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  • Psychotext 24 Jan 2013 14:53:52 54,802 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    By the way, use this app/site to determine the best time for a slaaaaash.

    http://runpee.com/
    Seems like more people should see their doctors. I can understand the need on a 3 hour film maybe, or if you forgot to go first... but if you have to actually plan it then you might have a problem.
  • Salaman 24 Jan 2013 14:57:28 19,460 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    By the way, use this app/site to determine the best time for a slaaaaash.

    http://runpee.com/
    Sounds useful.

    I managed perfectly during The Hobbit. Drank a pint of Carlsberg and started to feel the need to pee. Checked the time on my watch and vaguely remembered the running time was 2h40 minutes. So I expected they might do a 10 minute break at 1h20 minutes.
    At about 1h20 minutes I was about to burst, so I got up, excused myself as I squeezed past the other patrons and just as i was walking down the steps, the lights came on for a pauze in the film and a 10 minute break.

    Managed less well during Django. I didnt' think it was all that long, so I went after an hour and then had to go again almost right away. I held on for another hour I think but then I had run out a second time. :-/
  • mrpon 24 Jan 2013 15:02:47 29,420 posts
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    Heh, never had the need myself but thought some of our older clientele might make some use :p

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Triggerhappytel 24 Jan 2013 15:24:01 2,695 posts
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    I pee loads. But then, I drink about 4 litres of water a day. Never go anywhere without a bottle or two in the car. It can require some strategic planning when I'm somewhere like the cinema though.
  • Youthist 24 Jan 2013 15:30:06 10,057 posts
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    I just don't believe a fucking word of anything he says. Beers, rolling, girlfriends (and lack of), shops, friends, drinks. Tragic.

    Edited by Youthist at 15:30:39 24-01-2013

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • Salaman 24 Jan 2013 16:41:27 19,460 posts
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    Youthist wrote:
    I just don't believe a fucking word of anything he says. Beers, rolling, girlfriends (and lack of), shops, friends, drinks. Tragic.
    When you just list them up like that it seems like a fun bunch of words to try and make up a story with.

    "So there were me and my girlfriend, rolling around in beer by the beer fridges at the back of the shop whilst our friends were watching on and drinking."
  • neilka 24 Jan 2013 16:51:54 16,464 posts
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    Why would she assume that he'd just stood there motionless unless he was quite severely retarded?

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • smoothpete 24 Jan 2013 17:18:07 31,708 posts
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    "just wanted to check we're all running down the same track and no-one is coming out of left field" - sorry, what?
  • DodgyPast 24 Jan 2013 17:30:04 8,520 posts
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    My priorities are obviously somewhat off.

    I'm just feeling supremely jealous there's no cinemas near me where I can text for beer during a movie
  • Rusty_M 24 Jan 2013 17:34:57 4,864 posts
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    There are at least three cinemas within walking distance of my house where you can buy a beer to take into the film. There's another cinema closer than those, but they don't do beer, although they have a bar upstairs.

    I'm pretty sure I live on the same island as most people on this site.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
    http://www.twitch.tv/rusty_the_robot
    http://twitter.com/Rusty_The_Robot

  • smoothpete 24 Jan 2013 17:39:45 31,708 posts
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    I just take a couple of cans in sometimes. Who gives a shit?
  • Deleted user 24 January 2013 17:43:41
    There's a cinema here with waiter service.
  • DodgyPast 24 Jan 2013 17:45:25 8,520 posts
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    meme wrote:
    There's a cinema here with waiter service.
    Plenty with waiter service but just don't sell beer.
  • EMarkM 24 Jan 2013 17:47:43 3,317 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I just take a couple of cans in sometimes. Who gives a shit?
    Jesus does, Pete. Jesus.
  • Psychotext 24 Jan 2013 17:51:14 54,802 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I just take a couple of cans in sometimes. Who gives a shit?
    I'd rather that than those cunts on their phones.
  • Lexx87 24 Jan 2013 17:55:26 20,863 posts
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    I'm the biggest cinema nazi cunt, seriously.

    Any kind of shuffle, bag opening, giggling unrelated to the film, makes me want to murder them.

    SILENCE PLEASE.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deleted user 24 January 2013 17:56:51
    Lexx87 wrote:
    I'm the biggest cinema nazi cunt, seriously.

    Any kind of shuffle, bag opening, giggling unrelated to the film, makes me want to murder them.

    SILENCE PLEASE.
    what about this lexx

  • mrpon 24 Jan 2013 18:02:02 29,420 posts
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    /twitches

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • cubbymoore 24 Jan 2013 18:33:07 36,503 posts
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    And then who knows what else. A dinner. A walk by the sea. A hotel.
  • Dirtbox 24 Jan 2013 18:36:42 78,812 posts
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    Two white scruffian pramfaces on the tube the other day:

    Scruntina: Yeah but nah, but y'know wot I mean doh innit?
    Boviness: Yeeeea... But naaah... I know wot you mean doh.

    WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE MEAN??

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • cubbymoore 24 Jan 2013 18:45:29 36,503 posts
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    It's basically what Jean Paul Sartre spent 900 pages trying to explain in Being and Nothingness.
  • cubbymoore 24 Jan 2013 21:45:10 36,503 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    I felt sorry for the guy as I think he stood there gaping
    define: gaping
  • SirDespard 26 Jan 2013 17:09:43 131 posts
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    Overheard today, a guy with a goatee and hat to a woman with him "My desire for vengeance is increasing"....
  • Salaman 26 Jan 2013 18:21:22 19,460 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    I felt sorry for the guy as I think he stood there gaping
    define: gaping
    Gawping? Mouth-gaping?
  • lordofthedunce 26 Jan 2013 18:59:33 379 posts
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    A few months ago I overheard two women in M and S discussing Roger.
    The poor guy had really been through the mill, having been in quite a bad accident by the sound of it. He was now laid up with a large dressing covering a wound on his back and was really depressed.
    I was really feeling for Roger, who 'isn't allowed to leave his cage...'
    Oh, right, Roger's a dog.
  • skuzzbag 26 Jan 2013 19:09:17 5,676 posts
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    DodgyPast wrote:
    meme wrote:
    There's a cinema here with waiter service.
    Plenty with waiter service but just don't sell beer.
    The Electric in Birmingham does sofas, waiters, beer and text ordering.

    and cocktails.

    Edited by skuzzbag at 19:09:50 26-01-2013
  • Psychotext 26 Jan 2013 19:36:38 54,802 posts
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    Text ordering? That means more cunts on their phones.

    Burn it down.
  • Dr.Haggard 26 Jan 2013 19:50:16 4,245 posts
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    No no no, the Electric is awesome. Besides I've never seen a chav in there once, we need more cinemas like it.
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