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  • kentmonkey 25 Mar 2011 20:38:03 20,859 posts
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    Kosmoz wrote:
    Know what would help? If I posted it in this thread too!


    There once was a woman named Vickers,
    Who would always misplace her knickers,
    Stolen by Craig,
    Who she avoided like the plague,
    Because he wanted to shag her whilst wearing only his kickers
  • TechnoHippy 25 Mar 2011 20:38:44 14,719 posts
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    coastal wrote:
    I'm sure Ulrich Haarbürste's Roy Orbison in cling-film stories are a good place to start. Just do ctrl-h and slap in the vickers.

    nice

    This restores my faith in humanity.

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  • BBIAJ 25 Mar 2011 20:56:33 896 posts
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    @ModishNouns:

    That can only have been penned by a deranged genius!

    No offence...
  • mattigan 25 Mar 2011 21:02:45 1,429 posts
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    Here you go GiarcYekrub...

    NSFW
  • dutchspeededup 17 Apr 2011 10:49:38 4,590 posts
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    I finally realised what I find most unsettling about this; It's not the stalking, but the weird, mild positivity about this woman's music and performance.

    He's clearly thought, 'I know, if I pretend it's all about the music everyone will think it's normal to follow Diana Vickers round in an unmarked transit van, wearing night vision goggles.'

    That's proper mental. It would be much less terrifying if he said, 'I follow Diana Vickers round because I want to wear her like a glove whilst I murder prossers.'
  • Gearskin 17 Apr 2011 10:51:23 2,054 posts
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    dutchspeededup wrote:
    'I follow Diana Vickers round because I want to wear her like a glove whilst I murder prossers.'

    Hahahaha! You do what now? :D
  • FWB 15 Jun 2011 16:15:35 45,112 posts
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    Giarc finally caught after heading for another target?
  • nickthegun 15 Jun 2011 16:21:19 60,974 posts
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    That was actually me and my mate but the coppers let us go.

    'No court in the land' and all that.

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  • Lukus 15 Jun 2011 16:52:37 19,354 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Giarc finally caught after heading for another target?

    "A police source said they were found with swords, plans of the singer's home and a body bag, BBC South West Home Affairs Correspondent Simon Hall said..."

    Haha. Disturbing, yet funny.

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  • BBIAJ 30 Jul 2011 14:30:14 896 posts
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    As it's her birthday today, I wonder what he's up to?

    *shudders*
  • Ignatius_Cheese Moderator 30 Jul 2011 14:32:01 10,861 posts
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    Currently baking himself naked into a cake for her.
  • jonsaan 30 Jul 2011 14:33:00 25,428 posts
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    She is slowly morphing into Bev Callard anyway. Give it time.

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  • Vice.Destroyer 29 Aug 2011 22:33:05 5,880 posts
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    Well, at least she is still with us. Phew.
  • Ged42 21 Sep 2011 22:40:06 7,772 posts
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    I thought Giarc might like to watch this repeat.
  • Rufus 21 Sep 2011 23:37:03 1,754 posts
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    Whilst I hate her music, after watching that NMTB repeat I've finally realised that she is actually very, very hot (and northern mmmmmmm).
  • HoriZon 21 Sep 2011 23:56:40 13,589 posts
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    She's odd started off normal now has a bit of money has got herself a stylist had her teeth done etc and looks decent.

    I would hit that!

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  • neilka 22 Sep 2011 00:46:06 16,445 posts
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    I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for getting her entrails all over my sheets.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Hodders 22 Sep 2011 08:36:16 85 posts
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    Rufus wrote:
    Whilst I hate her music, after watching that NMTB repeat I've finally realised that she is actually very, very hot (and northern mmmmmmm).

    Agreed, i'd wear her like a hat
  • GiarcYekrub 22 Sep 2011 13:09:14 3,823 posts
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    Ged42 wrote:
    I thought Giarc might like to watch this repeat.

    Thankyou I do, incidently according to twitter she's filming a TV advert for her Xmas Very Dee V range so sounds like we may see her face abit more soon also she is the new face of Collection2000 makeup so there more potential there
  • Steve_Perry 12 Sep 2012 10:45:22 4,935 posts
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    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • Zomoniac 12 Sep 2012 10:48:51 7,902 posts
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    There's a full novel now? Excellent. The Roy Orbison in Clingfilm text adventure game is an oft overlooked gaming classic.
  • Lukus 12 Sep 2012 10:57:06 19,354 posts
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    @GiarcYekrub How's the obsession going GY? She's not been on TV for ages. Surely there comes a point when you're suddenly just stalking a 'regular' person.

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  • Deckard1 12 Sep 2012 11:08:10 29,115 posts
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    Thank you for reminding me about those Roy Orbison stories. They are a fucking delight.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • GiarcYekrub 12 Sep 2012 11:11:46 3,823 posts
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    @Lukus Shes currently filming a surfer movie in South Africa
  • neilka 12 Sep 2012 11:15:35 16,445 posts
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    Never heard them called that before.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • GiarcYekrub 12 Sep 2012 11:16:28 3,823 posts
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    I think its called "The Perfect Wave"
  • JBlokeUK 12 Sep 2012 11:16:52 2,308 posts
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    *hums Jaws theme tune*

    I like it when he's angry.

  • Deckard1 12 Sep 2012 11:28:00 29,115 posts
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    You any closer to your goal of eating her kidneys yet then Burkey?

    Edited by Deckard1 at 11:30:44 12-09-2012

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • sport 12 Sep 2012 11:32:02 12,798 posts
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    GiarcYekrub wrote:
    @Lukus Shes currently filming a surfer movie in South Africa
    In SA you say? Let me know if you need a place to stay. She'll probably be filming near J-Bay, where the best surfing is.
  • neilka 12 Sep 2012 11:40:57 16,445 posts
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    GlucoseYankee is also planning on filming near Diana's J-Bay.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

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