He also had his hair around his manhood neatly trimmed. He was very fastidious about it. Page 19

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  • Deckard1 9 Aug 2012 11:54:42 27,773 posts
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    You put my mum in your vagina? Jesus that thing must be huge?!

    Hush you ponce

  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:55:17
    I guess he must have got some of those hairs stuck between his teeth over the years as part of his 'study'.

    Edited by Aargh. at 11:55:49 09-08-2012
  • LockeTribal 9 Aug 2012 11:57:34 4,512 posts
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    One word of advice: Deep Heat makes for a refreshing after-shave balm if you're in a pinch.
  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:57:36 1,189 posts
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    Jeez, no wonder guys don't talk about their junk to other guys, talk about self concious and defensive...
    Exactly. Futile attempts at insulting another mans privates will almost certainly stem from a dislike of the "negger's" own ability to perform. I simply don't understand the logic behind it? Unless there's some sort of pride or pleasure to be taken from attempting to belittle other people. Plus, I find the Aargh's negative comments about men comparing offensive; it strikes me of a very homophobic attitude coupled with an ignorant mind.

    Edited by Elathron at 12:00:10 09-08-2012

    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

  • nickthegun 9 Aug 2012 11:58:58 59,537 posts
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    so racist

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  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:59:14 1,189 posts
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    @Deckard1 - Yes, it's so huge that it transcends time and space. Ie: it doesn't exist, however, your mum is still lost in the aether somewhere.

    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

  • mrpon 9 Aug 2012 11:59:17 28,790 posts
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    Negger please.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 12:01:30
    Lol. Wtf, that is all.
  • Stickman 9 Aug 2012 12:02:16 29,666 posts
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    Come on, guys. Who hasn't got all their mates round, all flopped the old boy out and just had a bloody good stare at each other's dicks?

    Some of you are clearly repressed homosexuals.

    The ones who AREN'T looking at dicks.

    Right?

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  • elstoof 9 Aug 2012 12:02:30 7,047 posts
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    I knew a girl like that once. I swear there was an echo.
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 12:05:34
    Elathron wrote:
    @Deckard1 - Yes, it's so huge that it transcends time and space. Ie: it doesn't exist, however, your mum is still lost in the aether somewhere.
    I assume this is French humour.
  • nickthegun 9 Aug 2012 12:05:42 59,537 posts
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    I got a brazillian so I can use my wang as a sundial.

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  • mrpon 9 Aug 2012 12:08:07 28,790 posts
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    Hey revan8 what's your take on the shorn scrotum? Or do you not fel8?

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Salaman 9 Aug 2012 12:08:50 18,963 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I got a brazillian so I can use my wang as a sundial.
    Did you get a tattoo to mark the hours?
  • nickthegun 9 Aug 2012 12:09:41 59,537 posts
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    The landing strip is at 12 o'clock. Im sure everyone will be able to work it out from there.

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  • Stickman 9 Aug 2012 12:09:54 29,666 posts
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    I've grown my nose hair and plaited it into my chest hair, then all the way down in one strip to my dick.

    I call it the Hitlerzillian.

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  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 12:10:44 1,189 posts
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    @Stickman - Just whatever you do: FFS don't sneeze man!

    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

  • nickthegun 9 Aug 2012 12:12:50 59,537 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    I call it the Hitlerzillian.
    I saw Godzilla vs Hitlerzillian on netflix a few weeks ago.

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  • Stickman 9 Aug 2012 12:12:59 29,666 posts
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    There's an unholy mixture of snot and jizz collecting in my belly button. Chicks dig a man with a musk.

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  • nickthegun 9 Aug 2012 12:13:19 59,537 posts
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    HITULAHZIRRIAN!

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  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 12:13:19
    Elathron wrote:
    @Stickman - Just whatever you do: FFS don't sneeze man!
    Especially when Elathron is on his knees 'studying' your penis for hairs, you'll give him whiplash.
  • mrpon 9 Aug 2012 12:13:20 28,790 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    The landing strip is at 12 o'clock. Im sure everyone will be able to work it out from there.
    The small hand is pointing to the etc....

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • elstoof 9 Aug 2012 12:22:12 7,047 posts
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    I call my penis the Godzillian.

    I've got a skin condition that makes it dark green and scaley :-(
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 12:24:32
    @mrpon no comment, however I am enjoying reading this thread. It is very amusing.
  • Lyserberg 9 Aug 2012 12:27:29 349 posts
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    WTF this thread?

    I'm going to take a look at the first page, it sounds intresting :evil:

    EDIT: Never mind :-P

    Edited by Lyserberg at 12:28:28 09-08-2012

    La cerise sur le gâteau!

  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 12:30:25 1,189 posts
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    @Aargh. To repeat the words of our site Moderator. What the actual fuck are you on about?

    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

  • ILoveThrashMetal 9 Aug 2012 12:41:45 716 posts
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    I recommend the piercing of the helmet.easy to pull up vertically so you can shave the bottom of the shaft more easily

    Arsechickens

  • nickthegun 9 Aug 2012 12:46:12 59,537 posts
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    I use salad tongues for that.

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 9 Aug 2012 12:46:27 37,905 posts
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    Elathron wrote:
    @Aargh. To repeat the words of our site Moderator. What the actual fuck are you on about?
    Words to live by.

    Also. I've been into the work loos to check. No hairs on the shaft of my mighty weapon. I'm a generally very hairy guy too, so I think you may be a bit of a freak :)

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
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  • ILoveThrashMetal 9 Aug 2012 12:56:01 716 posts
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    My mate appeared on that weird medical program (channel 4 I think) because he had pubes on his helmet.
    To scared to go to the quacks but would go on national TV to show everyone!!!

    Arsechickens

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