
  • sport 25 Sep 2012 13:51:01 12,758 posts
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    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
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