He also had his hair around his manhood neatly trimmed. He was very fastidious about it. Page 20

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  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 12:56:46 1,189 posts
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    @MrTomFTW - Lol. I may well be then! But does 2 hairs at the bottom resign me to freakdom? Where's those tweasers... However, that you went to check is highly amusing :D

    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 12:59:32 1,189 posts
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    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

  • neilka 9 Aug 2012 13:26:56 16,328 posts
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    Did he have it styled in any particular way? A Beatles-style moptop would probably work best.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • ILoveThrashMetal 9 Aug 2012 13:32:42 771 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Did he have it styled in any particular way? A Beatles-style moptop would probably work best.
    No I think it was more Bobby charlton than john Lennon.not that I asked to look!

    Arsechickens

  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 13:37:54
    Elathron wrote:
    @MrTomFTW - Lol. I may well be then! But does 2 hairs at the bottom resign me to freakdom? Where's those tweasers... However, that you went to check is highly amusing :D
    I'd imagine arousing too.
  • Jolly_Armadillo 9 Aug 2012 23:04:35 575 posts
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    @Dirtbox

    Who needs clippers when they have built a machine specifically to keep your balls nice and trim.

    http://www.juiceland.co.uk/media/images/product_detail/HP3AB.jpg

    Just dangle them in there and switch on. Easy

    PSN: Jolly_Armadillo
    Xbox: Jolly Spartan

  • Dirtbox 9 Aug 2012 23:09:22 78,554 posts
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    My haggis will not blend.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • mal 9 Aug 2012 23:32:41 22,727 posts
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    Bimey, I thought I'd killed this thread.

    To get up the date: Yes, I have a hairy cock. I didn't know until I started trimming my bush, but for me, yeah, it doesn't just suddenly stop at the shaft. No idea if it's normal, don't really care.

    I mainly trim for ease of cleaning/hygeine, and because I was never especially happy with the look of the thing before. As for showering to prevent ingrowing hairs - what a load of cock (sic). You shower to avoid ants in your pants. You trim rather than shave to avoid ingrowing hairs, at least as far as I understand it.

    Cue silence...

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  • Syrette 9 Aug 2012 23:40:59 43,858 posts
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    Yeah, TMI and all that jazz

  • Dougs 9 Aug 2012 23:41:39 68,534 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Yeah, TMI and all that jizz
  • mal 9 Aug 2012 23:46:44 22,727 posts
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    I do have to wonder what you're doing in this thread if that's TMI.

    Edited by mal at 23:47:17 09-08-2012

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  • Syrette 9 Aug 2012 23:48:16 43,858 posts
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    I was following on from your "cue silence" line.

  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 23:50:44
    I'm astonished how long this has been going on.
  • mal 9 Aug 2012 23:50:54 22,727 posts
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    In which case, ta very much :)

    Edit: @syrette

    Edited by mal at 23:52:00 09-08-2012

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  • Errol 11 Aug 2012 12:47:51 12,512 posts
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    revan8 wrote:
    I'm astonished how long this has been going on.
    MATRON!
  • greg_wha 11 Aug 2012 18:37:37 192 posts
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    @mal Where does the hair stop? Foreskin? Gland?

    I thrice snapped my banjo string.
  • prawnking1980 11 Aug 2012 18:46:20 4,772 posts
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    I have taken skin off with vigorous wanking. Shaved once didn't like it.
  • Errol 13 Jan 2013 22:44:34 12,512 posts
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    @greg_wha


    OUCH!!
  • Psychotext 13 Jan 2013 22:47:29 54,498 posts
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    Reminds me, I need to buy myself a beard trimmer. I've killed my "personal trimmer" by using it on my face. :(
  • Errol 13 Jan 2013 22:49:25 12,512 posts
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    So you trim down there then?
  • Psychotext 13 Jan 2013 22:58:11 54,498 posts
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    I trim pretty much everywhere.
  • Errol 14 May 2013 00:19:12 12,512 posts
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    What with? Can you buy special shavers/razors for particular areas?
  • mal 14 May 2013 00:26:49 22,727 posts
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    Of course. I've an electric shaver for a clean shave, a beard trimmer with two separate trimmer edges for large areas and detail, plus an eyebrow foil, and separately a body trimmer for everything else.

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  • Zomoniac 14 May 2013 01:06:48 7,864 posts
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    Eyebrow foil? Never thought to do eyebrow shaping. I use a beard trimmer for the moustache, hair clippers for the rest (1 on my head, 3 for beard and nether regions), and a razor for all the edging on all areas.
  • mal 14 May 2013 01:55:16 22,727 posts
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    Yeah, if you've thicker eyebrows to begin with (or daresay it, the monobrow) it just stops the Denis Healey eyebrow slugs forming. Shaping them is for girls, but keeping those hairs down to a prescribed length can be a necessity once you hit 30.

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  • mcmonkeyplc 14 May 2013 14:30:25 39,470 posts
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    This seems like a Game of thrones thread.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • ronuds 14 May 2013 20:53:00 21,788 posts
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    There's nobody moaning about spoilers every other comment, though.

    This is the thread to do it, too!
  • El_MUERkO 14 May 2013 22:03:21 17,082 posts
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    Errol wrote:
    What with? Can you buy special shavers/razors for particular areas?
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Philips-TT2040-Rechargeable-All-Bodygroom/dp/B003LPURPE

    also don't shave your privates bald it looks like a hairless cat down their and you'll feel like someone petrol bombed your junk for a week, shorten and tidy, it's only polite
  • skuzzbag 14 May 2013 22:47:40 5,653 posts
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    Does it remove unsightly tag-nuts?
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