EG's best moggie. KNEEL BEFORE MOG. My house smells of cat piss. Page 26

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  • mal 19 Apr 2012 00:52:34 22,341 posts
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    Was just in Lambeth Walk fixing a puncture on my bike an hour or so ago, and I swear it's like a cat's hareem in there. Cats stalking, fighting, chatting (a burmese and a siamese were nattering away the whole time) and god knows what else. I guess all the flats kick their cats out at night and with the lack of motorised traffic they're left free to roam.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • LeoliansBro 19 Apr 2012 06:49:13 43,247 posts
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    magicpanda wrote:
    That's pitch perfect and rather wonderful.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • BillMurray 22 Apr 2012 21:21:09 7,622 posts
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    Not mine unfortunately but my friends two kittens. Even though i'm horribly allergic I always enjoy visits to her house :)





    Can't wait to move into a place that allows cats.

    Edited by BillMurray at 21:22:35 22-04-2012
  • Lukus 22 Apr 2012 22:09:50 19,004 posts
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    I dun a painting of my deceased kitty :(

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  • Deleted user 22 April 2012 23:31:55
    LeoliansBro wrote:
    magicpanda wrote:
    That's pitch perfect and rather wonderful.
    Wonderful.
  • Deleted user 22 April 2012 23:50:40
    Lukus wrote:
    I dun a painting of my deceased kitty :(
    Nice painting. Always sad to hear about someones cat dying. :(
  • Slurmseh 23 Apr 2012 08:15:32 2,334 posts
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    Moved in to a new house and one of my new housemates has a cat.

    The cat is an asshole, he's an indoors cat but constantly meows and moans for you to let him out if you're near the door. He never leaves me alone when I'm trying to eat, and he gives me devil eyes when I don't share my food.

    Stoopid cat.
  • El_MUERkO 23 Apr 2012 08:21:40 16,956 posts
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    Slurmseh wrote:
    Moved in to a new house and one of my new housemates has a cat.

    The cat is an asshole, he's an indoors cat but constantly meows and moans for you to let him out if you're near the door. He never leaves me alone when I'm trying to eat, and he gives me devil eyes when I don't share my food.

    Stoopid cat.
    One day you should leave the door open...
  • localnotail 23 Apr 2012 10:21:20 23,093 posts
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    I put this in the joy thread, but it should probably go in here

    Cat and dolphin play.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Bremenacht 23 Apr 2012 11:01:38 17,614 posts
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    Do they scoff the cat? I don't want to see that.
  • HoriZon 23 Apr 2012 11:07:47 13,498 posts
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    Was half expecting the cat to fall in and do the normal YouTube home movie thing.

    I used to be a gamer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • Lukus 23 Apr 2012 12:01:37 19,004 posts
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    @localnotail That cat's blatantly thinking 'fuck, you smell good...'.

    Edited by Lukus at 12:01:55 23-04-2012

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  • Deleted user 23 April 2012 12:22:43
    Part 1 is good too

  • ILoveThrashMetal 23 Apr 2012 13:17:30 668 posts
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    Iv got a rescue cat called Beadle,she has half a front paw (yes named after Jeremy) vicious little cunt but I love her to bits

    Arsechickens

  • Deleted user 23 April 2012 13:56:51
    CrispyXUK wrote:
    Part 1 is good too

    My new favourite thing on the internet. Henri just needs a hug. :lol:
  • Deleted user 23 April 2012 14:00:04
    @localnotail

    That's super-cute but I was on edge the whole time fearing the cat would fall in the water. :eek:
  • Slurmseh 25 Apr 2012 22:15:37 2,334 posts
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    Slurmseh wrote:
    Moved in to a new house and one of my new housemates has a cat.

    The cat is an asshole, he's an indoors cat but constantly meows and moans for you to let him out if you're near the door. He never leaves me alone when I'm trying to eat, and he gives me devil eyes when I don't share my food.

    Stoopid cat.
    And now he's started pissing on the floor outside my door. Giving my month's notice, I'm out of here.
  • localnotail 25 Apr 2012 22:34:10 23,093 posts
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    Cat 3: Slurmseh 0
    Supreme victory.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Slurmseh 25 Apr 2012 22:35:15 2,334 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Cat 3: Slurmseh 0
    Supreme victory.
    Tell me about it! I feel bad for the cat though, I think my housemate neglects him and he's doing all this to get attention but it's not working.
  • Deleted user 25 April 2012 22:35:25


    11lbs of idiot.

    Edited by Boab at 22:35:44 25-04-2012
  • pinebear 25 Apr 2012 22:46:22 8,565 posts
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    Stare it down and rub paprika into the carpet. See how it likes them apples.

    You do have to let it sniff your hand as a matter of courtesy nevertheless.

  • Deleted user 25 April 2012 22:47:32
    <3
  • Lukus 25 Apr 2012 23:04:02 19,004 posts
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    Boab wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUWArgCWXUw&hd=1

    11lbs of idiot.
    He's awesome looking, brilliant eyes!

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  • localnotail 25 Apr 2012 23:08:54 23,093 posts
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    Lovely puss :) Is s/he a British Blue?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Bremenacht 4 May 2012 22:56:38 17,614 posts
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    @localnotail He sure is.
  • Deleted user 4 May 2012 23:36:51
    Boab wrote:


    11lbs of idiot.
    Why does that video look like I'm viewing it through a dunkards eyes?
  • localnotail 4 May 2012 23:54:47 23,093 posts
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    At my wits end in sheer frustration at my stressy pissy pussy who gets all freaked by the marauding strays who mark & fight around our neighbourhood, and replies in kind, but marking boundaries inside our house, the little shit.

    Shouting and punishment just makes it worse, since it's a stress issue, so am trying a new route. Have been dosing him with Rescue Remedy. 2 drops in his food, morning and evening. 6 days into the experiment and he's not done it since. Hoping this will become the norm. Who knew herbal medicine was the answer? Maybe he's just drunk. I don't care as long as he keeps weeing outside.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • BillMurray 4 May 2012 23:58:28 7,622 posts
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    Not mine but worth posting.
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