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  • spindle9988 28 Aug 2013 13:29:50 3,793 posts
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    I cant believe this thread has lasted this long, let alone her career

    Xbox gamertag Clumsy Shooter
    PS ClumsyShooter
    WiiU Clumsy1

  • DaM 28 Aug 2013 14:21:26 13,988 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    Hilarious interview with her in today's Metro where she's trying to put a brave face on her last single not even troubling the Top 40.

    Come on love, time to just give up and accept your fate as GiantBackrub's skin suit.
    Now's the time to approach her Craig, she's at a low. Pretend you are One Direction's manager, looking for a duet type thing. Then spring your sticky trap.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 28 Aug 2013 14:52:13 41,707 posts
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    I read that as a "duvet" type thing. Sexy times.

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  • GiarcYekrub 14 Sep 2013 13:52:26 4,586 posts
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    Be nice...

    It's Here!!!!

    Also she just followed me on Twitter!!!!!!

    The strange thing is I hold The Dragon Age series up as example of diversity and choice, the fact that the brothels in DA service everybody, male/female with multiple options, to remove the brothels is a step backwards for diversity IMO

  • thedaveeyres 14 Sep 2013 13:56:58 12,009 posts
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    Your dedication to this extremely masochistic form of trolling is laudable.

  • CosmicFuzz 14 Sep 2013 15:38:00 28,179 posts
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    Oh good god man what is the matter with you

    My thoughts on why the Bioshock franchise needs to cut back the shooting.

  • CosmicFuzz 14 Sep 2013 15:40:10 28,179 posts
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    Also, what a horrible, cheap-looking album cover. Is she meant to be "sexy" with her top open like that?

    My thoughts on why the Bioshock franchise needs to cut back the shooting.

  • PrivateFloyd 14 Sep 2013 15:54:18 4,385 posts
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    I hope for her sake that signed poster is laminated.

    Goat is hungry.....

  • GuiltySpark 14 Sep 2013 15:58:19 6,610 posts
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    You seem a nice enough guy Craig, but you're so, so tragic.

    Get bent.

  • GiarcYekrub 16 Sep 2013 13:13:05 4,586 posts
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    The Duck House

    The strange thing is I hold The Dragon Age series up as example of diversity and choice, the fact that the brothels in DA service everybody, male/female with multiple options, to remove the brothels is a step backwards for diversity IMO

  • Physically_Insane 16 Sep 2013 13:14:45 10,107 posts
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    Uh huh.
  • CosmicFuzz 16 Sep 2013 13:15:04 28,179 posts
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    Are you planning on buying every seat in the house for a private viewing?

    My thoughts on why the Bioshock franchise needs to cut back the shooting.

  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 16 Sep 2013 13:15:55 16,945 posts
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    If you buy front row seats then she pretty much has to make eye contact with you at some point.

    AVOID

  • DaM 16 Sep 2013 13:35:07 13,988 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    If you buy front row seats then she pretty much has to make eye contact with you at some point.
    She'd better, or she might see what his hands are doing.
  • CosmicFuzz 16 Sep 2013 13:42:14 28,179 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    If you buy front row seats then she pretty much has to make eye contact with you at some point.
    She'd better, or she might see what his hands are doing.
    Stabbing a small blade repeatedly into his own thigh?

    My thoughts on why the Bioshock franchise needs to cut back the shooting.

  • Murbs 16 Sep 2013 14:04:50 22,854 posts
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    My favourite Diana Vickers anagram today is 'Red avian sick'.
  • TheSaint 16 Sep 2013 14:08:26 15,558 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    Also, what a horrible, cheap-looking album cover. Is she meant to be "sexy" with her top open like that?
    I think she is saying "Please buy this. I'm so poor I can't even afford buttons."
  • Phil-McCrack 16 Sep 2013 14:09:38 3,942 posts
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    I know burky has an obsession bordering on insane but how in the hell has this thread reached 50 pages, she's ok looking and her music is average but come on.

    TBH I wouldn't say no to putting my love pole in her though, uh oh it's spreading.
  • CosmicFuzz 16 Sep 2013 14:11:50 28,179 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    Also, what a horrible, cheap-looking album cover. Is she meant to be "sexy" with her top open like that?
    I think she is saying "Please buy this. I'm so poor I can't even afford buttons."
    :D

    My thoughts on why the Bioshock franchise needs to cut back the shooting.

  • greg_wha 16 Sep 2013 14:58:38 216 posts
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    I know a dude who fucked her. Nice lass.
  • mrpon 16 Sep 2013 17:36:26 30,253 posts
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    Typo?

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • elstoof 16 Sep 2013 19:05:58 9,228 posts
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    Mods delete that post please, if Craig sees that his virginal white wedding fantasy where he takes her flower will be shattered.

    Edited by elstoof at 19:06:25 16-09-2013
  • kinky_mong 7 Nov 2013 09:28:49 11,393 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    I think someone's basement just got redecorated with 600 copies of the Metro.
    In today's Metro they had a picture from her photoshoot in the latest FHM. I predict that GiantKebab will be wanking himself into enfeeblement this weekend.
  • Phil-McCrack 7 Nov 2013 09:37:24 3,942 posts
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    I think I love this thread more than GiantKebab loves Sticky Knickers.
  • nickthegun 7 Nov 2013 09:38:22 63,273 posts
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    OptimusPube wrote:
    I think I love this thread more than GiantKebab loves Sticky Knickers.
    Quoted

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  • beastmaster 7 Nov 2013 09:49:25 12,743 posts
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    Hand like a claw!

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • nickthegun 7 Nov 2013 10:09:58 63,273 posts
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    It certainly can.

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  • Phil-McCrack 7 Nov 2013 10:10:01 3,942 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    OptimusPube wrote:
    I think I love this thread more than GiantKebab loves Sticky Knickers.
    Quoted
    Can it be?
    It is I'm afraid.
  • nickthegun 7 Nov 2013 10:13:11 63,273 posts
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    Hows life after your hilarious meltdown?

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