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  • Spanky 2 Dec 2008 17:55:42 14,526 posts
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    Check this out(sfw) it's supa

    Plubs

  • terminalterror 2 Dec 2008 18:04:06 18,937 posts
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    Spanky wrote:
    Check this out(sfw) it's supa

    That is rather awesome!
  • Syrette 2 Dec 2008 18:11:01 43,772 posts
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    Fizzog wrote:
    Not technically a 'present' but one year are old dog left a fresh 'gift' shall we say under the tree, or maybe santaclause had eaten too many mince pies..

    glol

    pjmaybe wrote:
    Other than that, the plethora of fucking atrocious simpsons-based shite I get every fucking year and have done since the Simpsons started being on merchandise as diverse as pairs of pants to feminine hygiene products.

    Am I correct in deducing from this that you were once the lucky recipient of Simpsons-branded feminine hygiene products?

  • localnotail 19 Dec 2012 15:06:02 23,093 posts
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    Mel & Kim cassette single of "Showin' Out". Christmas 2007.

    It was a joke, apparently. I'm not big on joke presents. Well, not shit unfunny ones, anyway.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 19 Dec 2012 15:20:00 38,705 posts
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    My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays

    Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated.

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  • quadfather 19 Dec 2012 15:23:55 12,915 posts
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    A mate got me some grecian 2000 and some piss proof slippers

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • kickerconspiracy 19 Dec 2012 15:24:00 494 posts
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    I think my worst gift was this:

    http://www.mensgiftshop.com/acatalog/The_Tetris_Cube_Puzzle.html

    I really fucking hate puzzles.

    I've gotten to that age when I get socks and underwear I'm actually quite grateful as it's essential stuff I can never be arsed going shopping for.
  • megastar 19 Dec 2012 15:24:48 17,196 posts
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    I got my other half a Toaster the year before last, I'm on a strict Kitchen appliance ban from now on!
  • localnotail 19 Dec 2012 15:43:32 23,093 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays

    Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated.
    But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deleted user 19 December 2012 15:47:18
    Mine was a football, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 19 Dec 2012 15:52:02 38,705 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays

    Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated.
    But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.
    Did you ever have one of those? The grinder broke soooooo easily.

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  • Popzeus 19 Dec 2012 15:53:24 8,362 posts
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    Harley Davidson aftershave.

    Because who hasn't seen a Hell's Angel and thought: Man, I'd love to smell like that.

    Never even opened it.

    Currently playing: Standing In A Car Park Simulator 2013

  • localnotail 19 Dec 2012 16:06:49 23,093 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays

    Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated.
    But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.
    Did you ever have one of those? The grinder broke soooooo easily.
    Really? That makes me feel better about the fact that despite asking for it every year, circling it furiously in the Argos catalogue of hope, I never received one :(

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • billythekid 19 Dec 2012 16:09:43 11,200 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays

    Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated.
    But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.
    Did you ever have one of those? The grinder broke soooooo easily.
    Really? That makes me feel better about the fact that despite asking for it every year, circling it furiously in the Argos catalogue of hope, I never received one :(
    I had it on my christmas list for years, never got one either :(
  • SolidSCB 19 Dec 2012 16:14:53 6,920 posts
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    I got the Spice Girls game for PS1 one Christmas off my nan. I had asked for Silent Hill.
  • Shikasama 19 Dec 2012 16:17:42 6,987 posts
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    Not a christmas present but my girlfriend once got me a cardigan for my Birthday. One of these fucking Topman monstrosities.

    I was completely lost for words, I've never even vaguely hinted that the cardigan club is one I'd like to join and it is the only present I have ever returned
  • localnotail 19 Dec 2012 16:18:58 23,093 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    I got the Spice Girls game for PS1 one Christmas off my nan. I had asked for Silent Hill.
    To be fair, she wasn't far off.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • oceanmotion 19 Dec 2012 16:23:36 16,008 posts
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    Those seashell and prawn shaped chocolates from Lidl.

    Any of those shower gel, deodorant, hair gel combos that come in a toiletry bag.

    Two shit DVDs that weren't even shrink wrapped.

    Those T-Shirts you see in HMV that are nasty quality, a bad print of some popular superhero film or something so tired, it's gone from cool to uncool more than once.
  • joeymoto108 19 Dec 2012 16:38:25 651 posts
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    Secret Santa at our flat was great this year, one of my flatmates ended up with an blow up sex doll. Everytime I walk into my flatmates room he's got the creepy fucking doll stood up using empty beer crate boxes- she's just staring into the depths of your soul with her lustful mouth wide open.

    We call her Philippa. Philippa Hole.

    'Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?'

  • Deleted user 19 December 2012 16:40:40
    Mine was from my uncle, who brought me 99 amazing football facts or something like that from tescos.. for two years running. I didn't mind it the first time, but the second....
  • Vortex808 19 Dec 2012 16:41:01 7,305 posts
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    My worst was faux-leather driving gloves. I mean WTF? Do I look like I'll be wearing those?

    This year I half expect goggles and a white silk scarf.


    Pip pip.
  • kinky_mong 19 Dec 2012 16:43:54 10,451 posts
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    Some really bad T-shirts with "Beer Inspector", and rubbish FCUK jokes on them. One of them became a sleeping-in T-shirt, the other never left the packaging.

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

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