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  • HoriZon 20 Oct 2008 19:42:39 13,596 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Man Flu is perhaps the most annoying term the mass market has ever adopted.

    Are you sure your not coming down with it?

    I used to be a gamer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • Jeepers 20 Oct 2008 19:42:53 13,315 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Man Flu is perhaps the most annoying term the mass market has ever adopted.

    Chillax?
    It's like soooooo crazy?
    Random?
    You've got to laugh tho' haven't you?

    All more annoying.
  • markh 20 Oct 2008 19:43:10 3,598 posts
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    I haven't got man flu, but I've felt consistantly sick over the past 48 hrs. Haven't actually had any physical reaction yet but just feel pretty awful :S

    Meh :/
  • Lexx87 20 Oct 2008 19:45:48 20,863 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Man Flu is perhaps the most annoying term the mass market has ever adopted.

    YES!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • MetalDog 20 Oct 2008 19:51:14 23,920 posts
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    If men stop calling colds 'flu' the term will go away =)

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • morriss 20 Oct 2008 19:52:05 71,286 posts
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    haha
  • gareth886 20 Oct 2008 20:21:52 2,841 posts
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    squarejawhero wrote:
    They don't get "pissed off".

    The probably do. If someone was boiling me I would be a bit pissed off.

    /Couldn't resist.
  • Lexx87 21 Oct 2008 10:50:00 20,863 posts
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    I blew out the mothership this morning, a very sticky yellow gloopy mess that has been lodged there for days. Take that you alien fiends!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • JuanKerr 21 Oct 2008 10:53:06 36,445 posts
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    Jeepers wrote:

    Random?


    I really, really hate that term.
  • BanjoMan 21 Oct 2008 14:39:52 13,730 posts
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    Classic!! Genius!! Aw, mate!!

    That's the kind of talk that gets you a punch in the chops round these parts.

    PSN: BanjoFett
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  • JuanKerr 21 Oct 2008 14:59:51 36,445 posts
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    I must confess that I've been guilty of using 'genius' in the past, but I've managed to stop myself saying it because it is fucking hideous.
  • BanjoMan 21 Oct 2008 15:01:50 13,730 posts
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    It's ok when used in a sentence, it's the use as a singular exclamation that grates with people.

    PSN: BanjoFett
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  • JuanKerr 21 Oct 2008 15:16:14 36,445 posts
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    Genius!
  • pjmaybe 21 Oct 2008 15:16:37 70,676 posts
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    Guinness!

    /is dyslexic
  • mcmonkeyplc 21 Oct 2008 15:35:48 39,567 posts
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    Cunt!

    Oh sorry.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Deleted user 16 December 2008 21:41:32
    I have it again. Second time in about 6 weeks, I feel awful.

    :(
  • JuanKerr 19 Dec 2008 21:31:32 36,445 posts
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    What a bitch. I'd give her a good beating when you get better if I were you.
  • PinkSpider 19 Dec 2008 21:52:50 3,346 posts
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    Three weeks, fucking Hell. I'm at the end of my first week. The headaches have gone and so has the feeling crap (and I've eaten, not as much as normal but still). However cant stop bloody coughing. Pissing me right off.

    Worst thing was waking up the other night, sweating, feverish, imagining I'd got too many PS3's to sell (no idea why) then after removing soaked tshirt nodding back off.
  • Deleted user 19 December 2008 21:58:42
    PinkSpider wrote:
    Worst thing was waking up the other night, sweating, feverish, imagining I'd got too many PS3's

    Fuck that is bad.
  • Red-Moose 19 Dec 2008 22:46:44 5,345 posts
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    Eating shit and drinking too much alcohol = manflu, also known as having a fucking shite immune system.

    Get some fucking excercise and stop being a prissy bitch.

    Where the hell did this "manflu" crap come from? It's from booze FFS.

  • skuzzbag 19 Dec 2008 22:57:07 5,733 posts
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    Tick the box that most describes how you feel.

    Man-flu = a bit of a bad cold. Runny nose, headache, a bit sweaty, whinging a lot and generally getting on peoples nerves telling them how ill you are.

    Proper Flu = muscles are in agony, can barely see because of the pain in your head, keep being sick, coughing is painful, breathing isn't much better, don't fucking talk to me you cunt, I'm not interested in your sympathy just leave me alone, the things come out of the shadows in the dark and want to bum rape me, fuck - I'm going to die aren't I?

  • JuanKerr 19 Dec 2008 22:59:47 36,445 posts
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    Proper flu can genuinely kill you can it not?
  • byron_hinson 22 Dec 2008 18:29:54 1,513 posts
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    Only if you are very very weak anyway
  • byron_hinson 22 Dec 2008 18:31:09 1,513 posts
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    markh wrote:
    I haven't got man flu, but I've felt consistantly sick over the past 48 hrs. Haven't actually had any physical reaction yet but just feel pretty awful :S

    Meh :/

    Got that at the moment - head is full of crap and have felt nausea for 2 days solid for no apparent reason!
  • THFourteen 1 Oct 2010 23:31:57 34,470 posts
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    Aaaaaaaaaaaachooooooooo.

    Fark :(
  • Ged42 1 Oct 2010 23:45:35 7,807 posts
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    Poor lad, you'd better start making funeral arrangements
  • localnotail 1 Oct 2010 23:47:34 23,093 posts
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    man the flu up!

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • LockeTribal 1 Oct 2010 23:48:41 4,539 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Aaaaaaaaaaaachooooooooo.

    Fark :(

    I feel your pain :( Bad dose going round at the mo. Felt like I was gonna throw up every time I coughed there a day or two ago.
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