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  • spindle9988 28 Aug 2013 13:29:50 3,949 posts
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    I cant believe this thread has lasted this long, let alone her career
  • DaM 28 Aug 2013 14:21:26 14,305 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    Hilarious interview with her in today's Metro where she's trying to put a brave face on her last single not even troubling the Top 40.

    Come on love, time to just give up and accept your fate as GiantBackrub's skin suit.
    Now's the time to approach her Craig, she's at a low. Pretend you are One Direction's manager, looking for a duet type thing. Then spring your sticky trap.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 28 Aug 2013 14:52:13 42,622 posts
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    I read that as a "duvet" type thing. Sexy times.
  • GiarcYekrub 14 Sep 2013 13:52:26 4,636 posts
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    Be nice...

    It's Here!!!!

    Also she just followed me on Twitter!!!!!!
  • thedaveeyres 14 Sep 2013 13:56:58 12,205 posts
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    Your dedication to this extremely masochistic form of trolling is laudable.
  • CosmicFuzz 14 Sep 2013 15:38:00 29,103 posts
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    Oh good god man what is the matter with you
  • CosmicFuzz 14 Sep 2013 15:40:10 29,103 posts
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    Also, what a horrible, cheap-looking album cover. Is she meant to be "sexy" with her top open like that?
  • PrivateFloyd 14 Sep 2013 15:54:18 4,571 posts
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    I hope for her sake that signed poster is laminated.
  • GuiltySpark 14 Sep 2013 15:58:19 6,626 posts
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    You seem a nice enough guy Craig, but you're so, so tragic.
  • GiarcYekrub 16 Sep 2013 13:13:05 4,636 posts
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    The Duck House
  • Physically_Insane 16 Sep 2013 13:14:45 10,479 posts
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    Uh huh.
  • CosmicFuzz 16 Sep 2013 13:15:04 29,103 posts
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    Are you planning on buying every seat in the house for a private viewing?
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 16 Sep 2013 13:15:55 17,086 posts
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    If you buy front row seats then she pretty much has to make eye contact with you at some point.
  • DaM 16 Sep 2013 13:35:07 14,305 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    If you buy front row seats then she pretty much has to make eye contact with you at some point.
    She'd better, or she might see what his hands are doing.
  • CosmicFuzz 16 Sep 2013 13:42:14 29,103 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    If you buy front row seats then she pretty much has to make eye contact with you at some point.
    She'd better, or she might see what his hands are doing.
    Stabbing a small blade repeatedly into his own thigh?
  • Murbs 16 Sep 2013 14:04:50 23,010 posts
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    My favourite Diana Vickers anagram today is 'Red avian sick'.
  • TheSaint 16 Sep 2013 14:08:26 15,801 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    Also, what a horrible, cheap-looking album cover. Is she meant to be "sexy" with her top open like that?
    I think she is saying "Please buy this. I'm so poor I can't even afford buttons."
  • FartPipe 16 Sep 2013 14:09:38 4,230 posts
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    I know burky has an obsession bordering on insane but how in the hell has this thread reached 50 pages, she's ok looking and her music is average but come on.

    TBH I wouldn't say no to putting my love pole in her though, uh oh it's spreading.
  • CosmicFuzz 16 Sep 2013 14:11:50 29,103 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    Also, what a horrible, cheap-looking album cover. Is she meant to be "sexy" with her top open like that?
    I think she is saying "Please buy this. I'm so poor I can't even afford buttons."
    :D
  • greg_wha 16 Sep 2013 14:58:38 222 posts
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    I know a dude who fucked her. Nice lass.
  • mrpon 16 Sep 2013 17:36:26 30,725 posts
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    Typo?
  • elstoof 16 Sep 2013 19:05:58 9,987 posts
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    Mods delete that post please, if Craig sees that his virginal white wedding fantasy where he takes her flower will be shattered.

    Edited by elstoof at 19:06:25 16-09-2013
  • kinky_mong 7 Nov 2013 09:28:49 11,687 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    I think someone's basement just got redecorated with 600 copies of the Metro.
    In today's Metro they had a picture from her photoshoot in the latest FHM. I predict that GiantKebab will be wanking himself into enfeeblement this weekend.
  • FartPipe 7 Nov 2013 09:37:24 4,230 posts
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    I think I love this thread more than GiantKebab loves Sticky Knickers.
  • nickthegun 7 Nov 2013 09:38:22 64,546 posts
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    OptimusPube wrote:
    I think I love this thread more than GiantKebab loves Sticky Knickers.
    Quoted
  • beastmaster 7 Nov 2013 09:49:25 13,334 posts
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    Hand like a claw!
  • nickthegun 7 Nov 2013 10:09:58 64,546 posts
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    It certainly can.
  • FartPipe 7 Nov 2013 10:10:01 4,230 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    OptimusPube wrote:
    I think I love this thread more than GiantKebab loves Sticky Knickers.
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    Can it be?
    It is I'm afraid.
  • nickthegun 7 Nov 2013 10:13:11 64,546 posts
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    Hows life after your hilarious meltdown?
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