That fat girl what was in the Sun, innit. Page 2

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  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:25:28 36,094 posts
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    BanjoMan wrote:
    "I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."

    HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.

    :D

    I'd love to know who she thinks should take the other part of the blame.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:25:50
    JuanKerr wrote:
    prawnking wrote:
    The question on every bodies lips is "Would You?"?

    I think the question "could you?" is more approapriate.

    At the right angle
  • RM2KMaster 1 Aug 2008 14:26:04 3,283 posts
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    "“I used to go home and cry in my room. It made me turn to food. I would secretly eat cakes and slice after slice of bread.”"

    Eating bread isn't even fun!
    The hell is wrong with her!?
  • BanjoMan 1 Aug 2008 14:26:10 13,730 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    BanjoMan wrote:
    "I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."

    HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.

    It's not only her fault though. She's 15 FFS. Where does all that food come from?
    Yeah but 'partly'? She eats a whole chocolate cake a day! (among all the other crud)

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  • LeoliansBro 1 Aug 2008 14:26:26 41,905 posts
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    Evil capitalist Nazi supermarket stealth reptilian bastards profiteering off killing people innit.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Goban 1 Aug 2008 14:26:34 8,997 posts
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    I never could grasp why anyone would want to buy tinned potatoes
  • Physically_Insane 1 Aug 2008 14:26:39 7,872 posts
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    She's just fame hungry.
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:27:01 36,094 posts
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    ruttyboy wrote:
    "“She’d spit out baby food, so I gave her things like tinned potatoes. We didn’t have much money so it was a case of filling up with food we could afford. Georgia was around four when I realised she ate more than other children. One Easter she munched her way through seven large eggs."

    a) So chocolate eggs is the cheapest food you could find? 0_o

    and

    b) WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HER AFTER THE FIRST ONE?!

    That reminds me of a bloke from my school. He was a fat little fucker at aged 11 or so and obviously, the piss was taken out of him.

    His excuse was that his mum was poor and could only afford to feed him Mars Bars when he was a kid.
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:27:07 7,949 posts
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    BanjoMan wrote:
    boabg wrote:
    BanjoMan wrote:
    "I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."

    HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.

    It's not only her fault though. She's 15 FFS. Where does all that food come from?
    Yeah but 'partly'? She eats a whole chocolate cake a day! (among all the other crud)

    Hey, come on, it's only a 'medium' WHOLE CHOCOLATE CAKE.
  • otto Moderator 1 Aug 2008 14:27:22 49,291 posts
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    ruttyboy wrote:
    "“She’d spit out baby food, so I gave her things like tinned potatoes. We didn’t have much money so it was a case of filling up with food we could afford. Georgia was around four when I realised she ate more than other children. One Easter she munched her way through seven large eggs."

    a) So chocolate eggs is the cheapest food you could find? 0_o
    This is always what gets me. These whingeing fuckers say "awwww we couldn't find anything cheaper!!!" meaning "we're too lazy to buy and cook real food." They should be put in prison for poisoning their children.

    /gets really angry and illiberal about such things

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

  • BanjoMan 1 Aug 2008 14:27:39 13,730 posts
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    Goban wrote:
    I never could grasp why anyone would want to buy tinned potatoes
    Because you don't even have to cook them, just drain them and tip the contents of the can down your gullet.

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  • Goban 1 Aug 2008 14:27:53 8,997 posts
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    I'm equally bewildered by tinned mushrooms.
  • RM2KMaster 1 Aug 2008 14:28:00 3,283 posts
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    "She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."

    LOL
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:28:01 36,094 posts
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    Physically_Insane wrote:
    She's just fame hungry.

    She'd probably eat that too.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:28:03
    BanjoMan wrote:
    boabg wrote:
    BanjoMan wrote:
    "I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."

    HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.

    It's not only her fault though. She's 15 FFS. Where does all that food come from?
    Yeah but 'partly'? She eats a whole chocolate cake a day! (among all the other crud)

    If she's been brought up eating a whole load of shite her whole life then it's no surprise she finds it hard to stop eating.

    By the look of the family it doesn't look like any of them will be around for long anyways and mating with them looks...problematic.
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:28:40 36,094 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    "She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."

    LOL

    Is it wrong that this made me laugh out loud?
  • BanjoMan 1 Aug 2008 14:28:46 13,730 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    "She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."

    LOL
    And she was only doing the sidestep.

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  • cubbymoore 1 Aug 2008 14:28:55 36,443 posts
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    I thought this was another thread about those people going blind looking for the Virgin Mary.
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:29:12 7,949 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    "She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."

    LOL

    In a similar vein:

    "Lesley now lives in fear of her daughter dying. She added: “Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”"
  • thefilthandthefury 1 Aug 2008 14:29:20 24,903 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    "She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."

    LOL

    God imagine the sight of that :D
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:29:25
    JuanKerr wrote:
    RM2KMaster wrote:
    "She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."

    LOL

    Is it wrong that this made me laugh out loud?

    Same here, we're going to hell.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:29:35
    boabg wrote:
    mating with them looks...problematic.
    LOL

    :D
  • Pirotic Moderator 1 Aug 2008 14:29:52 20,646 posts
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    cosplay?
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:30:08
    ruttyboy wrote:
    RM2KMaster wrote:
    "She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."

    LOL

    In a similar vein:

    "Lesley now lives in fear of her daughter dying. She added: “Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”"

    I am so thinking of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:30:22 36,094 posts
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    prawnking wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    prawnking wrote:
    The question on every bodies lips is "Would You?"?

    I think the question "could you?" is more approapriate.

    At the right angle

    I bet finding the hole would be a great part of the foreplay.

    "Nope, it's not under this fold of flab, I'll try the next one."

    "This is making me horny."

    "Me too ... bingo!"
  • BanjoMan 1 Aug 2008 14:30:55 13,730 posts
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    "Before lunch I’ve usually had a couple of cheese sandwiches and prawn cocktail crisps.”

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  • RM2KMaster 1 Aug 2008 14:31:04 3,283 posts
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    ruttyboy wrote:
    RM2KMaster wrote:
    "She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."

    LOL

    In a similar vein:

    "Lesley now lives in fear of her daughter dying. She added: “Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”"


    FUCKING gLMAO
    Tea meet moniter.
    Jesus christ, i can imagine that being one of the funniest things EVER.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:31:19
    Bet she loves a spit roast.
  • LeoliansBro 1 Aug 2008 14:31:26 41,905 posts
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    She needs to take some appetite suppressants, like cigarettes or coke.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • BanjoMan 1 Aug 2008 14:31:33 13,730 posts
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    "When not at school she watches TV while snacking on the sofa."

    Well, you've got to have a hobby.

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