Mark Kermode is a twerp/legend

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  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:11:00 28,992 posts
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    ..discuss.

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  • Syrette 2 Dec 2008 22:12:18 43,744 posts
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    Javelin.

  • morriss 2 Dec 2008 22:12:37 71,119 posts
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    Shot putt
  • nickthegun 2 Dec 2008 22:13:23 60,415 posts
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    His favourite film is, apparently, The Excorcist which mitigates a lot of his cuntish tendencies.

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  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:13:25 28,992 posts
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    I feel we've explored the subject matter fully. Thread ends.

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  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:14:44 28,992 posts
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You may as well delete the sodding thread!

    Can you at least make it say 'muppet' - a little more 'me'. :)

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  • Scimarad 2 Dec 2008 22:15:04 8,567 posts
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    I used to quite like his reviews. I really can't remember why, the miserable bastard.
  • nickthegun 2 Dec 2008 22:15:15 60,415 posts
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    I vote for 'silly billy'.

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    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • kalel 2 Dec 2008 22:15:39 88,336 posts
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    No. You twerp.
  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:15:55 28,992 posts
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    Can we have 'poo' or is that still too rude?

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  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:16:19 28,992 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    No. You twerp.
    Is that even how you spell twerp?

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  • Deleted user 2 December 2008 22:16:27
    I'm gay for Kermode.

    How can you not enjoy this?
  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:19:10 28,992 posts
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    I hereby declare 'twerp' as the official EG synonym for 'cunt'.

    HA HA!!

    /shakes fist at evil mod

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  • kalel 2 Dec 2008 22:19:45 88,336 posts
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    silentbob wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    No. You twerp.
    Is that even how you spell twerp?

    Yes, it's how I spell twerp. Evidently...
  • GrandpaUlrira 2 Dec 2008 22:22:56 3,753 posts
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    Why is he now the co-host of the Culture Show? More Laverne, less Kermode.
  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:23:05 28,992 posts
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    The man can be so crushingly predictible at times.

    Still preferable to Empire reviews though I suppose.

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  • GrandpaUlrira 2 Dec 2008 22:24:27 3,753 posts
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    That's like preferring to drink piss rather than eating shit.
  • manuel_garcia 2 Dec 2008 22:25:34 4,079 posts
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    I quite like his rants. I don't always agree with some of the reviews, but he is entertaining in the least.
  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:28:07 28,992 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    silentbob wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    No. You twerp.
    Is that even how you spell twerp?

    Yes, it's how I spell twerp. Evidently...
    Yes kalel, yes.

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  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:29:16 28,992 posts
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    And who the fuck is this Asian pseud twat interviewing Kanye Twunt.

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  • HoriZon 2 Dec 2008 22:30:11 13,564 posts
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    Kermode is god, that will be all.

    I used to be a gamer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:34:37 28,992 posts
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    Oh god yes. James King is utterly worthless - he often affects my ability to steer straight whenever he simpers onto the radio.

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  • silentbob 2 Dec 2008 22:37:11 28,992 posts
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    It's a real shame, because I used to love him. Was a huge fan of his Channel 4 introductions to classic films back in the day. His interviews have usually been worthwhile too.

    He just seems so overtly curmudgeonly as to beggar belief.

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  • Whizzo 2 Dec 2008 22:38:22 43,187 posts
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    He probably bought an expensive HD-DVD player and is a bit grumpy.

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  • Deleted user 2 December 2008 22:39:03
    I used to think Kermode was alright until he completely dismissed gaming.

    Plus he's gay for The Exorcist and that's not a great movie at all. It's not even scary and I'm easily spooked.


    fuck u mark kermit
  • nickthegun 2 Dec 2008 22:39:59 60,415 posts
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    His review for the last Pirates of The Caribbean movie is fantastic.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • HoriZon 2 Dec 2008 22:40:25 13,564 posts
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    If Kermode says a films rubbish i wont go see it :)

    I used to be a gamer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • effinjamie 2 Dec 2008 22:40:45 891 posts
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    Wether you agree with his Movie reviews or not, The 5 live show is bloody good fun to listen too on the friday drive home

    PSN - effinjamie Xbox - effinjamie

  • nickthegun 2 Dec 2008 22:42:36 60,415 posts
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    N@ wrote:

    Plus he's gay for The Exorcist and that's not a great movie at all.

    The Excorcist is the fucking bomb, yo.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

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