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  • macksed 30 Jun 2008 22:11:04 3,798 posts
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    loll, well i think you're missing out on non-meat!!! hmph!

    :-S
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 30 Jun 2008 22:11:06 38,761 posts
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    Bacon > Pork.

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  • Physically_Insane 30 Jun 2008 22:11:23 9,006 posts
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    foreverafternothing wrote:
    megastar wrote:
    whoa i had no idea there was a burger appreciation thread - this happens to be my speciality

    I one made the perfect burger - it was too big to actually fit in your mouth and required knife and fork eatage. It entailed the following:

    (from top layer to bottom)

    Slice of toast
    2 regular size birdseye burgers
    2 rashers of bacon
    2 slices of cheese
    slice of toast
    2 regular size birdseye burgers
    2 rashers of bacon
    2 slices of cheese
    slice of toast

    caked in ketchup, mayo, american style mustard, relish and gherkins

    I used up all my creativity constructing it so could only come up with the following when naming it:

    THE BASTARD BURGERô


    Overload.

    To be honest, I think that sounds awful. Nobody uses toast.
  • macksed 30 Jun 2008 22:12:26 3,798 posts
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    PinkSpider wrote:
    Have you tried veggie specific places? (There is a veggie place up here in Hull which does a different me

    yeah, there's more than enough of them in Leicester... but that's no good when friends want to eat meat...
  • megastar 30 Jun 2008 22:12:48 17,196 posts
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    foreverafternothing wrote:
    megastar wrote:

    THE BASTARD BURGERô


    Overload.

    If by "overload" you mean "Very Manly" then I Agree
  • macksed 30 Jun 2008 22:13:51 3,798 posts
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    well pork made me feel sick, so anything>pork.

    and how do people like their cobs (read: baps) with their burgers? toasted? fried? untouched?
  • megastar 30 Jun 2008 22:14:49 17,196 posts
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    Physically_Insane wrote:

    To be honest, I think that sounds awful. Nobody uses toast.

    its fucking legendary!!! you never toasted a breadbun when making a burger?

    same shit innit- also it makes it more filling. dont knock it till you try it dude
  • PinkSpider 30 Jun 2008 22:16:19 3,346 posts
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    macksed wrote:
    PinkSpider wrote:
    Have you tried veggie specific places? (There is a veggie place up here in Hull which does a different me

    yeah, there's more than enough of them in Leicester... but that's no good when friends want to eat meat...
    My friends all love the veggie places here, well most of them. And the ones that dont I only ever really eat in the pub with (chips and peas is the usual - prefer the beer anyways).
  • Syrette 30 Jun 2008 22:19:54 43,795 posts
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    megastar wrote:
    foreverafternothing wrote:
    megastar wrote:

    THE BASTARD BURGERô


    Overload.

    If by "overload" you mean "Very Manly" then I Agree
    Are you saying our veggie friends aren't men?

    :o

  • macksed 30 Jun 2008 22:22:07 3,798 posts
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    because the bastard burger = grr man, doesnt mean there's no other way of being grr man, even most of you animal munchers haven't had one! :D
  • Deleted user 30 June 2008 22:23:02
    macksed wrote:
    what does bacon taste like? Is it anything like pork?
    ...its all just pig right?! :D
    Go buy some Bacon Bits. I'm pretty sure they've never seen an animal in their life but they sort of taste like what bacon does. Sort of.
  • megastar 30 Jun 2008 22:25:07 17,196 posts
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    if i ever sold THE BASTARD BURGERô to a major fast food chain - the advert would have men in hard hats on a building site eating them, then loads of chicks would run up and bare their breasts to them

    everyone would want them
  • macksed 30 Jun 2008 22:27:10 3,798 posts
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    kind of like a lynd advert then?

    MrED209 wrote:
    macksed wrote:
    what does bacon taste like? Is it anything like pork?
    ...its all just pig right?! :D
    Go buy some Bacon Bits. I'm pretty sure they've never seen an animal in their life but they sort of taste like what bacon does. Sort of.

    where from??
  • macksed 30 Jun 2008 22:30:42 3,798 posts
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    ...and what if i like them? :-S :-O

    /runs away to play PS3
  • megastar 30 Jun 2008 22:32:44 17,196 posts
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    anyone had on of them 6 pack burgers? i was gonna go get one the other day untill my mate said they were tiny. big let-down that
  • Deleted user 30 June 2008 22:33:55
    macksed wrote:
    kind of like a lynd advert then?

    MrED209 wrote:
    macksed wrote:
    what does bacon taste like? Is it anything like pork?
    ...its all just pig right?! :D
    Go buy some Bacon Bits. I'm pretty sure they've never seen an animal in their life but they sort of taste like what bacon does. Sort of.

    where from??
    Any supermarket. They're a dried shake-on 'condiment' thingy. REally weird. Alternatively, try a packet of Frazzles? I'm sure they've never seen a real animal either, but don't quote me.
  • hypernova 30 Jun 2008 22:35:20 1,967 posts
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    macksed wrote:
    what does bacon taste like?

    Frazzles.
  • PinkSpider 30 Jun 2008 23:32:02 3,346 posts
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    You can get veggie bacon which kind of tastes like real bacon apparently. Also that bacon stuff is near the ketchup I think, havent had it but it's deffinately veggie and looks alright.

    Not as good now all the shop brands do their own (Streaky Strips used to be the best and go all crispy and that - great with veggie sausages, bread and ketchup).

  • Short-Round 30 Jun 2008 23:42:45 1,181 posts
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    PinkSpider wrote:
    You can get veggie bacon which kind of tastes like real bacon apparently.

    Fake bacon is disgusting. It's the worst veggie/meat approximation I've ever tried.
  • Load_2.0 1 Jul 2008 00:04:34 19,446 posts
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    I eat a lot of quorn and the ONLY thing they have made a successful facsimile of is american style hotdogs. They taste identical.

    Quorn mince and chicken pieces are so/so but taste nithing like the real thing. Although I can't eat mince meat now. But BBQ's steak and fry ups will ensure I never turn full veggie.

    Anyhoo, burgers. Biggest problem with making your own is the severe lack of decent buns! The ones you get in the supermarkets are awful! Wrong size texture and taste like old socks.
  • ilmaestro 1 Jul 2008 01:00:47 32,465 posts
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    Load "$" wrote:
    I eat a lot of quorn and the ONLY thing they have made a successful facsimile of is american style hotdogs. They taste identical.
    This would be because hotdogs are already made up of regurgetated hiking boots and sea bilge before you get to talking about a quorn version. ^_^

    4235

  • PinkSpider 1 Jul 2008 07:09:17 3,346 posts
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    :/ wrote:
    PinkSpider wrote:
    You can get veggie bacon which kind of tastes like real bacon apparently.

    Fake bacon is disgusting. It's the worst veggie/meat approximation I've ever tried.
    A bit of a sweeping statement, all brands taste different.

    The afformentioned streaky strips where nice. The rest had a rubbish texture usually.
  • ecu 17 Oct 2008 19:27:10 77,044 posts
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    /wants
  • smoothpete 20 Apr 2009 09:59:58 31,581 posts
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    BURGER FANS! URGENT INFO!

    Go to Burger King and get a Texican, they're FUCKING YUMMY. Best burger I've had for ages and ages. They've got this kind of mexican chili bean burger on top of the beef burger, it's like well proper nice and that innit
  • Lexx87 20 Apr 2009 10:03:35 20,863 posts
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    Ooh!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • PES_Fanboy 20 Apr 2009 10:04:29 17,200 posts
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    Why does my flamegrilled burger come out of a microwave though?
  • gang_of_bitches 20 Apr 2009 10:09:39 5,637 posts
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    Because it was flame grilled in a factory 3 years ago?
  • smoothpete 20 Apr 2009 10:10:25 31,581 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    Ooh!
    You'll love it mate, promise. Jalapenos too, and some kind of spicy sauce
  • StarchildHypocrethes 20 Apr 2009 10:11:33 26,144 posts
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    Heh, I was about to post the exact same thing today. The Texican Whopper is full of win!
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