That fat girl what was in the Sun, innit.

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  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:15:45 7,949 posts
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    Why is she 'tragic'? Evidently too stupid not to eat 13,500 calories a day so what's the loss?
  • cubbymoore 1 Aug 2008 14:16:22 36,503 posts
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    Who did it then?
  • billythekid 1 Aug 2008 14:18:11 11,611 posts
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    Did you see the pics of her as a toddler? She was fucking massive then!
    Got to blame the parents for that.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:18:16
    Her parents should be strung up by their thumbs.
  • Load_2.0 1 Aug 2008 14:18:29 20,398 posts
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    The perfect crime.
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:19:21 7,949 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    How the fuck do you manage 13,500 calories a day!?
    Eating lard!?

    Well, according to the shitrag, sorry, the Sun she eats all this every day:

    2 litres of Coca-cola (full-fat natch)
    8 pints of whole milk
    2 loaves of white bread
    A lasagne
    6 packets of crisps
    A (medium) chocolate cake
    4 sandwiches
    2 portions of chips
    21 chocolate digestives


    I reckon I could beat that if I ever broke into the Frazzles factory.
  • MrSensible 1 Aug 2008 14:19:25 25,581 posts
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    Maybe when you reach the absolute weight limit you can choose 'prestige' and start over.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:19:43
    Fruit_Salad wrote:
    13,500 calories? /Chortle.

    F**kin Whale!

    Edit: Put her in the sea.
    And flood the coastal towns in Britain? No thanks!
  • JayeM 1 Aug 2008 14:19:49 3,384 posts
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    If you can be a woman in a man's body, why not a whale in a woman's body?

    They should perform an op to return her to her natural state.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:20:36
    ruttyboy wrote:
    I reckon I could beat that if I ever broke into the Frazzles factory.
    XD

    I'm with you there.
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:20:47 36,626 posts
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    Apparently, she's addicted to food in the same way that people get addicted to booze, fags or drugs. Sounds plausible, but still ...
  • Load_2.0 1 Aug 2008 14:21:07 20,398 posts
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    8 pints of milk?

    She will have bones like admantium. Send her to Iraq she is indestructable.
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:21:20 7,949 posts
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    Fruit_Salad wrote:
    ruttyboy wrote:
    Well, according to the shitrag, sorry, the Sun she eats all this every day:

    That shitrag you refer to, has provided a many discount wanks in my time. /page 3.

    Shitrag, wankrag, horses for courses.
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:21:25 36,626 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    Fucking lol

    That's one for the wank bank.
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:22:41 7,949 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    Fucking lol

    That poor chair...

    She really does look like an oompa loompa (sp?)
  • Inquisitor Moderator 1 Aug 2008 14:22:44 14,556 posts
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    If you're going to eat yourself to death at least do it on good food.

    What she's eating doesn't even constitute a meal outside of lunch, it's essentially a succession of snacks.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:22:59
    The question on every bodies lips is "Would You?"?
  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:23:41 36,626 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    Sounds plausible, but still ...

    Really?

    Okay, fuck it, she's just a fat fuck. Happy?
  • otto Moderator 1 Aug 2008 14:24:08 49,323 posts
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    ruttyboy wrote:
    2 litres of Coca-cola (full-fat natch)
    8 pints of whole milk
    2 loaves of white bread
    A lasagne
    6 packets of crisps
    A (medium) chocolate cake
    4 sandwiches
    2 portions of chips
    21 chocolate digestives
    Wow, the anti-Atkins diet. All carbs, nothing else.

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

  • BanjoMan 1 Aug 2008 14:24:18 13,725 posts
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    "I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."

    HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.

    PSN: BanjoFett
    XBL: Banjo Fett

  • JuanKerr 1 Aug 2008 14:24:28 36,626 posts
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    prawnking wrote:
    The question on every bodies lips is "Would You?"?

    I think the question "could you?" is more approapriate.
  • Deleted user 1 August 2008 14:25:02
    BanjoMan wrote:
    "I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."

    HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.

    It's not only her fault though. She's 15 FFS. Where does all that food come from?
  • Goban 1 Aug 2008 14:25:08 9,148 posts
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    I'm surprised she lasted this long on that diet.
  • ruttyboy 1 Aug 2008 14:25:14 7,949 posts
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    "“She’d spit out baby food, so I gave her things like tinned potatoes. We didn’t have much money so it was a case of filling up with food we could afford. Georgia was around four when I realised she ate more than other children. One Easter she munched her way through seven large eggs."

    a) So chocolate eggs is the cheapest food you could find? 0_o

    and

    b) WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HER AFTER THE FIRST ONE?!
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