Annoying phrases that when uttered should kill the speaker Page 36

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  • simpleexplodingmaybe 10 Nov 2016 11:51:08 2,043 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    LET'S GET SMASHED
    But what if he was set to regulate
    https://michaelphilipbridgewater.bandcamp.com/track/regulate
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2016 11:51:24 42,934 posts
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    But Veep (also a word) used Potus as a word, and that's Faf (funny as fuck)
  • You-can-call-me-kal 10 Nov 2016 12:27:06 7,406 posts
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    I think POTUS and FLOTUS being a thing is not particularly recent in America. Just feels it here as it's only just filtered through, probably thanks to social media.

    Doesn't really bother me.
  • the_dudefather 10 Nov 2016 12:31:38 10,195 posts
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    simpleexplodingmaybe wrote:
    the_dudefather wrote:
    LET'S GET SMASHED
    But what if he was set to regulate
    https://michaelphilipbridgewater.bandcamp.com/track/regulate
    This is some great work
  • DodgyPast 10 Nov 2016 17:52:03 9,203 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    I think POTUS and FLOTUS being a thing is not particularly recent in America. Just feels it here as it's only just filtered through, probably thanks to social media.

    Doesn't really bother me.
    I remember POTUS from West Wing, so definitely a long time ago.
  • X201 1 Dec 2016 12:21:31 17,724 posts
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    Drain the swamp
  • PazJohnMitch 1 Dec 2016 22:46:17 12,403 posts
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    Brexit mean's Brexit


    (Especially when typed to include an erroneous apostrophe as demonstrated).
  • Trafford 2 Dec 2016 08:55:26 7,815 posts
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    Business Development.
  • challenge_hanukkah 2 Dec 2016 09:22:57 3,920 posts
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    You need to pay for that.
  • SYS64738 2 Dec 2016 19:11:59 3,572 posts
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    You was
  • DrStrangelove 3 Dec 2016 10:13:10 10,421 posts
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    Yous was
  • RichDC 21 Dec 2016 10:54:23 7,279 posts
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    'Flexible touchdown'

    What the fuck is it? Apparently it's a feature of our new building but no one seems to know what it actually means.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 21 Dec 2016 10:58:01 46,334 posts
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    "Sir, you're making a scene."
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2016 21 Dec 2016 12:13:03 42,934 posts
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    RichDC wrote:
    'Flexible touchdown'

    What the fuck is it? Apparently it's a feature of our new building but no one seems to know what it actually means.
    YOU DON'T HAVE A DESK ANYMORE
  • jaangus 21 Dec 2016 12:47:40 5,146 posts
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    RichDC wrote:
    'Flexible touchdown'

    What the fuck is it? Apparently it's a feature of our new building but no one seems to know what it actually means.
    Over zealous security measures carried out by a contortionist moonlighting as a security guard.

    That and you no longer have a desk ;)
  • elstoof 21 Dec 2016 12:48:24 17,593 posts
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    Fucking hotdesk nonsense, just means you don't have any storage at work any more so you've got to drag your shit there and back every day
  • sport 21 Dec 2016 12:57:15 13,795 posts
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    On the plus side, they probably have a slide now to get to Accounts.
  • elstoof 21 Dec 2016 12:58:46 17,593 posts
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    Friend on mine worked at red bull, they had a slide between floors there
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2016 21 Dec 2016 13:05:33 42,934 posts
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    Someone at Google at some point must have had to take the slide to get to HR to get fired
  • ejayem 21 Dec 2016 13:07:33 120 posts
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    "...for shits and giggles."
  • macmurphy 21 Dec 2016 14:15:15 1,542 posts
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    ejayem wrote:
    "...for shits and giggles."
    I say this all the time. Not sure where that leaves me...
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2016 21 Dec 2016 16:55:51 42,934 posts
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    Happy but with large laundry bills
  • Deleted user 21 December 2016 16:57:22
    GFlops
  • DasBooter 21 Dec 2016 17:17:49 281 posts
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    Quick win

    Low hanging fruit
  • chopsen 21 Dec 2016 17:24:19 19,314 posts
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    DasBooter wrote:
    Quick win

    Low hanging fruit
    Coincidentally those are the names I give my cock and balls, respectively.
  • Armoured_Bear 21 Dec 2016 17:35:31 19,355 posts
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    chopsen wrote:
    DasBooter wrote:
    Quick win

    Low hanging fruit
    Coincidentally those are the names I give my cock and balls, respectively.
    :D
  • el_pollo_diablo 23 Dec 2016 01:07:18 2,555 posts
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    "Remoaners"
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2016 28 Dec 2016 08:43:24 42,934 posts
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    "Oh my days"

    Particularly from white middle class pricks in a pretend black London accent
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