Urinal king - BUT it all depends on many, many factors:
1) Space between urinals
I have had problems where I've been gushing piss like a horse. However, due to splash back I have to stand back a bit this means the chap next to me has the side of his leg sprayed with a fine mist.
2) Ambient Temperature
If it's too cold and your in an outdoor loo you get that Piss steam and there's nothing worse than having another man's steam waft in your face whilst taking a piss.
3) Urinal Height
Again, this can cause problems with aforementioned splash back.
4) Urinal blockage
Those piss cakes they leave in there. Sometimes it's stacked with the fuckers thus deflecting your aim. I remember one time I was bursting for a piss so bad I could taste it.
Ran to public lav reached the urinal, lo and behold some dirty bastard had laid a fat larry in the urinal. What sort of twat takes a dump in the urinal?
Anyway, I was committed and had to go, it was like chasing a picnic bar around the drive with a hose pipe.
5) Dribbly finger
Now this is the bit I don't like about urinals, maybe it's just me but sometimes no matter how much you shake your cock there's a little bastard bit left that dribbles onto your finger. Never happens in the cubicle just at the urinal.
Sometimes I shake a bit and it's ok, other times it looks like I'm doing cock stretch-ercises in readiness to pound some poor soul. What's worse is when you just stand there, you've finished your piss and you wait. 10 seconds is the maximum wait time at the urinal, anymore than this and other blokes start to think "WTF is he doing there with his cock out not taking a piss, staring into space".... "Fucking nonce"
Even worse than of all that if it doesn't hit the finger, it hits your trolleys and if you are wearing beige trousers a little spot can leak through if you are really unlucky (Usually with friends, girlfriend or trying to impress the boss).. Bastard!
So with all that taken into consideration, it's still the urinal for me. If the above factors are unfavourable then I'll take the bush, pub, MacD's, Hotel etc.
Don't get me started on cubicles though, I stay away from cubicles, much worse than the urinals.
