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  • Deleted user 2 December 2008 22:42:46
    nickthegun wrote:
    His review for the last Pirates of The Caribbean movie is fantastic.

    Am I on ignore?

    /waits for hilarious 'who said that' post
  • nickthegun 2 Dec 2008 22:44:01 64,301 posts
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    Mate, no one *ever* clicks blind youtube links.
  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:44:57 29,228 posts
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    HoriZon wrote:
    If Kermode says a films rubbish i wont go see it :)
    Worse. You will go and see it but completely fail to form your own opinion, such is your devotion to the be-quiffed one. ;)
  • HoriZon 2 Dec 2008 22:45:25 13,750 posts
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    All hail thee!
  • Deleted user 2 December 2008 22:46:20
    nickthegun wrote:
    Mate, no one *ever* clicks blind youtube links.

    Hehe.

    That review's brilliant though, everyone who doesn't like Kermode should listen to it right now.
  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:47:08 29,228 posts
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    No.
  • Deleted user 2 December 2008 22:47:20
    silentbob sucks
  • HoriZon 2 Dec 2008 22:47:25 13,750 posts
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    His Dark Knight one is also good, good film but should have been so much more, add big boat scene to end, check!
  • Deleted user 2 December 2008 22:54:41
    Ripping into a movie is easy. Kermode does get it wrong sometimes.

    And, er, that rant was boring, witless fluff.
  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 23:12:17 29,228 posts
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    HoriZon wrote:
    His Dark Knight one is also good, good film but should have been so much more, add big boat scene to end, check!
    As I said. Zero personal opinion: Check!

    ;)
  • daithi90 3 Dec 2008 09:56:23 3,275 posts
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    Really dislike this chap.
  • MrObycyek 3 Dec 2008 13:41:35 564 posts
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    I actually passed this guy on the street once. I was with a group of dodgy looking mates and he looked terrified. I think he was pretty accurate on The Dark Knight. The movie was emotionally lacking. Be interested on his opinion on Killer Klowns from Outer Space. I love that movie.
  • Tiger_Walts 3 Dec 2008 13:46:28 16,671 posts
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    I used to think he was a cock but now I too am a little older and more embittered, I get him.
  • askew 3 Dec 2008 13:50:27 13,434 posts
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    Ooh, timing. Mayo and him have an advent calendar.
  • ERG1008 3 Dec 2008 14:40:51 667 posts
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    Don't necessarily always agree with him but it's nice to have someone who has their own opinion about stuff rather than all these dull fence sitters the media is full of these days.
  • Bru-Man 9 Dec 2008 00:04:25 200 posts
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    Went off him after he appeared on Ch4 I think, doing a talky intro to the premiere of the Japanese version of Ringu (The Ring). He only went and spoiled the fecking ending: "... and you will be startled when she crawls out of the telly at the end! " - "No I won't you cunt! You've just told me what happens! Grr!"
  • Deleted user 9 December 2008 00:05:34
    Twerp confirmed.
  • silentbob 9 Dec 2008 00:10:51 29,228 posts
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    Bru-Man wrote:
    Went off him after he appeared on Ch4 I think, doing a talky intro to the premiere of the Japanese version of Ringu (The Ring). He only went and spoiled the fecking ending: "... and you will be startled when she crawls out of the telly at the end! " - "No I won't you cunt! You've just told me what happens! Grr!"
    See, that was my first viewing of Ringu too, and I was still scared shitless.
  • Deleted user 8 January 2010 10:08:36
    Kermode defends violent games

    Awww.
  • TheSaint 8 Jan 2010 10:11:19 15,765 posts
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    I thought he had never played a video game.
  • pinebear 8 Jan 2010 10:18:15 8,564 posts
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    I'm liking Charlie's twitter profile pic.
  • HarryPalmer 8 Jan 2010 10:18:54 3,991 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    I thought he had never played a video game.

    Watching the video helps.
  • Scurrminator 8 Jan 2010 10:19:42 8,585 posts
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    lol, whats with the laurence fishburne pics everytime brooker is mentioned!?!
  • Deleted user 8 January 2010 10:20:02
    HarryPalmer wrote:
    TheSaint wrote:
    I thought he had never played a video game.

    Watching the video helps.
    :)
  • Popzeus 8 Jan 2010 10:24:14 8,424 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    silentbob wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    No. You twerp.
    Is that even how you spell twerp?

    Yes, it's how I spell twerp. Evidently...

    It's how everyone spells twerp.

    silentbob is a cottonheaded ninnymuggins.
  • figgis 8 Jan 2010 10:32:19 7,470 posts
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    Popzeus wrote:

    silentbob is a cottonheaded ninnymuggins.

    /covers ears.
  • banjoted 8 Jan 2010 10:33:35 1,500 posts
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    I'm not a huge fan but I've warmed to him since that glorious Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen review!
  • Deleted user 8 January 2010 10:49:15
    CrispyXUK wrote:
    Kermode defends violent games

    Awww.

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD. :p
  • HoriZon 8 Jan 2010 10:52:00 13,750 posts
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    Sounds like he taking over the Film show from JR too! YEAH!!!
  • silentbob 8 Jan 2010 11:21:51 29,228 posts
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    Popzeus wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    silentbob wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    No. You twerp.
    Is that even how you spell twerp?

    Yes, it's how I spell twerp. Evidently...

    It's how everyone spells twerp.

    silentbob is a cottonheaded ninnymuggins.
    Your mother ..
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