So I've got a date later

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  • asha 27 Jun 2008 17:40:50 2,009 posts
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    And the girl just said she's wearing a dress and heals, and me?

    The only 'clean' clothes I've got to wear are some jeans with slight mud stains around the knees, scuffed up nike trainers and a pair of boxers I've been wearing for about 4 days as the rest of my underwear seems to of mysteriously vanished..

    Think she'll mind I'm a scruffy oaf?
  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 17:42:04 9,268 posts
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    /high fives
  • cubbymoore 27 Jun 2008 17:42:11 36,506 posts
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    Just a bit.
  • CosmicFuzz 27 Jun 2008 17:44:25 25,637 posts
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    Better make sure your conversation is dazzling! :-)

    Try petting her face, I've heard they like that ;-)

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  • MrSensible 27 Jun 2008 17:46:11 25,375 posts
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    Depends what sort of girl she is. By the sounds of "dress and heals" probably the sort who would mind :p
  • Deleted user 27 June 2008 17:46:35
    Turn up with a can of Super Lager.
  • FWB 27 Jun 2008 17:46:54 45,613 posts
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    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.
  • Hunam 27 Jun 2008 17:47:19 20,674 posts
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    Best to nip down to Asda and by some cheap clothes that are presentable.
  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 17:47:39 9,268 posts
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    Also, shave off one side of your hair. I here it's the new look for summer.
  • asha 27 Jun 2008 17:47:39 2,009 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.

    Noted. Now where do I acquire one exactly?
  • cubbymoore 27 Jun 2008 17:48:39 36,506 posts
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    Every now and then pull out a weed pipe and take a draw as you walk with her and then put it back in your pocket.
  • CosmicFuzz 27 Jun 2008 17:48:48 25,637 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.

    This. Answer every question with, "What what?!" then take a phone call halfway through the date and start arguing about the price of oil in the South.

    Come listen to us discuss the Playstation Experience in Episode 11 of Open Source. zoolophage writes in!

  • MrSensible 27 Jun 2008 17:49:28 25,375 posts
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    Don't forget the pocket watch.
  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 17:50:13 9,268 posts
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    Walking stick always helps.
  • FWB 27 Jun 2008 17:50:28 45,613 posts
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    asha wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.

    Noted. Now where do I acquire one exactly?

    Got a magnifying glass in the house? Use the lense from that. Failing that a 2p coin covered in superglue.
  • CosmicFuzz 27 Jun 2008 17:50:31 25,637 posts
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    If time, grow a handlebar mustache as well.

    Come listen to us discuss the Playstation Experience in Episode 11 of Open Source. zoolophage writes in!

  • Deleted user 27 June 2008 17:51:06
    Physically_Insane wrote:
    Walking stick always helps.

    Damn you. I think cane is better though.

    Walking stick will make him look like cripple.
  • MrSensible 27 Jun 2008 17:51:33 25,375 posts
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    Top hat a must.
  • MrSensible 27 Jun 2008 17:52:12 25,375 posts
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    Basically you should look like this.
  • asha 27 Jun 2008 17:52:43 2,009 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    asha wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.

    Noted. Now where do I acquire one exactly?

    Got a magnifying glass in the house? Use the lense from that. Failing that a 2p coin covered in superglue.

    But what happens if I put it up to my eye the wrong way around? I don't think she'll be impressed if I sear a hole into my skull :p
  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 17:52:50 9,268 posts
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    prawnking wrote:
    Physically_Insane wrote:
    Walking stick always helps.

    Damn you. I think cane is better though.

    Walking stick will make him look like cripple.

    Good point. Go with the cane.
  • von_Doll 27 Jun 2008 17:52:59 2,115 posts
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    Is this a lesbian thing, or is the username throwing me in the wrong direction...?

    /gets excited
  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 17:53:20 9,268 posts
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    btw, we want pics tomorrow.
  • FWB 27 Jun 2008 17:54:04 45,613 posts
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    asha wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    asha wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    Wear a monocle. Will solve everything.

    Noted. Now where do I acquire one exactly?

    Got a magnifying glass in the house? Use the lense from that. Failing that a 2p coin covered in superglue.

    But what happens if I put it up to my eye the wrong way around? I don't think she'll be impressed if I sear a hole into my skull :p

    Well the glue - once it dries - is to give it a shiny, glass-like surface. Could make an extra one for her, incase she feels left out. Presents on a first date are always welcomed.
  • CosmicFuzz 27 Jun 2008 17:54:44 25,637 posts
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    asha = monopoly man

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  • FWB 27 Jun 2008 17:57:37 45,613 posts
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    A monocle would allow you to go dressed anyway you want, because it adds so much sophistication. Go in a full football kit. It'll highlight what a passionate person you are.
  • asha 27 Jun 2008 17:59:18 2,009 posts
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    I can't believe no-ones said FHUTA or TTIUWP.. Am I actually on eurogamer?
  • Physically_Insane 27 Jun 2008 18:00:15 9,268 posts
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    Oh was that why you made the thread, ok.

    /clears throat

    FHUTA
  • Deleted user 27 June 2008 18:02:03
    When you meet her, punch her in the eyes. She won't be able to see that you look like a Scotsman then.
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