EG's best moggie. KNEEL BEFORE MOG. My house smells of cat piss. Page 28

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  • localnotail 24 Oct 2012 07:44:56 23,093 posts
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    'Ello boufous puss :)

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Vortex808 24 Oct 2012 09:13:03 7,480 posts
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    Ooh, she's purty.
  • localnotail 11 Nov 2012 01:34:54 23,093 posts
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    Interesting Amazon delivery today. Best thing was he sat in there for 15 mins stock still, as if he believed himself camouflaged.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Nanocrystal 15 Nov 2012 02:38:06 1,097 posts
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  • monkehhh 21 Dec 2012 21:06:13 3,477 posts
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    3rd day of cat sitting and she's pretty relaxed now - she's claimed the bed for herself. Me going to sleep for the night is just a minor inconvenience :)



    Edited by monkehhh at 21:06:23 21-12-2012
  • BTBAM 21 Dec 2012 21:39:20 1,639 posts
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    We've still got Honey and Daphne who are beautiful and since then we've fostered three cats. Got a little feral one, lovely little black kitten at the moment, very cute. Fully converted cat lover!
  • BTBAM 21 Dec 2012 21:39:20 1,639 posts
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    We've still got Honey and Daphne who are beautiful and since then we've fostered three cats. Got a little feral one, lovely little black kitten at the moment, very cute. Fully converted cat lover!
  • monkehhh 23 Dec 2012 14:34:01 3,477 posts
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    Sunday, bloody Sunday..



    .. I have turned in to a crazy cat man.
  • spamdangled 28 Dec 2012 07:02:46 27,427 posts
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    As much as I love and will be instantly biased to my first cat, our second (originally got as the OH's "I want my own one" consolation prize) really does his a furry best to make it hard.

    Take everything you love about a cat but then give him almost dog-like levels of slavishly clingy affection and you're halfway there. Can't sleep for 3 days straight? He still stays there, snoozing on the sofa just inches from me. Go to bed? He literally comes in for on-chest overnight on chest/under the duvet furry snuggles the second you're under the duvet. Follows me from room to room including instant crying at the toilet door/trying to get his paws through the cracks almost religiously... even at his most annoying/clingy you can't help but love the furry scamp. I think even the OH has become resigned to the fact that he can't hope to compete despire him being the "OH's cat".

    It has sort of made me realise why people love dogs so much for their muttlike devotion, except in pint-sized, more strokeable feline form. I do what I can to ensure I share the love equally between the clingy second and the favoured first, but I am starting to begrudgingly realise why not-a-cat-person people find their stereotypical aloofness offputting.

    Want a cat cuddle? No matter how much you love a choice of two equally you will inevitably gravitated towards mister clingy who relentlessly loves them instead of mister too-cool-for-this no matter how beautiful your first is. Original will always be my natural favourite (and he does have his CUDDLE ME moments and is still very loyal - i.e never leaving the bed if I'm unwell until I get up then following me around like a bodyguard for the rest of the day to be sure) just for having had him for 5 years instead of the 7 months we've had our baby (and accepting our second is still just about in official kitten phase and things might change), even with the "ENOUGH ALREADY" effect when he decdes to plop himself on the laptop keyboard and make a show of pretending to fall asleep to get cuddles in the middle of use it's so damn hard to actually tell him off because he just looks at you with these huge chestnut (who me" eyes and you instantly melt, followed by instantly trying to give you a kiss on the lips (or the cat equivalent of a brief lick in that area) as an "I'm sowwwwwwwwy but look how cute I am" defense tactic which never, ever fails to work.

    I'm almost convinced he's an evil genius by cat standards for managing to make you feel like you've punished him when in fact he's laughing all the way to the bank.

    Edited by darkmorgado at 07:04:36 28-12-2012

    Edited by darkmorgado at 07:06:40 28-12-2012

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  • Deleted user 28 December 2012 07:50:25

    Ramona wins!

    Edited by Fantomex at 07:51:10 28-12-2012
  • Salaman 28 Dec 2012 08:44:47 19,493 posts
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    Raki has taken to sleeping atop the xbox360 lately.
    She's great in her all black coat with a tiny tuft of white hair on her neck/chest and a tiny tuft of white on her lower belly but it makes it bloody hard to get a good picture. :-/
  • craigy Staff 28 Feb 2013 10:19:00 7,779 posts
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    Our cat Audrey (Eurogamer's best moggie) is currently wearing the cone of shame:



    She bloody hates it.
  • magicpanda 28 Feb 2013 10:21:29 13,459 posts
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    The Space Trumpet!

    When ours had to wear one after spaying she stared at the wall with her back to us for days.
  • Salaman 28 Feb 2013 11:00:54 19,493 posts
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    Got my cat spayed last month. The vet says it's stiched on the inside but there's 2 stitches outside to keep things together and stable. They should be gone in two weeks though if they're not you should come back in.

    Of I go with my cat (sans cone). 1,5 days later .. no more stitches to be seen. Her bald patch is slowly starting to grow back now.
  • Tryhard 28 Feb 2013 11:19:40 4,225 posts
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    I knew there had to be a cat thread somewhere here lol.

    Our 2nd cat Beau who sadly died at the age of 4 due to a blood clot.

    Recently replaced with Harley who can take as much loving you can throw at him and more.
  • Lukus 28 Feb 2013 11:27:21 19,371 posts
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    Two recent cat paintings wot i dun. Sorry for the spam. (I'm not really sorry.)



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  • Tryhard 28 Feb 2013 11:38:06 4,225 posts
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    @Lukus Nice.
  • Lukus 28 Feb 2013 12:16:51 19,371 posts
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    @Tryhard Thank you kindly. Sorry about Beau :( Although yay for Harley \o/

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  • localnotail 22 Mar 2013 00:27:17 23,093 posts
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    My cat is an idiot. He wore this for over an hour, ate in it, ran around the house playfighting with my other cat, had a little nap.


    This cat is not an idiot. I would totally date him, based on this OK Cupid profile.
    http://i.imgur.com/3GJ0Fqv.jpg[/img]

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • cubbymoore 22 Mar 2013 00:29:44 36,503 posts
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    I genuinely thought this is what the mod thread had been changed to.
  • Mola_Ram 22 Mar 2013 00:45:52 8,006 posts
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    Maybe we could change this one to the mod thread?

    THERE'S A SPAMMER AROUND.
  • Razz 5 Apr 2013 17:37:28 61,618 posts
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    FUCKING CATS!

    Literally...

    The neighbourhood cats have been getting jiggy in my garden every night for the past week. 1AM in the morning all I can here is moaning cats doing it, I looked out the window and there were 4 cats watching a couple going at it. Fucking heathens! Now my garden smells AWFUL! It's like a mix of cat piss, sweat and seamen.

    any ideas how to wash the smell out? I've got a big bottle of H2O2, will that do the trick?

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  • Ziz0u 8 May 2013 11:04:43 8,604 posts
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    My bebehs

    (Sorry in advance!)

    George:









    Me and George:



    Coco:





    George & Coco



    Edited by ZizouFC at 11:07:53 08-05-2013
  • Armoured_Bear 8 May 2013 11:15:07 11,734 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    FUCKING CATS!

    Literally...

    The neighbourhood cats have been getting jiggy in my garden every night for the past week. 1AM in the morning all I can here is moaning cats doing it, I looked out the window and there were 4 cats watching a couple going at it. Fucking heathens! Now my garden smells AWFUL! It's like a mix of cat piss, sweat and seamen.

    any ideas how to wash the smell out? I've got a big bottle of H2O2, will that do the trick?
    Know anyone with an air rifle?

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  • El_MUERkO 8 May 2013 11:30:56 17,126 posts
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    Bleach. Scorched Earth!!!
  • El_MUERkO 8 May 2013 11:31:51 17,126 posts
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    @Lukus The second painting is excellent, I've seen worse sold in gallerys for 500+
  • ascue 8 May 2013 11:32:40 167 posts
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    Seamen, eh?
  • Lukus 8 May 2013 19:46:52 19,371 posts
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    @El_MUERkO Thanks man. Yours for a fraction of the price! :)

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  • Deleted user 8 May 2013 19:50:47
    Lukus wrote:
    @El_MUERkO Thanks man. Yours for a fraction of the price! :)
    I will give you 1/1000th of 500 quid.

    Edited by meme at 19:51:00 08-05-2013
  • Lukus 8 May 2013 19:53:43 19,371 posts
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    I will sell you the above Jpeg for that price.

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