How to win a fight against 20 children

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  • AdmiralPellaeon 20 Aug 2008 12:06:36 347 posts
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    I found this article very helpful

    How to win a fight against 20 kids

    you never know when you might need it !
  • captaineurogamer 20 Aug 2008 12:08:06 4,310 posts
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    Marked interesting. Now find an article how to fight against 20 men :-D
  • repairmanjack 20 Aug 2008 12:10:10 6,101 posts
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    heh. nice.
  • Reece99 20 Aug 2008 12:10:37 151 posts
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    How many can you actually take though?
  • repairmanjack 20 Aug 2008 12:10:48 6,101 posts
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    captaineurogamer wrote:
    Marked interesting. Now find an article how to fight against 20 men :-D

    You'd be better off reading an article on how not to annoy everyone you meet... ;)
  • captaineurogamer 20 Aug 2008 12:11:25 4,310 posts
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    repairmanjack wrote:
    captaineurogamer wrote:
    Marked interesting. Now find an article how to fight against 20 men :-D

    You'd be better off reading an article on how not to annoy everyone you meet... ;)

    Exactly the reason I may need it :-(
  • phAge 20 Aug 2008 12:12:10 24,515 posts
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    AdmiralPellaeon wrote:
    I found this article very helpful

    How to win a fight against 20 kids

    you never know when you might need it !


    Excellent stuff. :D
  • repairmanjack 20 Aug 2008 12:12:56 6,101 posts
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    Reece99 wrote:
    How many can you actually take though?




    Thirty.
  • captaineurogamer 20 Aug 2008 12:15:06 4,310 posts
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    10 for me.
  • afghan_jones 20 Aug 2008 12:16:32 3,039 posts
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    captaineurogamer wrote:
    Marked interesting. Now find an article how to fight against 20 men :-D

    if by fight you mean 'wrestle' and if by 'wrestle' you mean 'greek wrestle' and if by 'greek wrestle' you mean 'taking a day-trip to the city of Sodom' then I would imagine you could write that article yourself.
  • phAge 20 Aug 2008 12:17:56 24,515 posts
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    25. Sounds about right.
  • heyyo 20 Aug 2008 12:20:24 14,364 posts
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    21 ;_;
  • cubbymoore 20 Aug 2008 12:22:33 36,503 posts
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    30. I've beaten up five ten year old kids in one go once so yeah, that's about right, that was a piece of piss.
  • L42yB 20 Aug 2008 12:29:00 1,672 posts
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    Reece99 wrote:
    How many can you actually take though?




    23
  • L42yB 20 Aug 2008 12:30:24 1,672 posts
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    Although I reckon I could take more than that if pressed. I mean... they're 5 year old...
  • Psychotext 20 Aug 2008 12:37:42 56,723 posts
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    32 for me. Sweet. \o/
  • Psychotext 20 Aug 2008 12:38:13 56,723 posts
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    /swings five year old as a club
  • Popzeus 20 Aug 2008 13:01:18 8,424 posts
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    What's all this about five-year-olds?

    Currently playing: Standing In A Car Park Simulator 2013

  • Popzeus 20 Aug 2008 13:02:38 8,424 posts
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    (worth re-reading, actually, that other thread - it's full of lols)

    Currently playing: Standing In A Car Park Simulator 2013

  • TechnoHippy 20 Aug 2008 13:04:48 14,707 posts
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    28 for me, I think I'd start getting tired after that.

    Great site :-)

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  • TechnoHippy 20 Aug 2008 13:09:07 14,707 posts
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    Octopus wrote:
    How does one fight fanboys? 20 fanboys?

    With their favoured controller in each hand...

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  • Genji 20 Aug 2008 13:53:15 19,682 posts
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    30!

    I think I got most of my points in the "moral compass" area, though. Look, if those kids start any shit with me, it's fucking go time. I don't like getting into fights, but I go completely nuts if someone starts one with me.
  • _Price_ 20 Aug 2008 14:04:25 3,071 posts
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    31!

    /flexes

    /shame

    @ OP: Funny article, Cracked is always good for a laugh.
  • urban 20 Aug 2008 14:10:04 11,395 posts
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    27 for me.

    i don't like kids and i'm 13 stone, 6 foot and i've had the shit kicked out of me enough times to know how to fight.
  • HiddenAway 23 Aug 2008 17:01:59 15,094 posts
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    captaineurogamer wrote:
    10 for me.

    ditto here

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  • DaisyD 23 Aug 2008 17:04:05 11,815 posts
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    send in Gary Glitter?
  • DaisyD 23 Aug 2008 17:11:00 11,815 posts
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    Reece99 wrote:
    How many can you actually take though?




    24. \o/
  • captaineurogamer 23 Aug 2008 17:11:54 4,310 posts
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    DaisyD wrote:
    Reece99 wrote:
    How many can you actually take though?




    24. \o/

    So you will beat me in a fight, I only got 10.
  • DaisyD 23 Aug 2008 17:22:41 11,815 posts
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    captaineurogamer wrote:
    DaisyD wrote:
    Reece99 wrote:
    How many can you actually take though?




    24. \o/

    So you will beat me in a fight, I only got 10.


    Forget about the score and think about 2 things:

    1) I used to compete in Tae Kwon Do

    2) My job

    Of course I'd beat you in a fight! ;)
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    17
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