Have you found a fatty yet who eats far more curry than you, and you have to make a crap excuse to leave?
See, this why dating sites should implement customer reviews.
It started going downhill when I realised I'd need a tub of butter to wedge her through the door of the curry house. She spent the whole night staring at my crotch, making horse noises and hoovering up her Balti like it was the day after Ramadan ended.
2/5 - FluffyTucker
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