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  • yupyup 15 Dec 2008 23:22:20 3,680 posts
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    asl?

    I signed up a friend earlier, over the phone (he has no intertubes). That was fun.

    Are there 'plant' profiles? 2 of the ones he was interested had 'Click here to see this profile!' where others had last active 2 hours or whatever.

    Hands Off Our Penises

  • Deleted user 15 December 2008 23:39:48
    STILL NO DATES









    OR ACTIVE PROFILE

    I should -sue- them. I expected to be married by now.
  • Hunam 15 Dec 2008 23:41:56 20,674 posts
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    But Gremmi, you are married!

    /dun dun duuuuuuh
  • Deleted user 15 December 2008 23:42:30
    what
  • Hunam 15 Dec 2008 23:47:33 20,674 posts
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    I... I don't know. Sorry, my internet has been off most of the day and so it feels like I've been sitting around for a week. Longest 8 hours ever.
  • Deleted user 15 December 2008 23:48:05
    Oh. I thought you meant that due to some weird internetloophole I was actually married to morriss.
  • Hunam 15 Dec 2008 23:51:11 20,674 posts
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    I think in someway, we are all married to morris.
  • Deleted user 15 December 2008 23:56:24
    does his wife know this
  • Genji 15 Dec 2008 23:58:33 19,689 posts
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    the wife knows too much
  • Deleted user 16 December 2008 12:18:22
    My profile's actually active now. Huzzah.

    /sends out millions of winks

    /hits F5 repeatedly for the rest of the day
  • AdmiralPellaeon 16 Dec 2008 14:24:58 347 posts
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    Trane wrote:
    AdmiralPellaeon wrote:
    it seems to be going well !

    we are moving in together in January

    What an oxymoron.

    ;)

    You forget Trane we are talking about the female of the species here

    you never know what they are really thinking !
  • Scurrminator 16 Dec 2008 14:37:19 8,395 posts
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    i used match one time.
    i met one person.
    she seemed nice.
    we went on a few dates.
    she was a bit quiet.
    She kissed like a moose.
    she told me she was a virgin.
    a 24 year old one.
    then she went a bit crazy...

    You dare to strike Scurrcules!?

  • Deleted user 16 December 2008 14:40:10
    is that to the tune of "It was a very good year"
  • von_Doll 16 Dec 2008 14:51:23 2,107 posts
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    Scurrminator wrote:
    then she went a bit crazy...

    Do go on. Did she take you home and unleash 24-years of sexual tension on your face?
  • JuanKerr 16 Dec 2008 14:57:18 36,239 posts
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    FluffyTucker wrote:
    Have you found a fatty yet who eats far more curry than you, and you have to make a crap excuse to leave?

    That's a man clearly talking from experience ...
  • Deleted user 16 December 2008 17:49:42
    WHERE ARE MY DATES
  • daithi90 16 Dec 2008 17:55:06 3,283 posts
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    You're not posting a link to your Furrys page are you, cos there's your problem.
  • DFawkes 16 Dec 2008 18:04:56 22,770 posts
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    Scurrminator wrote:

    then she went a bit crazy...

    This anecdote is insufficiently ended. I request more, please.

    I'd kick the living daylights out of the producers of Tipping Point - Ghandi

  • von_Doll 16 Dec 2008 19:18:26 2,107 posts
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    FluffyTucker wrote:
    Have you found a fatty yet who eats far more curry than you, and you have to make a crap excuse to leave?

    See, this why dating sites should implement customer reviews.

    It started going downhill when I realised I'd need a tub of butter to wedge her through the door of the curry house. She spent the whole night staring at my crotch, making horse noises and hoovering up her Balti like it was the day after Ramadan ended.

    2/5 - FluffyTucker
  • Deleted user 16 December 2008 19:21:00
    i still have no dates
  • Fonzie 16 Dec 2008 19:22:28 1,836 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    WHERE ARE MY DATES

    The are in the tin with the figs.
  • Hunam 16 Dec 2008 19:24:16 20,674 posts
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    Me neither.

    My profile is shit though, it almost makes me out to be a decent, nice, modest and honest person. I guess chicks don't like that shit.
  • Deleted user 16 December 2008 19:27:51
    SOMEONE E-MAILED ME

    but i cannot view it because i'm not subscribed til next wednesday



    fuck
  • coojam 16 Dec 2008 23:01:05 625 posts
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    Scurrminator wrote:
    She kissed like a moose.
    she told me she was a virgin.
    a 24 year old one.
    then she went a bit crazy...

    Like most people here, I'm afraid I couldn't make that comparison. Can you describe it for us?

    Also, I wouldn't blame the crazy lady on Match. I think as has been discussed, we've all met as many crazy people in "real life", so I don't think we can hold a dating website responsible for that.
  • von_Doll 17 Dec 2008 10:28:31 2,107 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    SOMEONE E-MAILED ME

    but i cannot view it because i'm not subscribed til next wednesday



    fuck

    Boy are you going to be pissed if after a week of anticipation it turns out to be a heffer with a man-face. Or if it's a total babe who's assumed you aren't interested.

    Maybe we should do a charidee pull-together to get Gremmi laid quicker.
  • pjmaybe 17 Dec 2008 10:33:56 70,676 posts
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    Hunam wrote:
    Me neither.

    My profile is shit though, it almost makes me out to be a decent, nice, modest and honest person. I guess chicks don't like that shit.

    Nope - the older ones do. But the young ones seem to want a sexually deviant rich model with a 40" schlong and a speech pattern like they've been hit over the head with a mole wrench.

  • dufftownallan 17 Dec 2008 10:50:38 4,724 posts
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    Hunam wrote:
    Me neither.
    My profile is shit though, it almost makes me out to be a decent, nice, modest and honest person. I guess chicks don't like that shit.
    chnage it to:
    "im going to kill you... you... bloody woman!"
    either that or roys but i cant remember offhand his one
  • Deleted user 17 December 2008 10:51:34
    My account subscribed today instead. Hooray.

    I have e-mails and winks yay
  • Deleted user 17 December 2008 10:53:57
    Heh I'm thinking of signing a mate up to Match.com for a month as a Christmas present. Is this something their accounts system allows you to do? And is genuinely as I imagine it to be, like eBay but for desperate birds?
  • von_Doll 17 Dec 2008 11:39:34 2,107 posts
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    Yeah, and well, yeah.
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