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  • guts 3 Mar 2009 19:29:51 1,690 posts
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    'Ray is the best ice skater in dancing on ice.'
    Fact stated by my eight year old daughter and therfore extremely true.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • skuzzbag 3 Mar 2009 20:32:00 5,638 posts
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    I learnt today that many employment agencies have run out of work and aren't taking any more clients.
  • ProfessorLesser 3 Mar 2009 21:07:50 19,356 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    I've learnt about the wonderful world of DS homebrew today. for instance I just typed all of this out remotely through DS2Win on my DS on my bed while my laptop is over by the desk. Insane.
    Teach me...
  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 11:21:42
    Under discrimination laws it is illegal (in a workplace) for a person to be harassed or just generally treated less favourably than another with homophobic slurs, even if the person isn't a homosexual.

    So no more "don't be so gay" digs at work now :(
  • FWB 5 May 2009 11:22:43 44,211 posts
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    You've JUST learned that today?

    I think the term "gay" has transcended it's meaning of homosexual. Used to be happy then gay and now just means rubbish.
  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 11:22:55
    Basically it means that all the discrimination legislation: race, sexual orientation, religion and belief etc. covers everyone, you don't have to be part of that particular 'group'.
  • FWB 5 May 2009 11:24:19 44,211 posts
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    If it really was enforced then our armed forces would be fucked.
  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 11:30:44
    FWB wrote:
    You've JUST learned that today?

    I think the term "gay" has transcended it's meaning of homosexual. Used to be happy then gay and now just means rubbish.
    Well it was only officially recognised late last year! It has been illegal discrimination to harass someone on grounds of sexual orientation when they are in fact homosexual for years. But only recently have the courts extended that to cover where it is still under the act and treated as discrimination when the person is not in fact gay.
  • Razz 5 May 2009 11:33:24 61,055 posts
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    Don't shag a work collegue then her best friend the day after when they both work in the same room as you and expecet it to be all hunky dorey the next working day.

    It's been a tense morning.

    It's an odd one, we all went out on Friday night and I accidently drunkenly slept with the best friedn of the woman I had a planned a date with the following day. Of course I todl her about it on the date, she was fine with it and shrugged it off as a inebriated mistake, but now I'm starting to understand fully the phrase "If looks could kill...."

    Pah.... hopefully they'll have a bikini mud fight to death before the day is out. Expect pics.

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  • gareth886 5 May 2009 11:36:40 2,841 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    Don't shag a work collegue then her best friend the day after when they both work in the same room as you and expecet it to be all hunky dorey the next working day.

    It's been a tense morning.

    It's an odd one, we all went out on Friday night and I accidently drunkenly slept with the best friedn of the woman I had a planned a date with the following day. Of course I todl her about it on the date, she was fine with it and shrugged it off as a inebriated mistake, but now I'm starting to understand fully the phrase "If looks could kill...."

    Pah.... hopefully they'll have a bikini mud fight to death before the day is out. Expect pics.

    I envy your life. I can't remember the last time I slept with 2 different woman 2 nights in a row.

    FML.
  • Xerx3s 5 May 2009 11:36:43 23,944 posts
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    What actually happened: I got drunk. A woman looked at me and then another looked at her. There was a fight. ;p
  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 11:36:46
    mowgli wrote:
    In the Ukrainian language, Chernobyl is the name of a grass, wormwood, which is mentioned in the Bible in the book of Revelations that foretells the end of the world.

    Urban myth coupled with poor translation.
  • morriss 5 May 2009 11:38:01 70,928 posts
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    ftw
  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 11:38:28
    But I read it in a real book, it has to be true! It had a fine type as well if I remember. Fine type > Gremmi.
  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 11:39:14
    Try reading a book that doesn't have wipe-clean pages.
  • malteaserhead 5 May 2009 11:39:32 13,444 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    In the Ukrainian language, Chernobyl is the name of a grass, wormwood, which is mentioned in the Bible in the book of Revelations that foretells the end of the world.

    Urban myth coupled with atmospheric blips and blobs.
    :)
  • MetalDog 5 May 2009 11:39:44 23,697 posts
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    @Razz
    Between this and the 'dream thread' post you made, I'm wondering why you don't just tatoo 'I have no respect for others' on your forehead and have done with.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • _Price_ 5 May 2009 11:40:15 3,073 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    But I read it in a real book, it has to be true! It had a fine type as well if I remember. Fine type > Gremmi.

    The bible has fine type.
  • Singularity 5 May 2009 11:42:29 2,438 posts
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    I wish I had your problems, Razz. (; ))
  • w00t 5 May 2009 11:42:55 11,076 posts
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    _Price_ wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    But I read it in a real book, it has to be true! It had a fine type as well if I remember. Fine type > Gremmi.

    The bible has fine type.
    Can, worms everywhere.

    Potentially.

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 11:44:15
    Gremmi wrote:
    Try reading a book that doesn't have wipe-clean pages.
    Can I have your source for it please :)
  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 11:44:23
    Razz's two girls are called Mrs Lefthand and Miss Righty.
  • nickthegun 5 May 2009 11:45:28 59,428 posts
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    And the fight to the death will take the form of an epic thumb war.

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    He totally called it

  • LeoliansBro 5 May 2009 11:45:41 43,795 posts
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    Singularity wrote:
    I wish I had your problems, Razz. (; ))
    Razz wishes he had his problems, too ;)

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 11:47:38
    MetalDog wrote:
    @Razz
    Between this and the 'dream thread' post you made, I'm wondering why you don't just tatoo 'I have no respect for others' on your forehead and have done with.
    I've only read the post where he had sex with two different women who work together on consecutive nights, and maybe I'm revealing myself to be some sort of respect-free twat as well by saying this, but I completely fail to recognise how he's disrespected anyone in any way.


  • GreyScale 5 May 2009 11:50:34 392 posts
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    Well I learned today, don't have foursomes with teenage Swedish female porn stars if you don't want to get stains on the upholstery of your Ferrari. Damn those bitches, I really need to learn not to turn women on so much with my charisma and sex appeal and that.
  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 11:51:58
    Settle down Gremmi, google can only take so much strain!
  • w00t 5 May 2009 11:52:01 11,076 posts
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    I learned it is possible to lose an electric razor in a three-bedroom flat. In about 30 seconds. While looking for the charger.

    /is too fluffy in the facial region today

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • nickthegun 5 May 2009 11:56:39 59,428 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Settle down Gremmi, google can only take so much strain!

    Is that a psychic, preemptive response to a post he hasnt even made yet?

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    He totally called it

  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 11:57:03
    Pretty much.
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