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"If there's anything in reality that's not fun, we will change it."
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Kostabi wrote:I look forward to that happening in my class. I'd have tied his penis in a motherfucking knot.
While queuing for a bus after work...
"he wouldn't let me leave class so I pissed in the bin"
To which his mum nodded and said fair enough. Must be noted that the kid must have been at least 16 or so.
I've turned off all the avatars and crap, so don't expect me to be impressed by yours.
Playing all the right notes— but not necessarily in the right order.
urban wrote:Brilliant
Flatmates had a party last night. I was in my bed feeling sorry for myself (see the cycling thread for the reason why) I heard someone go into the loo and puking, then I heard a girl come into the hallway. Asking this fella if he was okay and he replied
Guy: "I just had the weirdest feeling that I've been here and done this before"
Guy: "Like groundhog day"
Girl: "that's called deja vu, when you think you've already seen/done something exactly before"
Guy: "it's scary! I don't like it"
Guy starts crying
Girl: "OMG babe, it's okay. It happens to the best of us, don't worry I won't tell anyone you had deja vu unless you tell them first. It's our secret"
Guy: "I think I just need to go lay down upstairs"
Girl: "I'll come with you, make sure you're okay"
Two minutes later I hear them fucking.
What a fucking genius.
Kirby is the man! Even if he wasn't, he'd just ingest and become one.
smoothpete wrote:Smooth, Pete!
"FUCK! MY FUCKING ONION!"
(I said this one as I watched my onion bounce its way down the escalator in the shopping mall. I post it on behalf of the witnesses)
If a spider crawls across it , it can set it off
CrispyXUK wrote:I heard my son shout out (to himself) "That's how I roll...like a boss!" on getting a tricky star on SMG....I don't know where 7 yr olds learn internet memes....
Telling the misses that I'm popping out for a quick pint and I'll pop back and get her at 4 when we're both due there.
Misses: "Why do you have to go down there now? Can't you wait?"
Me: "That's how I roll!"
Misses: "I hate the way you roll"
I lol'd anyway
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urban wrote:I started reading that, and decided they were both mongtards. Then I realised he, or she, or both, were evil geniuses. Then I settled it at mongtards again.
Flatmates had a party last night. I was in my bed feeling sorry for myself (see the cycling thread for the reason why) I heard someone go into the loo and puking, then I heard a girl come into the hallway. Asking this fella if he was okay and he replied
Guy: "I just had the weirdest feeling that I've been here and done this before"
Guy: "Like groundhog day"
Girl: "that's called deja vu, when you think you've already seen/done something exactly before"
Guy: "it's scary! I don't like it"
Guy starts crying
Girl: "OMG babe, it's okay. It happens to the best of us, don't worry I won't tell anyone you had deja vu unless you tell them first. It's our secret"
Guy: "I think I just need to go lay down upstairs"
Girl: "I'll come with you, make sure you're okay"
Two minutes later I hear them fucking.
What a fucking genius.
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Chopsen wrote:PHWOAAAR!
I read it and thought "I wonder if he has a temporal lobe tumour?" (vomiting, deja vu, strange behaviour) but then I'm cheery like that.
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StarchildHypocrethes wrote:It's a cuppacino(sp?) without the espresso.
What the hell is a Babycino?
-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.
MetalDog wrote:It's a wee cup of steamed milk to keep children happy - free at Starbucks I think. Or somewhere like that...StarchildHypocrethes wrote:It's a cuppacino(sp?) without the espresso.
What the hell is a Babycino?
I can't even remember how I know this.
DaM wrote:You get the choice of marshmallows or a flake when you buy one at Costa. Little dude loves them!MetalDog wrote:It's a wee cup of steamed milk to keep children happy - free at Starbucks I think. Or somewhere like that...StarchildHypocrethes wrote:It's a cuppacino(sp?) without the espresso.
What the hell is a Babycino?
I can't even remember how I know this.
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Psychotext wrote:It's like a latte with less drink.
I want a cuppacino. Is that like tea with froth?
-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.
Even the toast is a ghost, and your daddy is in the toast!
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