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  • Deleted user 17 September 2012 16:30:54
    Pics.
  • sport 17 Sep 2012 16:39:00 13,676 posts
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    Probably Jewish /o\
  • Lexx87 17 Sep 2012 16:39:59 20,853 posts
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    She actually is Jewish :D
  • sport 17 Sep 2012 16:42:26 13,676 posts
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    It's "Jewish New Years" today so be sure to wish her well before cracking out the holocaust jokes.
  • Deleted user 17 September 2012 16:45:32
    The first person to use 'date' and 'finishing what hitler started' interchangeably. You make me sick Lexx.
  • fletch7100 17 Sep 2012 17:41:51 8,367 posts
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    I Hear the cinema is showing a smell o vision version of Schindlers list. The smell of burning flesh may get you hungry for the after cinema meal at the local kebab shop
  • Deleted user 17 September 2012 17:51:00
    /backs out of thread slowly
  • Lexx87 17 Sep 2012 23:27:49 20,853 posts
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    Fuck, that was great! She was lovely. Plus she said "cunt" before I did, and quoted peepshow at me, so that's marriage material in my book.

    Also, actually looked better than her photo.
  • fletch7100 17 Sep 2012 23:31:06 8,367 posts
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    Good to hear. Best of luck
  • Lukus 17 Sep 2012 23:32:40 20,385 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    Fuck, that was great! She was lovely. Plus she said "cunt" before I did, and quoted peepshow at me, so that's marriage material in my book.

    Also, actually looked less Jew than in her photo.
  • Syrette 17 Sep 2012 23:37:55 47,914 posts
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    Shame she's actually a bloke, Lexx.

    Edited by Syrette at 23:38:08 17-09-2012
  • Lexx87 17 Sep 2012 23:38:50 20,853 posts
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    :-)
  • fletch7100 17 Sep 2012 23:40:45 8,367 posts
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    What's her profile name? so we can see what the Eurogamer Forum average rating out of 10 for her will be:)
  • Load_2.0 17 Sep 2012 23:45:01 23,956 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    Plus she said "cunt" before I did.
    Nigerian waiter.
  • CosmicFuzz 18 Sep 2012 00:05:30 30,873 posts
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    Lexx had just asked her what he should eat for dessert.
  • Benno 18 Sep 2012 07:58:24 11,596 posts
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    My mate took his now girlfriend swimming for a first date. I thought it was an excellent idea.

    While she was at the shallow end, he dived in at the deep end and swam an entire length under water and came up out of the water very slowly and controlled, right in front of her face - think martin sheen at the end of apocalypse now emerging out the water.

    She loved it.
  • Deleted user 18 September 2012 08:14:27
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    Lexx had just asked her what he should eat for dessert.
    \o/

    Gj Lexx!
  • sport 18 Sep 2012 08:19:26 13,676 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    Fuck, that was great! She was lovely. Plus she said "cunt" before I did, and quoted peepshow at me, so that's marriage material in my book.

    Also, actually looked better than her photo.
    \o/
  • rudedudejude 18 Sep 2012 10:09:26 2,321 posts
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    Was the word 'putz' or 'schmuck' not said?
  • Deleted user 18 September 2012 10:09:49
    sport wrote:
    \o/
    :D
  • Salaman 18 Sep 2012 10:18:41 21,957 posts
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    Benno wrote:
    My mate took his now girlfriend swimming for a first date. I thought it was an excellent idea.
    I think quite some girls would pass on the opportunity to get into a bikini/bathing suit for a first date.
  • sport 18 Sep 2012 10:24:13 13,676 posts
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    tbh, it is a great opportunity to impress her with your dive bombing.
  • Deleted user 18 September 2012 10:25:46
    I think most would unless they already know the person or are used to being naked in front of strangers.
  • Lukus 18 Sep 2012 10:32:43 20,385 posts
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    Yeah, worse first date than cinema. No petting either.
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