Annoying phrases that when uttered should kill the speaker

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  • MrSpew 21 Sep 2008 12:05:27 971 posts
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    There are phrases that really fucking annoy me, whoever speaks them should die, much in the way that people who cannot use your and you're in the correct way.

    Such phrases include: 'I was so excited a little bit of wee came out' DIE

    'It's not rape, it's surprise sex' DIEE

    'You know you love it' DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Fucking cunts.
  • morriss 21 Sep 2008 12:06:39 71,298 posts
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    calling people who say stuff "the speaker" DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Flightrisker 21 Sep 2008 12:14:25 18,139 posts
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    Stand up, for The Arsenal.
  • techierob 21 Sep 2008 12:16:50 336 posts
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    ^ this
  • absolutezero 21 Sep 2008 12:20:43 7,952 posts
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    Anyone who bring NPD figures into a conversation about games deserves to be shot into the sun.

    Oh and "Its certainly an interesting time".

    Interesting? Really?
  • mrblackett 21 Sep 2008 12:28:06 855 posts
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    "At the end of the day, it's all about the three points."

    "It is my dream to play for this club"

    Anything that Jamie Redknapp says or secretly thinks.

    "You may not lend this pen. You may borrow it."
  • Deleted user 21 September 2008 12:29:54
    "End of"

    Fuck off.
  • MrSpew 21 Sep 2008 12:30:46 971 posts
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    'FACT'

    Fuck off and die or I will fucking kill you, cunt.
  • morriss 21 Sep 2008 12:34:03 71,298 posts
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    People who exaggerate their anger and make threats they can't keep really fuck me off.
  • Master_Miller 21 Sep 2008 12:42:29 1,639 posts
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    Wait for it.....

    "Chilllax".
  • skuzzbag 21 Sep 2008 12:43:07 5,950 posts
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    People who say "Tummy" when speaking to an adult.
  • absolutezero 21 Sep 2008 12:45:17 7,952 posts
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    terminus wrote:
    morriss wrote:
    People who exaggerate their anger and make threats they can't keep really fuck me off.

    Yes. This is silly. Especially online.

    "WFT is this emo shit" annoys the hell out of me because it's a meaningless phrase expressing derision without explaining why.

    Im guessing you get it alot.
  • faux-C 21 Sep 2008 12:45:18 11,204 posts
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    What is this emo shit?
  • Stickman 21 Sep 2008 12:46:03 29,655 posts
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    Physically_Insane wrote:
    "End of"

    Fuck off.

    Twice, apparently.
  • Stickman 21 Sep 2008 12:46:03 29,655 posts
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    Physically_Insane wrote:
    "End of"

    Fuck off.

    This.
  • Syrok Designer, Tarsier Studios 21 Sep 2008 12:46:14 14,101 posts
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    techierob wrote:
    ^ this
    this!
  • Agent_Llama 21 Sep 2008 12:48:06 3,668 posts
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    Master_Miller wrote:
    Wait for it.....

    "Chilllax".

    This ^, along with people who insist on using the word 'literally' in literally every sentence.
  • Xerx3s 21 Sep 2008 12:49:20 23,953 posts
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    Master_Miller wrote:
    Wait for it.....

    "Chilllax".

    /stabs in mouth

    I like the surprise sex one though.
  • BanjoMan 21 Sep 2008 12:54:17 13,693 posts
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    The Nathan Barley exclamations that are suddenly so popular. Like:

    "Oh mate! Classic!"

    and

    "No way!"

    But it should be pointed out that it's as much in the delivery as the content. Honourable mention goes to the over-use of the word 'actually'. Spoken, it's just a useless word that sounds horrible.
  • LawrenceArms 21 Sep 2008 12:59:12 1,473 posts
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    When people say can I borrow something they will not give back - e.g. - borrow a tissue.

    Heil Grammar Nazi!
  • LawrenceArms 21 Sep 2008 13:07:51 1,473 posts
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    Roepy wrote:
    Syrok wrote:
    techierob wrote:
    ^ this
    this!
    EG's recent love affair with quoting something they agree with then adding, with great finality, 'This.', has really pissed me off. Not sure why.

    This.
  • MrSpew 21 Sep 2008 13:09:52 971 posts
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    'OMG ur so random!!!'

    Fuck off.
  • Simian 21 Sep 2008 13:13:30 599 posts
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    People who actually say 'LOL'. Bad enough hearing people say it over the mic on Team Fortress 2, far worse when you hear someone say it in the real world. These people should diiiiieeeeeee, etc.
  • Short-Round 21 Sep 2008 13:17:07 1,184 posts
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    People who use the words "hella" and "gay/ghey".
  • Syrok Designer, Tarsier Studios 21 Sep 2008 13:31:15 14,101 posts
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    Roepy wrote:
    Syrok wrote:
    techierob wrote:
    ^ this
    this!
    EG's recent love affair with quoting something they agree with then adding, with great finality, 'This.', has really pissed me off. Not sure why.
    That was my point. :)
  • Ares 21 Sep 2008 13:31:45 1,819 posts
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    "I could care less...."

    Come 'ere a minute.

    /Joker pencil trick
  • the_dudefather 21 Sep 2008 13:34:46 10,320 posts
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    Anyone who quotes portal

    that shit was funny for about 1 day after the game was released

    THIS WAS A TRIUMPH XD
  • Syrok Designer, Tarsier Studios 21 Sep 2008 13:35:14 14,101 posts
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    @Roepy: Oh, good. Sorry. :)
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