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  • Salaman 16 Jun 2013 21:05:23 19,595 posts
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    6 on the first go. I guess if I was to do this for an hour or two each day and be rewarded with sweets that could be pushed up a bit.
    :-)
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 03:47:22
    Eight on the first go.

    I AM AS SMART AS A CHIMP.
  • Phil-McCrack 17 Jun 2013 04:16:05 3,352 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    It's on Android Play "Voice Jammer"

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dreigon.voicejammer

    It works on most people, but not everyone.
    Oh god I'm having so much fun with this I'm stuttering like a mong, shit's hilarious.

    Danny MacAskill gives me a boner
    Formerly OptimusPube

  • Bremenacht 17 Jun 2013 21:41:38 19,651 posts
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    One on my first go. Are you smarter than a bremenacht? Yes.
  • DFawkes 17 Jun 2013 22:28:45 24,047 posts
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    Don't know if this is the thread for such things, but I do advise you check out the reviews for Samsung Push Service on Google Play. I won't say why but please do.

    Edited by DFawkes at 22:29:53 17-06-2013

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • drip 17 Jun 2013 22:32:10 4,647 posts
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    @DFawkes

    lol what's going on there?
  • drip 17 Jun 2013 22:33:20 4,647 posts
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    There's a review on amazon for the DS4 already (five stars):

    "hi all do u think this looks like a ps1 pad,obvioisly with the centre sensor being different along with dual shocks,sony went for a basic looking pad unlike the pads we were exspecting the ps4 to have,anyway lets wait and see how it plays and feels like ey"
  • DFawkes 17 Jun 2013 22:36:25 24,047 posts
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    Some more reviews worth reading for this product on Amazon. I could do this all night but I'll just leave it at the 2. Also do make sure you check out the 5 pictures showing you what you get.

    Edited by DFawkes at 22:38:03 17-06-2013

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • Dolly 17 Jun 2013 22:55:28 3,256 posts
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    DFawkes wrote:
    Don't know if this is the thread for such things, but I do advise you check out the reviews for Samsung Push Service on Google Play. I won't say why but please do.
    Just spent a good 15 mins belly-laughing at that! :D
  • Razz 18 Jun 2013 13:00:59 61,653 posts
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    I usually don't like Russell Brand, but it's really fun watching dominate these dumb show hosts :D

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  • Razz 18 Jun 2013 13:09:26 61,653 posts
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    Bloody hell, that anchor was clearly very aroused. the body languages said it all, even Russell picks up on it towards the end. :D "Shaft Grasper" xD

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  • Psychotext 18 Jun 2013 13:13:24 55,032 posts
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    Who is the anchor?

    The one in the blue dress?

    Edited by Psychotext at 13:18:06 18-06-2013
  • Razz 18 Jun 2013 13:18:53 61,653 posts
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    I believe so

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  • Psychotext 18 Jun 2013 13:20:39 55,032 posts
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    But yeah, he crushed them.
  • Benno 18 Jun 2013 16:55:42 10,268 posts
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    In REF to above video:

    I am starting to really like Russel Brand. Hes a bit much sometimes, but the way he dicks around these anchors is great. Watch how they all fall back to talking nonsense when they cant handle dialogue with him.

    Edited by Benno at 16:56:01 18-06-2013

    Edited by Benno at 17:03:49 18-06-2013
  • Deleted user 18 June 2013 16:57:00
    Benno needs to look up a few posts.
  • Benno 18 Jun 2013 17:03:26 10,268 posts
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    I'm such a noob
  • FWB 18 Jun 2013 22:44:42 45,579 posts
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    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hand-made-Guinea-Pig-Scale-Mail-and-Helmet-Armor-/321142440749
  • smoothpete 19 Jun 2013 13:53:29 31,818 posts
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    Anyone from Ipswitch?

    Ipswitch as Zelda map

    Edited by smoothpete at 13:54:04 19-06-2013
  • Ged42 19 Jun 2013 18:13:37 7,804 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hand-made-Guinea-Pig-Scale-Mail-and-Helmet-Armor-/321142440749
    That so needs to be modded into Skyrim. :D
  • mcmothercruncher 19 Jun 2013 19:18:39 7,809 posts
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    From a Vanity Fair profile on Steven Seagal:

    "One day an executive walked into Seagal's trailer and found Hollywood's reigning manly man... weeping. 'Oh, I'm reading this script,' Seagal explained, still misty. 'It's the most incredible script I've ever read.'

    'That's fantastic,' the executive said, 'Who wrote it?'

    Seagal didn't miss a beat. 'I did,' he replied."
  • CybaRJ 19 Jun 2013 19:53:59 55 posts
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    How to uninstall McAfee by John McAfee

    Watch it before its taken down

    Quite NSFW
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    Edited by CybaRJ at 19:54:19 19-06-2013
  • localnotail 20 Jun 2013 12:30:04 23,093 posts
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    More a nugget of cringe than a nugget of joy, but still - possibly the most awkard site on the internet. Do follow his links at the top. Especially penis.

    edit: this should be in the exercise thread really.

    Edited by localnotail at 16:00:59 20-06-2013

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • magicpanda 21 Jun 2013 14:57:31 13,471 posts
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    A custom version of DAYZ.



    Edited by magicpanda at 14:57:42 21-06-2013
  • mikeck 21 Jun 2013 15:08:14 1,936 posts
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    @localnotail Brilliant find local!

    I like the butter section best, including this snippet:

    for a big man, an entire stick of butter every day would perhaps be beneficial. For a smaller person, four tablespoons of butter a day—half a stick—would be sufficient.

    Note:
    I am basing this suggestion on the scientific research that shows saturated fat increases testosterone.

    And:
    Butter may or may not have excess health risks. This too is a topic of controversy.
  • grey_matters 21 Jun 2013 15:08:41 3,863 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    More a nugget of cringe than a nugget of joy, but still - possibly the most awkard site on the internet. Do follow his links at the top. Especially penis.

    edit: this should be in the exercise thread really.
    Muscle man in thought.
    Occasionally a muscle man needs
    to think. Depending on the man
    this may rarely happen. This picture
    illustrates a man in thought.

    :)
  • localnotail 21 Jun 2013 15:38:00 23,093 posts
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    I find myself almost admiring him for his sheer self-belief in the face of all evidence to the contrary. But then I see another picture of his baggy y-fronts and I feel nauseous again.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • ronuds 21 Jun 2013 15:43:25 21,788 posts
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    You put this in the exercise thread too.

    I had a stick of butter for breakfast!
  • localnotail 21 Jun 2013 15:46:55 23,093 posts
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    Yeah I was just in a stupid mood, sorry.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Widge Moderator 21 Jun 2013 19:44:14 13,741 posts
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    www.inverted-audio.com

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