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  • Deleted user 18 November 2011 22:00:36
    Seems odd for a non-headliner to feature on the poster though, when Jet Li doesn't.

    Either that or they all look the same.
  • LFMartins 15 Dec 2011 02:28:55 5,704 posts
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  • jablonski 15 Dec 2011 12:19:25 3,409 posts
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    Big smile when Norris gets a shot!

    Despite hating the first one, I'll be in the cinema for this one.
  • speedofthepuma 15 Dec 2011 12:27:29 13,268 posts
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    Thought the first was rather poor, but I will fall for the concept all over again I think.

    I've turned off all the avatars and crap, so don't expect me to be impressed by yours.

  • disusedgenius 15 Dec 2011 12:41:45 5,229 posts
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    I really enjoyed the first so I'll be catching this. Directed by the guy who did Con Air as well (and... err.. Tomb Raider!) so here's hoping it'll be deserving of the cast.
  • beastmaster 15 Dec 2011 14:14:24 11,199 posts
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    Fucking Chuck Fucking Norris! I hope he gets some decent screen time. It's good to see him back.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Lexx87 15 Dec 2011 14:15:46 20,869 posts
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    I enjoyed the first one. It was complete fluff but still enjoyable fluff all the same.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • LFMartins 18 Jan 2012 15:24:42 5,704 posts
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    Fuck you, Norris!!!

    Iīll wait for the Uncut version.
  • cianchristopher 19 Jan 2012 10:41:23 6,360 posts
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    Terrible decision to make this PG-13. Terrible decision to include Chuck Norris, tbh. Even his stupidest 80s films fail as an example of cheesy guilty pleasures.

    Then, having Simon West directing just ensures a bland affair. This'll be fucking godawful. I thought the whole point was to do an OTT 80s-style bloodbath, not a fucking family-friendly action franchise.
  • Scurrminator 19 Jan 2012 10:45:29 8,387 posts
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    Stallone confirmed it on AICN that it is indeed a PG-13 - boo.

    You dare to strike Scurrcules!?

  • richarddavies 19 Jan 2012 11:55:43 2,581 posts
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    Scurrminator wrote:
    Stallone confirmed it on AICN that it is indeed a PG-13 - boo.
    That webisite is a liar. That ain't cool news. That's not very cool news at all.
  • beastmaster 19 Jan 2012 12:14:56 11,199 posts
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    Ah, the bloodless, curseless PG-13. It'll probaby be a 15 over here the same as it the first one was on cinematic relase. It changed for the BR.

    Most 15 certificates are quite strong these days anyhow.

    Whatever Chuck says, goes! Otherwise, he'll kick your fucking head off!

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • AdmiralPellaeon 19 Jan 2012 12:25:20 346 posts
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    cianchristopher wrote:
    I thought the whole point was to do an OTT 80s-style bloodbath, not a fucking family-friendly action franchise.
    Amen Brother!

    If this is getting the Terminator 3 treatment they can just fuck off!
  • kingnothing12 19 Jan 2012 16:17:27 540 posts
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    So Norris can break necks and shoot people but he can't say the odd curse word, excuse me but...fuck Norris.
  • LFMartins 19 Jan 2012 17:37:18 5,704 posts
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    Thatīs the American way. Violence is okay, swear words and sex are not. Their ratings rules are strange as hell, for example, you can say fuck 2 times and get a PG-13 but if the movie has someone saying the word fuck 3 times then itīs an automatic R.
  • LFMartins 20 Jan 2012 19:23:32 5,704 posts
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    I love how Harry Knowles from AICN tried to make it like this isnīt a big deal and then one other writer from AICN goes and writes this on an article about the awesome indonesian action movie The Raid.

    I can't wait!

    Whatever its rating is, I hope they knock it down to PG or something. Cuz, you know, badassness is awesomer that way...all watered down and whatnot


    Edited by LFMartins at 19:24:37 20-01-2012
  • whatthefu 20 Jan 2012 19:39:54 853 posts
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    what a joke.
    take your chuck norris and your pg-13 and go fuck yourself
  • Deleted user 20 January 2012 19:42:54
    Still, at least this'll hopefully put an end to Chuck Norris facts.
  • whatfruit 20 Jan 2012 20:25:47 1,310 posts
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    Gary Busey is missing as the villan.
  • Fatiguez 20 Jan 2012 20:30:10 8,707 posts
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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

    but he chooses not to because he finds it offensive
  • The-Bodybuilder 20 Jan 2012 22:31:43 14,080 posts
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    Cam anyone confirm that, to make it the ultimate 70s/80s action movie, they're gonna have Bruce Lee in a small role?

    What?
  • whatthefu 20 Jan 2012 22:45:09 853 posts
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    Too early for that sorta thing.
    hes only just died
  • The-Bodybuilder 21 Jan 2012 10:30:56 14,080 posts
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    Ah true. Besides, that's why they got Jet Li. All the same innit? #Racist.
  • beastmaster 21 Jan 2012 10:39:03 11,199 posts
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    I'm worried this will turn into a Die Hard 4.0 PG-13 type thingy.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Fozzie_bear 21 Jan 2012 10:52:11 15,489 posts
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    Vulgar language = BAD!

    Neck breaking = FINE, CARRY ON!

    If you're worried about the children, that's an odd set of priorities.

    Support the Mowgli Dirty Protest!

  • richardiox 21 Jan 2012 10:58:02 5,549 posts
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    Church>Children
  • oceanmotion 21 Jan 2012 15:23:32 15,673 posts
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    Surprised they even considered Chuck Norris. Every one of his films are weak sauce.

    The original Expendables was dull anyway. It has nothing on 80s film other than a couple of actors. About two scenes were fun, the rest was forgettable. It's a waste of fun talent.
  • LFMartins 2 May 2012 22:11:16 5,704 posts
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    Bootleg trailer but hey, itīs Stallone fighting Van Damme, who is the villain called (and Iīm not joking) Jean Vilain and thereīs a scene with Arnie shooting and Bruce Willis driving a fucking Smart.

  • LFMartins 3 May 2012 18:19:29 5,704 posts
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    And now, the official release of the trailer.


    Edit: Oh yeah, the movie is no longer PG-13, it will be R rated.

    Edited by LFMartins at 18:21:45 03-05-2012
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