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  • localnotail 17 Oct 2013 23:22:50 23,093 posts
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    Intellectual jokes.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deleted user 17 October 2013 23:27:32
    Razz wrote:
    Hey, someone removed the "TT's" :(
    Just spotted this too. Some things should be sacred :(
  • Deleted user 17 October 2013 23:28:55
    The forum looks so fucking generic now.
  • Deleted user 17 October 2013 23:32:12
    Next will be the bdaggers charity thread name....
  • Kosmoz 17 Oct 2013 23:33:25 7,591 posts
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    Don't give them ideas.

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • Deleted user 17 October 2013 23:35:20
    Really don't know why they had to do this. There is a reason the front page of the forum has been slowing down and shit like this is it.
  • Deleted user 17 October 2013 23:36:29
    They hate nouns. They were going to go the whole hog, but having all the console threads called " " would have gotten confusing.
  • Deleted user 17 October 2013 23:53:20
    Fix
  • Carlo 18 Oct 2013 00:04:09 17,948 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Really don't know why they had to do this. There is a reason the front page of the forum has been slowing down and shit like this is it.
    It's being crawled by google, so I'm guessing its to get better search results.

    Fucking stupid if true. We write the content afterall.

    PSN ID: Djini

  • Mola_Ram 18 Oct 2013 03:25:00 6,952 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Intellectual jokes.
    The first one was my fave. The others I either didn't get because I'm not smart enough, or weren't as funny.
  • Psychotext 18 Oct 2013 09:36:28 53,802 posts
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    I quite liked the Mandelbrot one.
  • Bremenacht 18 Oct 2013 11:14:53 17,600 posts
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    Who contributed this one?

    A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball.

    The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.
    meme?
  • Bremenacht 18 Oct 2013 11:16:47 17,600 posts
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    A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, the statistician yells “We got ‘em!”
    :- D
  • themanfromdelmonte 18 Oct 2013 11:18:43 566 posts
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    I came up with quite a clever joke yesterday....... Not as clever as any of those but.

    How many captains of the Millennium Falcon does it take to change a light bulb?

    Lots, because many Hans make light work.
  • Psychotext 18 Oct 2013 11:20:19 53,802 posts
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    /points to door
  • Bremenacht 18 Oct 2013 11:24:57 17,600 posts
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    It's good! Shame you posted it in the thread with the worst title.
  • RedSparrows 18 Oct 2013 11:39:48 22,001 posts
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    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
    :D
  • Razz 18 Oct 2013 11:47:40 60,756 posts
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    I remember the first time I heard that joke. I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

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  • snowbored 18 Oct 2013 13:31:58 424 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    Intellectual jokes.
    The first one was my fave. The others I either didn't get because I'm not smart enough, or weren't as funny.
    I was exactly the same, but I did quite like the 'attempted murder' one
  • localnotail 18 Oct 2013 14:28:50 23,093 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    I quite liked the Mandelbrot one.
    That was my favourite too. I think we are showing our age.

    Although I did like
    Your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia
    :D

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Ka-blamo 19 Oct 2013 00:59:12 7,287 posts
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    snowbored wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    Intellectual jokes.
    The first one was my fave. The others I either didn't get because I'm not smart enough, or weren't as funny.
    I was exactly the same, but I did quite like the 'attempted murder' one
    I think I can answer your question without double checking the joke....the group term for crows is a murder, any help? :) If not, ignore.
  • Ka-blamo 19 Oct 2013 00:59:35 7,287 posts
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  • mcmothercruncher 20 Oct 2013 20:45:31 6,432 posts
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    8-bit shining:

  • Deleted user 21 October 2013 16:58:44
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  • Deleted user 21 October 2013 16:58:45
    What the hell happened to the title? This thread has had that title forever. Have we got a Hitler as a mod now?
  • Deleted user 21 October 2013 17:03:52
    thread fix
  • Physically_Insane 21 Oct 2013 17:23:11 8,614 posts
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    We must all follow what HairyArse thinks is right. His opinion is obviously better than all of ours.
  • Bremenacht 21 Oct 2013 17:36:06 17,600 posts
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    I know someone called Joy. Can a Hitler please fix the thread title as she has provided none of these nuggets.
  • Carlo 21 Oct 2013 17:36:17 17,948 posts
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    I've lost an hour of my life, and don't care
    http://guyism.com/celebrities/5-bouncy-gifs-zoo-girl-rachel-williams.html

    PSN ID: Djini

  • Carlo 21 Oct 2013 17:36:22 17,948 posts
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    I've lost an hour of my life, and don't care
    http://guyism.com/celebrities/5-bouncy-gifs-zoo-girl-rachel-williams.html

    PSN ID: Djini

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