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  • Murbs 30 May 2008 10:43:47 22,591 posts
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    /finds mouse and keyboard under pile of tissues (don't go there)

    Please sympathise. It doesn't help that I'm not getting much sleep at the moment due to the baby.

  • Lutz 30 May 2008 10:44:25 48,854 posts
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    MTFU.
  • Murbs 30 May 2008 10:45:23 22,591 posts
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    Lutz wrote:
    MTFU.

    /tries

    /fails
  • Metalfish 30 May 2008 10:45:55 8,874 posts
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    This thread?
  • Lutz 30 May 2008 10:46:28 48,854 posts
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    Man The Fuck Up.
  • Murbs 30 May 2008 10:47:44 22,591 posts
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    Metalfish wrote:
    This thread?

    Aye, that'll do.
  • CaptainBinky 30 May 2008 10:48:26 2,244 posts
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    Man cold?

    :'o(
  • Shinji 30 May 2008 10:50:54 5,903 posts
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    CaptainBinky wrote:
    Man cold?

    :'o(

    Curse you, beat me to it :)
  • jonsaan 30 May 2008 15:27:15 25,440 posts
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    ecosse_011172 wrote:
    I'm off work today ill, had the squirts for the last few days, it got a lot worse last night so I was like death warmed up this morning, spent half the day sleeping and seem to be on the mend.
    As a true man I'b being completely pathetic with it :-)

    /Sips camomille tea
    /Warily munches garlic toast
    / Crosses fingers

    I had that a couple of weeks back. 5 Days of hell. I lost half a stone.

    FCUTA!

  • ecu 30 May 2008 15:33:21 77,318 posts
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    I have a cold at the moment. Fucking hate 'em. The thing with colds, is they're not really that bad, but they're just annoying enough to put you out for a few days.
  • pjmaybe 16 Oct 2008 16:44:35 70,676 posts
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    Fucking great week I'm having. All the crud that's happened, and now to top it off I've picked up man-flu from the hosp.

    ;_;

    /sniffles.
  • gareth886 16 Oct 2008 16:49:10 2,841 posts
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    My whole office seems to have it in the minute. I wish they would just phone in sick rather than coming in here and spreading their germs around the rest of the office.
  • pjmaybe 16 Oct 2008 16:57:38 70,676 posts
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    /feels really guilty about being at work and trying to cross-infect colleagues.

  • Murbs 16 Oct 2008 16:59:15 22,591 posts
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    Of course you feel guilty peej. The last thing you want when feeling miserable is to pass it on to the halfwits who plague your daily existence :-)
  • pjmaybe 16 Oct 2008 17:00:10 70,676 posts
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    Put it like that...

    /cough
    /hack
    /spew

    Fly free my pretty germs! Fly free and infest the nasal and oral passages of these filthy miscreants I share an office with!
  • pjmaybe 16 Oct 2008 17:00:59 70,676 posts
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    citizen!snips! wrote:
    I've had it for the last few days, think its over now, just a cough left. I get to drink Lemsip though so its all good.

    Whoa wait, you actually LIKE lemsip?

    I think I'd rather drink stale yak urine with hot water in it than that stuff. In fact I think the yak urine might taste nicer...

    /splutters
  • HoriZon 16 Oct 2008 18:10:40 13,596 posts
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    Had this the other day i thought i was gonna die!










    I didnt though.

    I used to be a gamer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • Lexx87 16 Oct 2008 18:12:48 20,863 posts
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    Lemsip is the devil's drink. 15,000 cups of tea a day and I can just about cope.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • LockeTribal 16 Oct 2008 18:14:51 4,539 posts
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    Lemsip is lovely stuff, can't believe some people don't like it :)
  • Deleted user 16 October 2008 19:13:15
    So one of you gits is the reason I am feeling like crap then.

    Oh and Lemsip is awesome, I could drink that all day, everyday.
  • Lateralaus 16 Oct 2008 20:34:35 1,091 posts
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    Take Day nurse, it helped me get over the cold in just over a day :D
  • Lexx87 16 Oct 2008 23:20:14 20,863 posts
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    /shivers

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • heyyo 16 Oct 2008 23:22:04 14,369 posts
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    My flu is clearing up slightly but i'm developing an irrating cough, 5 words and a coughing fit ensues :( laughter? forget that.
  • Lexx87 16 Oct 2008 23:24:00 20,863 posts
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    Why do you shiver? You only shiver if you have a fever right and I understand that the hotter you are the more the bugs get pissed off, but why don't you shiver before like...the fever...um. I had a point somewhere but I seem to have lost it.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deleted user 16 October 2008 23:56:31
    You shiver to keep you hot. The reason you're hot is to kill the bugs, it's a defense mechanism.

    They don't get "pissed off".
  • glo 17 Oct 2008 09:00:56 3,438 posts
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    Just recovering from the manflu myself at the moment. been off work since monday but will be struggling back in today.

    Pretty unpleasant it was, had a headache for five days which no painkiller could touch and spent most of that time either shivering or sweating. Just got a bit of a chesty cough and snotty nose left to deal with now.

    Worst of all it was my birthday on tuesday and I spent it feeling shite...

  • WillyWanka 20 Oct 2008 19:34:43 802 posts
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    Gah! I feel awful, the past few nights I've woken up in puddles of sweat and last night the dreaded recurring illness dreams started: a piggy bank being shaken and some laser beam coming out of the ground always come into my dreams when ill. Had this dream when ill for as long as I can remember and it always petrifies me :(. Just so long as the hallucinations don't start..

    /room expands and shrinks. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Lexx87 20 Oct 2008 19:36:36 20,863 posts
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    That dream is fucked up. I've just got over mine so...yay.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Lukus 20 Oct 2008 19:41:05 19,475 posts
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    Man Flu is perhaps the most annoying term the mass market has ever adopted.

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