OK I'm joining the Italian police force

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  • pjmaybe 13 May 2004 17:44:31 70,676 posts
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    Mmmm that'll look really good in the middle of Naples going 0 MPH with the rest of the traffic..


    Peej
  • Lutz 13 May 2004 17:44:34 48,854 posts
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    /emigrates
  • Sid-Nice 13 May 2004 17:45:10 15,852 posts
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    I thought you'd turned gay, for a moment otto.

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • BravoGolf Moderator 13 May 2004 17:45:23 12,747 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    Mmmm that'll look really good in the middle of Naples going 0 MPH with the rest of the traffic..


    Peej

    LOL!

    Still.....
  • terminalterror 13 May 2004 17:51:01 18,937 posts
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    Is somebody taking the piss? Or is that what all the police officers are being issued with in Berlusconi's neighbourhood?
  • Nuttah 13 May 2004 17:59:16 1,840 posts
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    actually if i'm not mistaken, Lamborghini's have already been used in various police squads around europe as pursuit cars.

    but that may be me confusing hollywood and reality again...

    /shrugs
  • Foregone-Reality 13 May 2004 17:59:18 2,218 posts
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    And I thought the Irish Gards were doing well with their Saabs..

  • mr-rick 13 May 2004 18:06:18 1,044 posts
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    not much room for the crimos though.

    they gonna put them in the boot?

  • eviltobz  13 May 2004 18:10:07 2,609 posts
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    you're the lamborghini, you aint takin no prisoners. drive fast, shoot lots, let everyone else clean up the mess.
  • TennesseeStiff 13 May 2004 18:40:26 372 posts
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    I always thought Italian police had very nice uniforms also.
  • Retroid Moderator 13 May 2004 18:47:19 45,030 posts
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    I didn't think replicants were allowed in italy, anyway?

    /Having Bladerunner flashbacks
  • mooth-EcToX 13 May 2004 18:55:25 3,619 posts
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    WOAH! KEWL!!!
  • Epitaph 13 May 2004 19:00:46 860 posts
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    mr rick wrote:
    not much room for the crimos though.

    they gonna put them in the boot?


    What, on top of the engine?
  • timo180 13 May 2004 19:18:18 2,691 posts
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    I think it's more of a 'high speed chase car' than a 'put your run of the mill drunk in the back car for him to barf over the nice leather car'
  • phAge 13 May 2004 19:24:48 24,386 posts
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    /hijack on

    On a trip to Costa Rica a couple of years ago, we visited a McDonalds (Costa Rican food ainīt all that, IMHO...). and halfway through my 3rd cheeseburger a police officer walks in.

    The dude was AT LEAST 1.90, built like Van Damme, tanned like fuck, crewcut, wearing a sleeveless t-shirt, bulletproof vest, combat fatigues, and army boots. And Raybans.

    He had an Uzi 9mm slung on his back, and a MASSIVE Beretta in a thigh-holster.

    Made me feel rather sad for the Costa Rican criminal community...

    (And no - Iīm not gay...).


    /hijack off

    phAge
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 13 May 2004 23:33:03 6,170 posts
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    Landed in Athens a few years ago, and leaving the airport wandered past a cop asleep at his desk, with his MP5 propped up on the table leg.

    EDIT : Typo.

    Edited by Spin Dr Wolf at 22:33:31 13-05-2004
  • silentbob 13 May 2004 23:34:30 29,015 posts
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    "Pretty mediocre photographic fakery, they cut off you're brother's hair!"

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  • striker 13 May 2004 23:36:43 2,603 posts
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    Spin Dr Wolf wrote:
    Landed in Athens a few years ago, and leaving the airport wandered past a cop asleep at his desk, with his MP5 propped up on the table leg.

    EDIT : Typo.

    Edited by Spin Dr Wolf at 22:33:31 13-05-2004
    He was probably practicing for the Olympics...
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 13 May 2004 23:51:40 6,170 posts
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    I might have, his mate was just outside. It was a school trip too, so i would have got a slap off the drama teacher.
  • Randy-Eastman1 14 May 2004 00:56:04 122 posts
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    Why not join the Eurogamer police otto?
  • Megatron 14 May 2004 01:10:17 13 posts
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    MEGATRON ATTACK!
  • Foregone-Reality 14 May 2004 01:32:28 2,218 posts
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    Megatron wrote:
    MEGATRON ATTACK!

    /watches Megatron transform from an 10 ft giant to a handgun...somehow...


  • Daryoon 14 May 2004 01:39:04 4,641 posts
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    10ft? Don't you mean meters?!
  • Foregone-Reality 14 May 2004 01:42:21 2,218 posts
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    Daryoon wrote:
    10ft? Don't you mean meters?!

    Hey, It's been years since I've seen the classic series.

    Who could forget the bots that could transform into handguns and tape recorders?

    No Fire Truck Optimus Prime Thanks ;)
  • otto Moderator 28 May 2007 11:16:19 49,320 posts
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    Look at their new squad car

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

  • otto Moderator 28 May 2007 11:16:19 49,320 posts
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    Enters into service on 14 May.

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

  • otto Moderator 28 May 2007 11:16:19 49,320 posts
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    Spin Dr Wolf wrote:
    Landed in Athens a few years ago, and leaving the airport wandered past a cop asleep at his desk, with his MP5 propped up on the table leg.
    And you didn't stealth up, pinch it, and use it to get to the end of the level? And you call yourself a gamer?

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

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