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  • Trowel 10 May 2013 20:21:45 17,772 posts
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    http://www.partridgegetslucky.com/
  • neilka 10 May 2013 20:39:29 15,956 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    NSFW I guess, well, the sound is, probably. Orgasm as art - no, not spunky Jackson Pollacks. Women reading from books while an unseen person under a table masturbates them to orgasm. I don't know much about art but I know what I like. Number 4, reading from American Psycho in particular.
    And yet they took down my video of me reading Bravo Two Zero?!

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Razz 10 May 2013 21:41:10 61,205 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    NSFW I guess, well, the sound is, probably. Orgasm as art - no, not spunky Jackson Pollacks. Women reading from books while an unseen person under a table masturbates them to orgasm. I don't know much about art but I know what I like. Number 4, reading from American Psycho in particular.
    It's odd, I can watch some of the nastiest porn known to man but I can't watch that without cringing :D It's brilliant!

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  • LeoliansBro 10 May 2013 22:12:01 44,246 posts
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    OptimusPube wrote:
    A new trend that has started with teenagers in Italy is pure cringe, just type prediciottesimo into Youtube and be prepared to be embarrassed to hell, see which one of you can find the worst.
    Beyond parody.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Bremenacht 10 May 2013 23:20:56 18,275 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    NSFW I guess, well, the sound is, probably. Orgasm as art - no, not spunky Jackson Pollacks. Women reading from books while an unseen person under a table masturbates them to orgasm. I don't know much about art but I know what I like. Number 4, reading from American Psycho in particular.
    And yet they took down my video of me reading Bravo Two Zero?!
    :D

    I want to see an Hysterical Literature recording of morris, reading 'Halo: The Cole Protocol'. Or perhaps, vizzini reading 'PCs for Dummies'.


    Arghggggggggghhhhhhhhh. NOIDONTNOIDONTNOIDONTNOIDONTNOIDONTIT'STOOMUCH
  • Trowel 11 May 2013 10:25:03 17,772 posts
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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/10049454/Dont-make-fun-of-renowned-Dan-Brown.html
  • Edwannawonga 11 May 2013 11:57:09 330 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/10049454/Dont-make-fun-of-renowned-Dan-Brown.html
    haha, that's awesome! Made my day lol
  • OptimusPube 11 May 2013 12:40:06 3,031 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    NSFW I guess, well, the sound is, probably. Orgasm as art - no, not spunky Jackson Pollacks. Women reading from books while an unseen person under a table masturbates them to orgasm. I don't know much about art but I know what I like. Number 4, reading from American Psycho in particular.
    I've seen these quite a few times and they're quite a turn on but no one is under there masturbating them they're just simply sat on a vibrating dildo.

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  • DFawkes 11 May 2013 12:51:04 22,978 posts
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    Nope, it's a person with a vibrator. A couple of the participants have done articles on the experience. Stoya was the first here (on mobile so sorry if the link is borked): Stoya's Post. A Hitachi, apparently.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • OptimusPube 11 May 2013 12:57:59 3,031 posts
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    DFawkes wrote:
    Nope, it's a person with a vibrator. A couple of the participants have done articles on the experience. Stoya was the first here (on mobile so sorry if the link is borked): Stoya's Post. A Hitachi, apparently.
    Well I stand corrected and that makes it all the more interesting and even more of a turn on.

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  • DFawkes 11 May 2013 13:01:32 22,978 posts
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    I really wish I could find the other blog post, they talked about how they tried to back off so they didn't finish too early, but the assistant wasn't having any of it and just tried harder!

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • Razz 11 May 2013 13:53:25 61,205 posts
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  • Salaman 12 May 2013 10:26:07 19,068 posts
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    Pump gas news! Great singing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=ZNM0ENUCO5I
  • FWB 12 May 2013 10:41:19 44,584 posts
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    That was fun. :)
  • BillMurray 13 May 2013 12:08:16 7,742 posts
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  • OptimusPube 13 May 2013 20:11:58 3,031 posts
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    Oh god.

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  • EMarkM 13 May 2013 21:22:56 3,174 posts
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    OptimusPube wrote:
    Oh god.
    Absolute. Fucking. Class.
  • kentmonkey 13 May 2013 23:51:06 20,686 posts
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    EMarkM wrote:
    OptimusPube wrote:
    Oh god.
    Absolute. Fucking. Class.
    I would say NSFW for that one (although most appear to be in this thread anyway).

    Found it quite distasteful as well. Perhaps I'm in the minority, but not something to joke about for me.
  • jablonski 14 May 2013 07:03:12 4,147 posts
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    I don't have children as yet, so my sense of perspective is still intact
  • Tonka 14 May 2013 08:12:51 20,438 posts
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    Do a Google image search for
    atari breakout

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Psychotext 14 May 2013 11:00:06 54,217 posts
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    Awesome. I like how it continues afterwards.
  • Kay 14 May 2013 11:11:54 17,890 posts
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    kentmonkey wrote:
    EMarkM wrote:
    OptimusPube wrote:
    Oh god.
    Absolute. Fucking. Class.
    I would say NSFW for that one (although most appear to be in this thread anyway).

    Found it quite distasteful as well. Perhaps I'm in the minority, but not something to joke about for me.
    I'm definitely with you there, it's the absolute opposite of "class".
  • X201 14 May 2013 11:44:25 15,484 posts
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    Kay wrote:
    kentmonkey wrote:
    EMarkM wrote:
    OptimusPube wrote:
    Oh god.
    Absolute. Fucking. Class.
    I would say NSFW for that one (although most appear to be in this thread anyway).

    Found it quite distasteful as well. Perhaps I'm in the minority, but not something to joke about for me.
    I'm definitely with you there, it's the absolute opposite of "class".
    Ditto.
  • Tom_Servo 14 May 2013 14:27:56 17,962 posts
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    THIS PUPPY HAS THE HICCUPS
  • X201 14 May 2013 14:54:56 15,484 posts
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    Tom_Servo wrote:
    THIS PUPPY HAS THE HICCUPS
    Edited by X201 at 14:56:00 14-05-2013
  • roz123 14 May 2013 15:59:26 7,113 posts
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    A good quality colour video of London in 1927
    http://vimeo.com/7638752
  • ronuds 14 May 2013 16:07:43 21,788 posts
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    @roz123 - I love old vids like this. Very nice!
  • Toonster 14 May 2013 23:20:26 6,842 posts
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    Seinfeld + videogames = best Twitter account ever conceived?

    3DS: 0361-6951-2609 (Tom)

  • OptimusPube 15 May 2013 01:11:34 3,031 posts
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    Nearly seven minutes of hill billy gold.

    You better watch out.
    You better beware.
    Albert said E=MC²

  • Immaterial 15 May 2013 17:27:39 1,377 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    Do a Google image search for
    atari breakout

    Do this, now.

    Edited by Immaterial at 17:28:05 15-05-2013

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

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