Goodbye to Pizza Hut? Page 2

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  • monkeyspasm 7 Oct 2008 14:12:54 2,771 posts
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    To my mind - when you want Pizza, Burgers, Crisps, whatever - you WANT unhealthy, greasy shite. So Pizza Hut, Burger King etc. serve a purpose - sometimes I just fancy a pizza, and accept that it's unhealthy. But guess what? I eat fruit, I exercise. Nothing wrong with crap once in a while.

    Pizza Hut and McDonalds should stop all this transparent, led-by-focus-groups shite. McD's salads have more fat than the bloody burgers anyway.

    I hate all this stuff. Low fat crisps? I WANT fat in my crisps, dammit, I hate cardboard. If I want healthy, I'll eat salad or Ryvita (or maybe pasta, just not in fucking Pizza / Pasta Hut). Same goes for Diet fizzy drinks - Aspartame is miles worse for you than sugar. Stupid fecking bastards.

    Actually - sod all that - Pizza Hut make rubbish pizza anyway. Dominoes are better, and are in turn usurped by my local pizza place.
  • nickthegun 7 Oct 2008 14:13:28 58,782 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    Pizza, the most marked up take away food ever, and yet people still seem to buy it. Fucking loons.

    Another one of my dads favourites is 'I AM NEVER GOING TO PAY THAT MUCH FOR CHEESE ON FUCKING TOAST'.

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  • StarchildHypocrethes 7 Oct 2008 14:13:46 25,406 posts
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    I'm actually a keen supporter of Papa John's as the best supplier of deliverable cheesy bread snacks.
  • nickthegun 7 Oct 2008 14:14:44 58,782 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    I never order pasta while im out as my mind refuses to believe im getting value for money.

    I have pasta as the quick and easy 'fuck theres nothing left in the cupboard' option at home, so i will be buggered if im going to pay a tenner for some penne and a dollop of arriabata.

    That noise you heard was me physically transforming into my Dad.

    Fuck, you sound just like me.

    Am I your dad?

    Do you look like you have swallowed a medicine ball and are racist not because you dislike foreigners, but because you think its funny and you like to annoy people?

    If so, you still owe me 250 quid.

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  • thefilthandthefury 7 Oct 2008 14:14:49 24,950 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    I'm actually a keen supporter of Papa John's as the best supplier of deliverable cheesy bread snacks.

    This. Papa John's is the daddy. Or the papa, to be precise.
  • Deleted user 7 October 2008 14:14:52
    monkeyspasm wrote:
    I hate cardboard.

    Ryvita

    Potayto, Potahto.
  • warlockuk 7 Oct 2008 14:14:54 19,133 posts
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    Heh. "Temporarily". :)

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Physically_Insane 7 Oct 2008 14:16:22 8,600 posts
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    pizza express > *
  • UncleLou Moderator 7 Oct 2008 14:16:37 35,422 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    Pizza, the most marked up take away food ever, and yet people still seem to buy it. Fucking loons.

    Wagon-wheel-sized, freshly made wood-oven pizza for 5 EUR, made by a family from Naples, directly opposite from where I live.

    Pizza Hut is of course utter shite.
  • JuanKerr 7 Oct 2008 14:17:45 36,192 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:

    Another one of my dads favourites is 'I AM NEVER GOING TO PAY THAT MUCH FOR CHEESE ON FUCKING TOAST'.

    Actually, are you my brother because that's EXACTLY what my dad says (except he doesn't swear).
  • StarchildHypocrethes 7 Oct 2008 14:17:50 25,406 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    Wagon-wheel-sized, freshly made wood-oven pizza for 5 EUR, made by a family from Naples, directly opposite from where I live.
    Well that's just plain unfair!
  • thefilthandthefury 7 Oct 2008 14:17:52 24,950 posts
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    Physically_Insane wrote:
    pizza express > *

    But they don't deliver, do they? The only one I've ever seen/been to didn't anyway :(
  • JYM60 7 Oct 2008 14:17:54 16,783 posts
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    We seem to have the 'What's the best take out pizza?' debate every month. :)

    It's dominos of course.

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  • Huntcjna 7 Oct 2008 14:19:31 13,871 posts
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    Pizza Express if fucking shit, it just maximised that whole 'fake Italian pizzaria' feel and then mass produced it. Its fucking worse than Pizza Hut, at least its not trying to be a faux decent eatery.

    I spit on Pizza Express's rotting, tiny pizza eating corpse!

    /spits
  • Physically_Insane 7 Oct 2008 14:19:37 8,600 posts
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    thefilthandthefury wrote:
    Physically_Insane wrote:
    pizza express > *

    But they don't deliver, do they? The only one I've ever seen/been to didn't anyway :(

    Yeah true. You can buy frozen ones in the supermarkets though.
  • Load_2.0 7 Oct 2008 14:19:50 18,861 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    cubbymoore wrote:
    Pizza, the most marked up take away food ever, and yet people still seem to buy it. Fucking loons.

    Wagon-wheel-sized, freshly made wood-oven pizza for 5 EUR, made by a family from Naples, directly under my stairs, where I live.

    Uncle Lou J Fritzl.
  • monkeyspasm 7 Oct 2008 14:20:51 2,771 posts
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    This will fall on it's arse within a few months, maybe sooner.

    Who the fuck will order a pasta delivery!?
  • cubbymoore 7 Oct 2008 14:21:53 36,468 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    cubbymoore wrote:
    Pizza, the most marked up take away food ever, and yet people still seem to buy it. Fucking loons.

    Wagon-wheel-sized, freshly made wood-oven pizza for 5 EUR, made by a family from Naples, directly opposite from where I live.

    Pizza Hut is of course utter shite.
    Yeah you get the occasional troopers here too, better quality for cheaper by genuine italians (or sometimes cypriot) but with all the big chains being so marked up it's not surprising to see the independents with similar prices. That said if you go into central london there are loads of places that do amazing pizza for 5-8.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 7 Oct 2008 14:23:34 25,406 posts
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    You want cheap pizza though, Gangsters in Headingly is the place. 14" pizza with the toppings of your choice for 1.99 :D

    Can't remember if you have to sign a waiver before consuming it or not though.
  • Physically_Insane 7 Oct 2008 14:25:27 8,600 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    You want cheap pizza though, Gangsters in Headingly is the place. 14" pizza with the toppings of your choice for 1.99 :D

    Can't remember if you have to sign a waiver before consuming it or not though.

    How the hell do they make a profit?
  • Aretak 7 Oct 2008 14:26:10 10,345 posts
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    monkeyspasm wrote:
    This will fall on it's arse within a few months, maybe sooner.

    Who the fuck will order a pasta delivery!?
    According to someone in the comments thread of the original article, only 30 stores nationwide and being rebranded, and even that is only temporary.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 7 Oct 2008 14:26:24 25,406 posts
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    Probably because they find their ingredients in bins.
  • nickthegun 7 Oct 2008 14:27:51 58,782 posts
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    Ah, so the papa johns you mentioned is the one on cowley road, huh?

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  • cubbymoore 7 Oct 2008 14:28:39 36,468 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    You want cheap pizza though, Gangsters in Headingly is the place. 14" pizza with the toppings of your choice for 1.99 :D

    Can't remember if you have to sign a waiver before consuming it or not though.
    Yeah that's insane, even my local kebab owner was telling me he's had to start charging extra for his home made chilli sauce to cover costs. And he's a pretty reasonably priced guy.
  • nickthegun 7 Oct 2008 14:29:05 58,782 posts
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    Physically_Insane wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    You want cheap pizza though, Gangsters in Headingly is the place. 14" pizza with the toppings of your choice for 1.99 :D

    Can't remember if you have to sign a waiver before consuming it or not though.

    How the hell do they make a profit?

    The clue is in the name.

    All the meat is ground up grasses and nonces.

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  • JYM60 7 Oct 2008 14:30:28 16,783 posts
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  • jonsaan 7 Oct 2008 14:30:32 25,326 posts
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    thefilthandthefury wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    I'm actually a keen supporter of Papa John's as the best supplier of deliverable cheesy bread snacks.

    This. Papa John's is the daddy. Or the papa, to be precise.

    Really expensive though.

    FCUTA!

  • Deleted user 7 October 2008 14:31:03
    Good to see people are spitting on Pizza Express. The original is dandy in central London but fuck the others up their asses.

    Best pizza for me outside of Italy are either the one in Muswell Hill, La Porchetta, which is ridiculously busy all the time, or Marine Ices in Chalk Farm.
  • UncleLou Moderator 7 Oct 2008 14:31:31 35,422 posts
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    Got to say I am not generally a fast food snob - there are times where you just want a burger with fries. But when it comes to pizza, I never use chains. They just can't compete on any level with Italian restaurants, many of which have a delivery service.
  • JYM60 7 Oct 2008 14:31:52 16,783 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Physically_Insane wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    You want cheap pizza though, Gangsters in Headingly is the place. 14" pizza with the toppings of your choice for 1.99 :D

    Can't remember if you have to sign a waiver before consuming it or not though.

    How the hell do they make a profit?

    The clue is in the name.

    All the meat is ground up grasses and nonces.

    :D

    [8/10] http://www.youtube.com/lllBetterThanHalolll

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