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  • opalw00t 14 May 2009 17:22:53 11,255 posts
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    Yes, pay your respects to Gremmi.

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:24:44 10,057 posts
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    w00t wrote:
    It depends on your level of understanding of irony.
    And your level of understanding the words "lonely cock-head".

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • Deleted user 14 May 2009 17:25:01
    insults on the internet ftw
  • opalw00t 14 May 2009 17:25:26 11,255 posts
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    Excellent retort, based on your previous posts. IRONOMAN would be proud.

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • opalw00t 14 May 2009 17:25:41 11,255 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    insults on the internet ftw
    I love it :)

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:26:27 10,057 posts
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    Seek out a life, instead of trying to live one in a F5 daydream cloud. Please.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • opalw00t 14 May 2009 17:26:54 11,255 posts
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    hehe

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:26:58 10,057 posts
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    w00t wrote:
    Gremmi wrote:
    insults on the internet ftw
    I love it :)

    lol what a surprise.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • sport 14 May 2009 17:27:28 12,798 posts
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    /regrets mentioning "it".
  • Deleted user 14 May 2009 17:27:30
    Surely there's more things in the world to get angry about than someone regularly posting on a forum.
  • smoothpete 14 May 2009 17:28:39 31,715 posts
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    Can a mod change the thread title to "Pointless Bitchy Whingefest"
  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:29:23 10,057 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    Surely there's more things in the world to get angry about than someone regularly posting on a forum.

    Don't be such a massively over-extrapolating fuckwit.

    Peej took the comment in the right spirit, Woot = nauseating bellend, you = 'tard.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • opalw00t 14 May 2009 17:30:13 11,255 posts
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    /dances

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • Deleted user 14 May 2009 17:30:26
    insults on the internet ftw
  • Deleted user 14 May 2009 17:30:37
    (nb this will be used every time)
  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:30:49 10,057 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    insults on the internet ftw

    I love it :)

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:31:16 10,057 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    (nb this will be used every time)
    I love it :)

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • Deleted user 14 May 2009 17:31:32
    Surely there's more things in the world to get angry about than someone regularly posting on a forum.
  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:32:17 10,057 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    Surely there's more things in the world to get angry about than someone regularly posting on a forum.

    Don't be such a massively over-extrapolating fuckwit.

    Peej took the comment in the right spirit, Woot = nauseating bellend, you = 'tard.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • Deleted user 14 May 2009 17:32:46
    insults on the internet ftw
  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:33:08 10,057 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    insults on the internet ftw

    I love it :)

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • MetalDog 14 May 2009 17:34:11 23,879 posts
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    clean up on aisle five

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • ElNuevo9 14 May 2009 17:34:13 13,550 posts
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    I overheard this converatsion in HMV t'other day.

    A mother and child (of African decent)

    Child: "Mum, can I get this game? I can use that 20 Gran gave me for my birthday"

    Mother: "You've already used half of that for the High School Musical DVD."

    Child: "I didn't, Dad got me that, honest"

    Mother: "C'mon, do you think I got of the last banana boat?"

    :o

    Hated, adored, never ignored.

  • Deleted user 14 May 2009 17:36:00
    MetalDog wrote:
    clean up on aisle five

    BUT SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET

    This is the most important thing EVER.

    NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER SURRENDER
  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:38:15 10,057 posts
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    aaaanyway - yeah It's a silly name for a frothy milk, agreed.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • Trowel 14 May 2009 17:42:47 18,016 posts
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    Was walking past a mother talking to her two young boys a few years ago:

    "Matthew - do you know anything about that poo in the bath?"
  • sport 14 May 2009 17:42:57 12,798 posts
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    Youthist wrote:
    aaaanyway - yeah It's a silly name for a frothy milk, agreed.

    Gabe enjoyed it. He even said "Daddy, this is the best BABYCINO ever!!!!!!"
  • DavetheDave 14 May 2009 17:44:59 1,391 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    Was walking past a mother talking to her two young boys a few years ago:

    "Matthew - do you know anything about that poo in the bath?"

    How did she know your name?

    /couldn't resist
  • Tomo 14 May 2009 17:49:28 13,964 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Youthist wrote:
    aaaanyway - yeah It's a silly name for a frothy milk, agreed.

    Gabe enjoyed it. He even said "Daddy, this is the best BABYCINO ever!!!!!!"

    This is expert baiting.
  • FuzzyMoose 15 May 2009 14:57:48 9 posts
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    Best one I heard was in the pub the other night:

    "And since I have been with him, I have not had sex outdoors at all!"
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