Apparently, I had a few winks and e-mails in my Match inbox, which of course, you need to be a subscriber to retrieve. I figured it was just crap from the admin, but I figured I'll do the 3-day trial and have a peek.
Turns out there was a couple of non-monsters trying to initiate contact, which was nice. In fact, when I quizzed one of them as to why I would want to date her over the other girls on the site, her reply ended with this, genuinely:
"I'm witty, charming, and have fantastic tits!!!"
Ended my trial, as even if I put my heart into it, I figure Xmas isn't the best time to try this sort of doo-hickey.
Still, fantastic tits!
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