He also had his hair around his manhood neatly trimmed. He was very fastidious about it. Page 18

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  • Dougs 9 Aug 2012 10:41:08 66,571 posts
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    My wife laughed at the very suggestion. Suits me.
  • mrpon 9 Aug 2012 10:42:29 28,401 posts
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    The milfs love giving a bit of brown eye action, according to my redtube watching habits. Search wildest milf.

    Who needs toilet paper.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Dirtbox 9 Aug 2012 10:44:16 77,453 posts
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    What's not manly about having a dick that practically sucks itself.

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  • FuzzyDuck 9 Aug 2012 10:48:37 3,881 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    My wife laughed at the very suggestion. Suits me.
    Dougs has read my mind here.

    Ye'd actually put something sharp down there for the wimmens?
  • Deckard1 9 Aug 2012 10:50:01 27,027 posts
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    There's nothing manly about having a cock that looks like Billy Connelly eating sausage. Jumbo sausage in my case obviously.
  • Dirtbox 9 Aug 2012 10:54:14 77,453 posts
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    And it's nothing to do with women, it's for comfort in the tropical heat we've been enduring this summer.

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  • Load_2.0 9 Aug 2012 10:56:49 18,822 posts
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    A prickly bottom is what you get trying to shave your own arse.

    Down to the local beauty shop to have some hag wax your arse.
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:00:24
    Scissors all the way. It retains that tennis ball like fuzziness that she likes.
  • FuzzyDuck 9 Aug 2012 11:01:01 3,881 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    And it's nothing to do with women, it's for comfort in the tropical heat we've been enduring this summer.
    This makes sense so.

    Personally prefer a bit of extra heat than a sensation akin to smuggling hookey Brillo pads through customs.
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:02:54
    So this activity is now considered 'general gaming'. I see.
  • Dirtbox 9 Aug 2012 11:19:45 77,453 posts
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    @FuzzyDuck Well, you know. If you don't respect yourself, no one can respect you. Which might explain why you're so defensive about pretty much everything.

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  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:20:03 1,189 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    And it's nothing to do with women, it's for comfort in the tropical heat we've been enduring this summer.
    I second that. Although it does have additional benefits according to the fairer sex. I'm surprised that no-one has mentioned plucking the ones that edge their way up the shaft slightly too far yet. Although, that may be taking to topic a little too far as well ;)

    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:23:01
    You have a hairy penis?

    There might be a reason no one else has mentioned that yet.
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:26:02
    Don't tell Activision, you'll be getting xp and perks for every clean cut.
  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:28:02 1,189 posts
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    @Aargh.
    LOL! Not exactly hairy, I mean there's one or 2 that have sneaked their way past the jungle boundaries. I do know for a fact that eveyone has hairs there, apart from women obviously... Plus, I have no shame in mentioning it. We're all grown ups here after all :D

    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

  • Deckard1 9 Aug 2012 11:29:24 27,027 posts
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    Are you saying you have a hairy bell end? What the hell is wrong with you man?
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:31:56
    How do you know 'for a fact' that everyone has a hairy penis?
  • sport 9 Aug 2012 11:32:58 12,499 posts
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    Little trick I discovered was to use fly paper instead of wax strips. Much cheaper if you can get it in bulk at Costco.
  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:35:51 1,189 posts
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    @Aargh. Because every man has hair folicles there unless they've been removed. Check it out if you don't believe me.
    @Deckard. Again - lol. No not a hairy bell, that's just describing David Cameron's forehead. As in literally 2/3 pubes that grow about a 1/4 of the way up - not a mammoth snout like you're thinking ;)

    Edited by Elathron at 11:39:20 09-08-2012

    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

  • FuzzyDuck 9 Aug 2012 11:38:11 3,881 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    @FuzzyDuck Well, you know. If you don't respect yourself, no one can respect you. Which might explain why you're so defensive about pretty much everything.
    Okay...
  • Deckard1 9 Aug 2012 11:39:03 27,027 posts
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    If your bellend is hairy Elathron, I suggest you go to the doctors. It sounds like you have some kind of fungal infection.
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:40:10
    Deckard1 wrote:
    If your bellend is hairy Elathron, I suggest you go to the doctors. It sounds like you have some kind of fungal infection.
    Davey Crockett syndrome
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:41:11
    Elathron wrote:
    @Aargh. Because every man has hair folicles there unless they've been removed. Check it out if you don't believe me.
    @Deckard. Again - lol. No not a hairy bell, that's just describing David Cameron's forehead. As in literally 2/3 pubes that grow about a 1/4 of the way up - not a mammoth snout like you're thinking ;)
    Sorry dude. You're a freak (who sounds like he stares at other dudes penises so he can count the hairs).
  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:41:45 1,189 posts
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    @Ironlungs76 - I would laugh at that, but Davey Crockett is my gf's mum's nickname. Ew.

    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

  • elstoof 9 Aug 2012 11:42:42 6,585 posts
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    Elathron wrote:
    My GF is paying for me to get a "boyzillian" at the end of the month, so I will report back when the swelling's gone down!
    Brozillian. And why does your girlfriend want you to have a little landing strip of hair above your cock? To help point it out, or so you can tuck it between the thighs and "be one of the girls"?
  • Deleted user 9 August 2012 11:45:04
    To make his vagina easier to find.
  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:46:30 1,189 posts
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    @Aargh. Wow. Just wow man. I wonder how just how much lower you can sink.

    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

  • Deckard1 9 Aug 2012 11:50:40 27,027 posts
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    What type of things have you put in your vagina elathron? Whats the biggest thing?
  • GuiltySpark 9 Aug 2012 11:52:06 6,320 posts
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    Jeez, no wonder guys don't talk about their junk to other guys, talk about self concious and defensive...

    I've got a few hairs that have taken residence slightly up the ol' guy. I must be one of those guys that homo Elathron has taken a peek at.

    Get bent.

  • Elathron 9 Aug 2012 11:53:12 1,189 posts
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    @Deckard1 (seeing as we're gonna carry along this line of trolling)

    Your mum.

    There's a nice grown up response :p

    If God said “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Highest will overshadow you,” to Mary - does that mean he loves bukkake?

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