He also had his hair around his manhood neatly trimmed. He was very fastidious about it. Page 18

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  • Dougs 9 Aug 2012 10:41:08 72,635 posts
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    My wife laughed at the very suggestion. Suits me.
  • mrpon 9 Aug 2012 10:42:29 30,591 posts
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    The milfs love giving a bit of brown eye action, according to my redtube watching habits. Search wildest milf.

    Who needs toilet paper.
  • Dirtbox 9 Aug 2012 10:44:16 81,872 posts
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    What's not manly about having a dick that practically sucks itself.
  • FuzzyDuck 9 Aug 2012 10:48:37 6,582 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    My wife laughed at the very suggestion. Suits me.
    Dougs has read my mind here.

    Ye'd actually put something sharp down there for the wimmens?
  • Dirtbox 9 Aug 2012 10:54:14 81,872 posts
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    And it's nothing to do with women, it's for comfort in the tropical heat we've been enduring this summer.
  • Load_2.0 9 Aug 2012 10:56:49 20,971 posts
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    A prickly bottom is what you get trying to shave your own arse.

    Down to the local beauty shop to have some hag wax your arse.
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:00:24
    Scissors all the way. It retains that tennis ball like fuzziness that she likes.
  • FuzzyDuck 9 Aug 2012 11:01:01 6,582 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    And it's nothing to do with women, it's for comfort in the tropical heat we've been enduring this summer.
    This makes sense so.

    Personally prefer a bit of extra heat than a sensation akin to smuggling hookey Brillo pads through customs.
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:02:54
    So this activity is now considered 'general gaming'. I see.
  • Dirtbox 9 Aug 2012 11:19:45 81,872 posts
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    @FuzzyDuck Well, you know. If you don't respect yourself, no one can respect you. Which might explain why you're so defensive about pretty much everything.
  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:20:03 1,189 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    And it's nothing to do with women, it's for comfort in the tropical heat we've been enduring this summer.
    I second that. Although it does have additional benefits according to the fairer sex. I'm surprised that no-one has mentioned plucking the ones that edge their way up the shaft slightly too far yet. Although, that may be taking to topic a little too far as well ;)
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:23:01
    You have a hairy penis?

    There might be a reason no one else has mentioned that yet.
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:26:02
    Don't tell Activision, you'll be getting xp and perks for every clean cut.
  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:28:02 1,189 posts
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    @Aargh.
    LOL! Not exactly hairy, I mean there's one or 2 that have sneaked their way past the jungle boundaries. I do know for a fact that eveyone has hairs there, apart from women obviously... Plus, I have no shame in mentioning it. We're all grown ups here after all :D
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:31:56
    How do you know 'for a fact' that everyone has a hairy penis?
  • sport 9 Aug 2012 11:32:58 13,066 posts
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    Little trick I discovered was to use fly paper instead of wax strips. Much cheaper if you can get it in bulk at Costco.
  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:35:51 1,189 posts
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    @Aargh. Because every man has hair folicles there unless they've been removed. Check it out if you don't believe me.
    @Deckard. Again - lol. No not a hairy bell, that's just describing David Cameron's forehead. As in literally 2/3 pubes that grow about a 1/4 of the way up - not a mammoth snout like you're thinking ;)

    Edited by Elathron at 11:39:20 09-08-2012
  • FuzzyDuck 9 Aug 2012 11:38:11 6,582 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    @FuzzyDuck Well, you know. If you don't respect yourself, no one can respect you. Which might explain why you're so defensive about pretty much everything.
    Okay...
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:40:10
    Deckard1 wrote:
    If your bellend is hairy Elathron, I suggest you go to the doctors. It sounds like you have some kind of fungal infection.
    Davey Crockett syndrome
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:41:11
    Elathron wrote:
    @Aargh. Because every man has hair folicles there unless they've been removed. Check it out if you don't believe me.
    @Deckard. Again - lol. No not a hairy bell, that's just describing David Cameron's forehead. As in literally 2/3 pubes that grow about a 1/4 of the way up - not a mammoth snout like you're thinking ;)
    Sorry dude. You're a freak (who sounds like he stares at other dudes penises so he can count the hairs).
  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:41:45 1,189 posts
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    @Ironlungs76 - I would laugh at that, but Davey Crockett is my gf's mum's nickname. Ew.
  • elstoof 9 Aug 2012 11:42:42 9,759 posts
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    Elathron wrote:
    My GF is paying for me to get a "boyzillian" at the end of the month, so I will report back when the swelling's gone down!
    Brozillian. And why does your girlfriend want you to have a little landing strip of hair above your cock? To help point it out, or so you can tuck it between the thighs and "be one of the girls"?
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:45:04
    To make his vagina easier to find.
  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:46:30 1,189 posts
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    @Aargh. Wow. Just wow man. I wonder how just how much lower you can sink.
  • GuiltySpark 9 Aug 2012 11:52:06 6,625 posts
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    Jeez, no wonder guys don't talk about their junk to other guys, talk about self concious and defensive...

    I've got a few hairs that have taken residence slightly up the ol' guy. I must be one of those guys that homo Elathron has taken a peek at.
  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:53:12 1,189 posts
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    @Deckard1 (seeing as we're gonna carry along this line of trolling)

    Your mum.

    There's a nice grown up response :p
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