So I've got a date later

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  • asha 27 Jun 2008 17:40:50 1,991 posts
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    And the girl just said she's wearing a dress and heals, and me?

    The only 'clean' clothes I've got to wear are some jeans with slight mud stains around the knees, scuffed up nike trainers and a pair of boxers I've been wearing for about 4 days as the rest of my underwear seems to of mysteriously vanished..

    Think she'll mind I'm a scruffy oaf?

    ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 17:42:04 8,936 posts
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    /high fives
  • cubbymoore 27 Jun 2008 17:42:11 36,497 posts
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    Just a bit.
  • CosmicFuzz 27 Jun 2008 17:44:25 24,597 posts
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    Better make sure your conversation is dazzling! :-)

    Try petting her face, I've heard they like that ;-)

    It's horror month over at SoundOnSight. Remember Condemned: Criminal Origins? Read my lookback!

  • MrSensible 27 Jun 2008 17:46:11 25,071 posts
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    Depends what sort of girl she is. By the sounds of "dress and heals" probably the sort who would mind :p
  • Deleted user 27 June 2008 17:46:35
    Turn up with a can of Super Lager.
  • FWB 27 Jun 2008 17:46:54 44,671 posts
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    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.
  • Hunam 27 Jun 2008 17:47:19 20,674 posts
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    Best to nip down to Asda and by some cheap clothes that are presentable.
  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 17:47:39 8,936 posts
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    Also, shave off one side of your hair. I here it's the new look for summer.
  • asha 27 Jun 2008 17:47:39 1,991 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.

    Noted. Now where do I acquire one exactly?

    ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

  • cubbymoore 27 Jun 2008 17:48:39 36,497 posts
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    Every now and then pull out a weed pipe and take a draw as you walk with her and then put it back in your pocket.
  • CosmicFuzz 27 Jun 2008 17:48:48 24,597 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.

    This. Answer every question with, "What what?!" then take a phone call halfway through the date and start arguing about the price of oil in the South.

    It's horror month over at SoundOnSight. Remember Condemned: Criminal Origins? Read my lookback!

  • MrSensible 27 Jun 2008 17:49:28 25,071 posts
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    Don't forget the pocket watch.
  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 17:50:13 8,936 posts
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    Walking stick always helps.
  • FWB 27 Jun 2008 17:50:28 44,671 posts
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    asha wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.

    Noted. Now where do I acquire one exactly?

    Got a magnifying glass in the house? Use the lense from that. Failing that a 2p coin covered in superglue.
  • CosmicFuzz 27 Jun 2008 17:50:31 24,597 posts
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    If time, grow a handlebar mustache as well.

    It's horror month over at SoundOnSight. Remember Condemned: Criminal Origins? Read my lookback!

  • Deleted user 27 June 2008 17:51:06
    Physically_Insane wrote:
    Walking stick always helps.

    Damn you. I think cane is better though.

    Walking stick will make him look like cripple.
  • MrSensible 27 Jun 2008 17:51:33 25,071 posts
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    Top hat a must.
  • MrSensible 27 Jun 2008 17:52:12 25,071 posts
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    Basically you should look like this.
  • asha 27 Jun 2008 17:52:43 1,991 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    asha wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.

    Noted. Now where do I acquire one exactly?

    Got a magnifying glass in the house? Use the lense from that. Failing that a 2p coin covered in superglue.

    But what happens if I put it up to my eye the wrong way around? I don't think she'll be impressed if I sear a hole into my skull :p

    ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 17:52:50 8,936 posts
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    prawnking wrote:
    Physically_Insane wrote:
    Walking stick always helps.

    Damn you. I think cane is better though.

    Walking stick will make him look like cripple.

    Good point. Go with the cane.
  • von_Doll 27 Jun 2008 17:52:59 2,108 posts
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    Is this a lesbian thing, or is the username throwing me in the wrong direction...?

    /gets excited
  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 17:53:20 8,936 posts
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    btw, we want pics tomorrow.
  • FWB 27 Jun 2008 17:54:04 44,671 posts
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    asha wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    asha wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.

    Noted. Now where do I acquire one exactly?

    Got a magnifying glass in the house? Use the lense from that. Failing that a 2p coin covered in superglue.

    But what happens if I put it up to my eye the wrong way around? I don't think she'll be impressed if I sear a hole into my skull :p

    Well the glue - once it dries - is to give it a shiny, glass-like surface. Could make an extra one for her, incase she feels left out. Presents on a first date are always welcomed.
  • CosmicFuzz 27 Jun 2008 17:54:44 24,597 posts
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    asha = monopoly man

    It's horror month over at SoundOnSight. Remember Condemned: Criminal Origins? Read my lookback!

  • FWB 27 Jun 2008 17:57:37 44,671 posts
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    A monocle would allow you to go dressed anyway you want, because it adds so much sophistication. Go in a full football kit. It'll highlight what a passionate person you are.
  • asha 27 Jun 2008 17:59:18 1,991 posts
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    I can't believe no-ones said FHUTA or TTIUWP.. Am I actually on eurogamer?

    ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 18:00:15 8,936 posts
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    Oh was that why you made the thread, ok.

    /clears throat

    FHUTA
  • Deleted user 27 June 2008 18:02:03
    When you meet her, punch her in the eyes. She won't be able to see that you look like a Scotsman then.
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