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  • Trowel 10 May 2013 20:21:45 18,197 posts
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    http://www.partridgegetslucky.com/
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 10 May 2013 20:39:29 16,709 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    NSFW I guess, well, the sound is, probably. Orgasm as art - no, not spunky Jackson Pollacks. Women reading from books while an unseen person under a table masturbates them to orgasm. I don't know much about art but I know what I like. Number 4, reading from American Psycho in particular.
    And yet they took down my video of me reading Bravo Two Zero?!

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • Razz 10 May 2013 21:41:10 61,743 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    NSFW I guess, well, the sound is, probably. Orgasm as art - no, not spunky Jackson Pollacks. Women reading from books while an unseen person under a table masturbates them to orgasm. I don't know much about art but I know what I like. Number 4, reading from American Psycho in particular.
    It's odd, I can watch some of the nastiest porn known to man but I can't watch that without cringing :D It's brilliant!

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  • Bremenacht 10 May 2013 23:20:56 20,073 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    NSFW I guess, well, the sound is, probably. Orgasm as art - no, not spunky Jackson Pollacks. Women reading from books while an unseen person under a table masturbates them to orgasm. I don't know much about art but I know what I like. Number 4, reading from American Psycho in particular.
    And yet they took down my video of me reading Bravo Two Zero?!
    :D

    I want to see an Hysterical Literature recording of morris, reading 'Halo: The Cole Protocol'. Or perhaps, vizzini reading 'PCs for Dummies'.


    Arghggggggggghhhhhhhhh. NOIDONTNOIDONTNOIDONTNOIDONTNOIDONTIT'STOOMUCH

    Je suis Burkey

  • Trowel 11 May 2013 10:25:03 18,197 posts
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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/10049454/Dont-make-fun-of-renowned-Dan-Brown.html
  • Edwannawonga 11 May 2013 11:57:09 332 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/10049454/Dont-make-fun-of-renowned-Dan-Brown.html
    haha, that's awesome! Made my day lol
  • Phil-McCrack 11 May 2013 12:40:06 3,528 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    NSFW I guess, well, the sound is, probably. Orgasm as art - no, not spunky Jackson Pollacks. Women reading from books while an unseen person under a table masturbates them to orgasm. I don't know much about art but I know what I like. Number 4, reading from American Psycho in particular.
    I've seen these quite a few times and they're quite a turn on but no one is under there masturbating them they're just simply sat on a vibrating dildo.

    Danny MacAskill gives me a boner
    Formerly OptimusPube

  • DFawkes 11 May 2013 12:51:04 24,403 posts
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    Nope, it's a person with a vibrator. A couple of the participants have done articles on the experience. Stoya was the first here (on mobile so sorry if the link is borked): Stoya's Post. A Hitachi, apparently.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • Phil-McCrack 11 May 2013 12:57:59 3,528 posts
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    DFawkes wrote:
    Nope, it's a person with a vibrator. A couple of the participants have done articles on the experience. Stoya was the first here (on mobile so sorry if the link is borked): Stoya's Post. A Hitachi, apparently.
    Well I stand corrected and that makes it all the more interesting and even more of a turn on.

    Danny MacAskill gives me a boner
    Formerly OptimusPube

  • DFawkes 11 May 2013 13:01:32 24,403 posts
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    I really wish I could find the other blog post, they talked about how they tried to back off so they didn't finish too early, but the assistant wasn't having any of it and just tried harder!

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • Razz 11 May 2013 13:53:25 61,743 posts
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  • Salaman 12 May 2013 10:26:07 19,810 posts
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    Pump gas news! Great singing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=ZNM0ENUCO5I
  • FWB 12 May 2013 10:41:19 46,320 posts
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    That was fun. :)
  • BillMurray 13 May 2013 12:08:16 7,995 posts
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  • Phil-McCrack 13 May 2013 20:11:58 3,528 posts
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    Oh god.

    Danny MacAskill gives me a boner
    Formerly OptimusPube

  • EMarkM 13 May 2013 21:22:56 3,719 posts
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    OptimusPube wrote:
    Oh god.
    Absolute. Fucking. Class.
  • kentmonkey 13 May 2013 23:51:06 21,043 posts
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    EMarkM wrote:
    OptimusPube wrote:
    Oh god.
    Absolute. Fucking. Class.
    I would say NSFW for that one (although most appear to be in this thread anyway).

    Found it quite distasteful as well. Perhaps I'm in the minority, but not something to joke about for me.
  • jablonski 14 May 2013 07:03:12 5,483 posts
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    I don't have children as yet, so my sense of perspective is still intact
  • Tonka 14 May 2013 08:12:51 21,630 posts
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    Do a Google image search for
    atari breakout

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Psychotext 14 May 2013 11:00:06 55,751 posts
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    Awesome. I like how it continues afterwards.
  • Kay 14 May 2013 11:11:54 18,031 posts
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    kentmonkey wrote:
    EMarkM wrote:
    OptimusPube wrote:
    Oh god.
    Absolute. Fucking. Class.
    I would say NSFW for that one (although most appear to be in this thread anyway).

    Found it quite distasteful as well. Perhaps I'm in the minority, but not something to joke about for me.
    I'm definitely with you there, it's the absolute opposite of "class".
  • X201 14 May 2013 11:44:25 15,912 posts
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    Kay wrote:
    kentmonkey wrote:
    EMarkM wrote:
    OptimusPube wrote:
    Oh god.
    Absolute. Fucking. Class.
    I would say NSFW for that one (although most appear to be in this thread anyway).

    Found it quite distasteful as well. Perhaps I'm in the minority, but not something to joke about for me.
    I'm definitely with you there, it's the absolute opposite of "class".
    Ditto.
  • Tom_Servo 14 May 2013 14:27:56 18,082 posts
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    THIS PUPPY HAS THE HICCUPS
  • X201 14 May 2013 14:54:56 15,912 posts
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    Tom_Servo wrote:
    THIS PUPPY HAS THE HICCUPS
    Edited by X201 at 14:56:00 14-05-2013
  • roz123 14 May 2013 15:59:26 7,113 posts
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    A good quality colour video of London in 1927
    http://vimeo.com/7638752
  • ronuds 14 May 2013 16:07:43 21,788 posts
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    @roz123 - I love old vids like this. Very nice!
  • Toonster 14 May 2013 23:20:26 6,845 posts
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    Seinfeld + videogames = best Twitter account ever conceived?

    3DS: 0361-6951-2609 (Tom)

  • Phil-McCrack 15 May 2013 01:11:34 3,528 posts
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    Nearly seven minutes of hill billy gold.

    Danny MacAskill gives me a boner
    Formerly OptimusPube

  • Immaterial 15 May 2013 17:27:39 1,605 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    Do a Google image search for
    atari breakout

    Do this, now.

    Edited by Immaterial at 17:28:05 15-05-2013

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

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