That fat girl what was in the Sun, innit. Page 3

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  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:31:51 7,949 posts
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    Oh fuck me and here's the Sun's doctor's brainfart:

    "And once you reach this size you can get stuck there, because it becomes impossible to exercise to lose weight."

    Step 1 - STOP EATING 13,500 calories a day, then any exercise will allow you to lose weight.
  • Carlo 1 Aug 2008 14:31:54 18,495 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    STOP EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT YOU MASSIVE FAT TWAT.
    ..back when I used to play Quake 3 CTF, we used to call team-mates who would pick up every single item on the map 'Fucking hoovers', 'cause they'd never leave anything for their the rest of us.

    I bet if you rolled her over, she'd have "Dyson" stamped on her ass.
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:31:56 36,860 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    ruttyboy wrote:

    "Lesley now lives in fear of her daughter dying. She added: “Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”"

    Jesus christ, i can imagine that being one of the funniest things EVER.

    I'm definitely going to hell.

    / wipes away tear of laughter
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:31:59
    Pirotic wrote:
    cosplay?

    Heh.
  • UncleLou Moderator 1 Aug 2008 14:32:35 36,527 posts
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    If stupidity showed itself in body volume, that girl would look lean next to some of the posters here.

    Her fault.

    /facepalms
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:32:39
    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    She needs to take some appetite suppressants, like cigarettes or coke.

    Think how much c0ke you could fit up a nose that fat.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:33:04
    There's definitely some kind of hideous clusterfuck porno fetish vid waiting to be made. Gather a couple of dozen 'not fussy' blokes, then just set the tape rolling as they flab-wank themselves off all at the same time.

    Sorry if you were eating.

    And I don't mean to mock the poor unfortunate subject of that article. Much. :(
  • BanjoMan 1 Aug 2008 14:33:52 13,725 posts
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    "“Last Christmas I spent the entire holiday eating everything in sight."
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:34:04 36,860 posts
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    "Georgia, who measures 64D-62-74"

    Do you reckon she would desribe herself as "curvy" in one of those lonely hearts ads?
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:34:30 7,949 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    RM2KMaster wrote:
    ruttyboy wrote:

    "Lesley now lives in fear of her daughter dying. She added: “Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”"

    Jesus christ, i can imagine that being one of the funniest things EVER.

    I'm definitely going to hell.

    / wipes away tear of laughter

    I have this image in my head of the mother standing over this vaguely human mess at the bottom of the stairs with an 'oh what a cute kitten!' look on her face.
  • malteaserhead 1 Aug 2008 14:34:50 13,443 posts
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    “Then when her dad died we would comfort eat together.”

    I think that's going a little too far to get some protein in her diet :(
  • BanjoMan 1 Aug 2008 14:34:56 13,725 posts
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    Her mum said, "As a baby, Georgia wouldn’t keep down normal milk so I gave her condensed milk."

    Now, there's a good start for a nipper.
  • MrSensible 1 Aug 2008 14:35:01 25,787 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    "Georgia, who measures 64D-62-74"

    Do you reckon she would desribe herself as "curvy" in one of those lonely hearts ads?

    Bubbly too.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:35:06
    JuanKerr wrote:
    "Georgia, who measures 64D-62-74"

    Do you reckon she would desribe herself as "curvy" in one of those lonely hearts ads?

    No having seen those ads it would be "I have a few extra pounds".
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:36:07 36,860 posts
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    BanjoMan wrote:
    "“Last Christmas I spent the entire holiday eating everything in sight."

    In my head, I'm taking that literally.
  • BanjoMan 1 Aug 2008 14:37:15 13,725 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    BanjoMan wrote:
    "“Last Christmas I spent the entire holiday eating everything in sight."

    In my head, I'm taking that literally.
    Yeah, the pets, furniture, garden plants...
  • Pirotic Moderator 1 Aug 2008 14:37:27 20,643 posts
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    her boyfriend probably posts on here, be careful ;)

    (and only one reply to my photoshop, pft, I thought it was funny!)
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:37:37
    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    Brown eyes a preference.'

    That's not an image I needed.
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    Her First Words
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:38:44 7,949 posts
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    She gets up at 6AM on schooldays so she can get some extra eating time in FFS! O_o
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:39:35
    Ah well, she'll be dead soon and then there'll be one less stupid person in the world. So it;s not all bad news.
  • BravoGolf Moderator 1 Aug 2008 14:40:51 12,753 posts
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    Wow, you lot are harsh. It's a mental illness. As silly as it seems, and as frustrating as it is to watch/read about them complaining, it's an illness nonetheless.
  • BanjoMan 1 Aug 2008 14:40:53 13,725 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    her boyfriend probably posts on here, be careful ;)

    (and only one reply to my photoshop, pft, I thought it was funny!)
    Guh, these mods are so insecure. What do you want, a post of the day nomination?
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