That fat girl what was in the Sun, innit.

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  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:15:45 7,949 posts
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    Why is she 'tragic'? Evidently too stupid not to eat 13,500 calories a day so what's the loss?
  • cubbymoore 1 Aug 2008 14:16:22 36,500 posts
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    Who did it then?
  • LeoliansBro 1 Aug 2008 14:17:59 44,503 posts
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    Fluffy.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • billythekid 1 Aug 2008 14:18:11 11,195 posts
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    Did you see the pics of her as a toddler? She was fucking massive then!
    Got to blame the parents for that.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:18:16
    Her parents should be strung up by their thumbs.
  • Load_2.0 1 Aug 2008 14:18:29 19,440 posts
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    The perfect crime.
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:19:21 7,949 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    How the fuck do you manage 13,500 calories a day!?
    Eating lard!?

    Well, according to the shitrag, sorry, the Sun she eats all this every day:

    2 litres of Coca-cola (full-fat natch)
    8 pints of whole milk
    2 loaves of white bread
    A lasagne
    6 packets of crisps
    A (medium) chocolate cake
    4 sandwiches
    2 portions of chips
    21 chocolate digestives


    I reckon I could beat that if I ever broke into the Frazzles factory.
  • MrSensible 1 Aug 2008 14:19:25 25,205 posts
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    Maybe when you reach the absolute weight limit you can choose 'prestige' and start over.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:19:43
    Fruit_Salad wrote:
    13,500 calories? /Chortle.

    F**kin Whale!

    Edit: Put her in the sea.
    And flood the coastal towns in Britain? No thanks!
  • JayeM 1 Aug 2008 14:19:49 3,386 posts
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    If you can be a woman in a man's body, why not a whale in a woman's body?

    They should perform an op to return her to her natural state.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:20:36
    ruttyboy wrote:
    I reckon I could beat that if I ever broke into the Frazzles factory.
    XD

    I'm with you there.
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:20:47 36,306 posts
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    Apparently, she's addicted to food in the same way that people get addicted to booze, fags or drugs. Sounds plausible, but still ...
  • Load_2.0 1 Aug 2008 14:21:07 19,440 posts
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    8 pints of milk?

    She will have bones like admantium. Send her to Iraq she is indestructable.
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:21:20 7,949 posts
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    Fruit_Salad wrote:
    ruttyboy wrote:
    Well, according to the shitrag, sorry, the Sun she eats all this every day:

    That shitrag you refer to, has provided a many discount wanks in my time. /page 3.

    Shitrag, wankrag, horses for courses.
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:21:25 36,306 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    Fucking lol

    That's one for the wank bank.
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:22:41 7,949 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    Fucking lol

    That poor chair...

    She really does look like an oompa loompa (sp?)
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:22:59
    The question on every bodies lips is "Would You?"?
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:23:41 36,306 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    Sounds plausible, but still ...

    Really?

    Okay, fuck it, she's just a fat fuck. Happy?
  • otto Moderator 1 Aug 2008 14:24:08 49,320 posts
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    ruttyboy wrote:
    2 litres of Coca-cola (full-fat natch)
    8 pints of whole milk
    2 loaves of white bread
    A lasagne
    6 packets of crisps
    A (medium) chocolate cake
    4 sandwiches
    2 portions of chips
    21 chocolate digestives
    Wow, the anti-Atkins diet. All carbs, nothing else.

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

  • BanjoMan 1 Aug 2008 14:24:18 13,730 posts
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    "I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."

    HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.

    PSN: BanjoFett
    XBL: Banjo Fett

  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:24:28 36,306 posts
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    prawnking wrote:
    The question on every bodies lips is "Would You?"?

    I think the question "could you?" is more approapriate.
  • LeoliansBro 1 Aug 2008 14:24:43 44,503 posts
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    ruttyboy wrote:
    RM2KMaster wrote:
    Fucking lol

    That poor chair...

    She really does look like an oompa loompa (sp?)

    'In Battle To Survive'...

    Fuck sake.

    STOP EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT YOU MASSIVE FAT TWAT.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:25:02
    BanjoMan wrote:
    "I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."

    HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.

    It's not only her fault though. She's 15 FFS. Where does all that food come from?
  • Goban 1 Aug 2008 14:25:08 9,071 posts
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    I'm surprised she lasted this long on that diet.
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:25:14 7,949 posts
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    "“She’d spit out baby food, so I gave her things like tinned potatoes. We didn’t have much money so it was a case of filling up with food we could afford. Georgia was around four when I realised she ate more than other children. One Easter she munched her way through seven large eggs."

    a) So chocolate eggs is the cheapest food you could find? 0_o

    and

    b) WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HER AFTER THE FIRST ONE?!
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