That stupid hacker from Lifeinvader wants Michael to give him a job on the next score. |
Who would hire a Hacker who can't even deal with a virus on his desktop??
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Just read the article on front page about the garage bug, which caused me to lose a sweet car. |
What's the best alternative then to keep a second car? I have one safe house, the one from the start.
Please @ me a response so I can read them in my notifications inbox. Avoiding this thread due to spoilers. Thanks.
DUFFMAN5 wrote:Haha! I had one of those blue dot missions yesterday as Michael out in the country area, with a guy being held up by two armed bikers. I shot the two bikers dead and went over to the guy who walked towards me and said 'Thanks man, lets get out of he....'
He didn't get to finish his sentence because I'd innocuously pressed 'O' button to simply reload my gun, but instead Michael decided to pistol whip him(!?), causing the guy I'd saved to pass out cold next to the two dead guys. I pretty much let out a '/0\ what the fuck!' before pissing myself with laughter at the whole sorry episode
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|Nooooooooooo! After a tip from a random encounter I invested every penny of franklin's into a company, and the stocks were immediately hugely profitable. I've been religiously checking them after I do anything and they've still been on the rise. Loaded it up this morning and they're now worth -$200,000. Loaded up my save game from last night, when they were still profitable, and it now says the minus figure! Well I guess this game has taught me something about greed then|
Well I finished this last night. 84% complete.|
For me, they all lived happily ever after.
The first post-completion strangers and freaks mission I got explained a LOT (Mrs Philips)
The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
modula wrote:This is the part where you jump out the window
I love how when you go into a clothes shop as a certain person and you can tell they don't like what their trying out. |
Trevor hates those $5000 suits but loves the cheap tacky ones. Love it!
modula wrote:Ack now I'm going to be worrying about this all day at work! What a saddo.
|You need be careful with the stock market as it updates itself every 30 secs.|
|Is it true you can buy stock in say Clucking bell then go on a little rampage at taco bomb to improve CB's stock?|
|Wouldn't surprise me|
I got a tip from one when playing as Trevor. He was along the beach coast with a broken down car and needed to get to the airport.|
Also had a random with 2 old men...
completely naked from the waist down trying to rape a women
|I robbed a petrol station yesterday and got $4000 and went right outside and robbed the cash delivery vehicle for $25000. Took me a while to lose the cops, but I was rather chuffed with that.|
|@Baihu1983 Yeah that was it - a broken down rental car. Couldn't say where along the coastline it was though. In an added twist of greed I loaded my game up again earlier and the share dip had vanished - my profits were growing steadily still. However, rather than selling them all while it was ok, I assumed the dip had been a bug and held on to the shares. Ten minutes later it wigs out as if they were never on the up, and I'm minus $160,000. Balls; I've learned nothing.|
|Ordered yesterday. Stupid ass me went for the Amazon free shipping, and apparently it's a bit like walking to Mordor since I will have to wait for at least 7 days for it to get from the UK to Sweden. Good thing I'm a patient man.|
|GODDAMMIT WHERE IS MY GTA5 AMAZON?!?!?!11|
anyone got any stock tips?|
I've made 600k off HAL
Baihu1983 wrote:It's easier the other way around as there is a big Clucking Bell Depot in the northernmost town on the map. It sends out Hauling trucks all the time.
There is a Post Op depot near there as well which has lots of workers.
|Anyone know how to start the Vespucci Canal Bike Race?|
Airwane wrote:Either you missed a mission that the property called you for, or you bought the property halfway through the previous week, earning you only half the regular money when the first payday rolled in.
Smoke On The Water by any chance? They call with missions like 'collect this week's weed supply' or 'recover our stolen delivery van'. They're time-dependant and if you don't do them you risk a lower take that week.
Biscuitician wrote:You may not have said it's a bad game but you're gleefully stuffing the thread up with one moan after
another, that all sound like someone wilfully being a misery guts for some reason.
And you know it. So don't be so disingenuous, this is the internet and we're onto your shit.
I also like SR3, and I also like how they deliver cars. I sometimes wish I could do the same in GTA - but YOU CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S NOT SAINTS ROW. They do things differently in these two games. If they did things exactly the same it would be stupid. The point of choice is variety, not differing shades of exactly the same.
"The best parts are in the cut scenes" bullshit. The best parts are where you hurtle around the map making your own fun, having random encounters, admiring the scenery, throwing off the cops after a map-wide pursuit, jumping between characters to mop up missions, and generally playing the game the way you want to play it.
The way you want to play the game appears to be this: go on EG and moan about how individual elements aren't *exactly* how you would have done them, then protest that you're not slagging it off, you just think other games are all entirely better waaaah.
I'd lol, but it's just pathetic.
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Edited by TarickStonefire at 10:59:18 27-09-2013
Biscuitician wrote:Cars don't swerve into me unless it's the cops. I suspect you're either shite at driving, or you're making stuff up to justify your moan.
If dodging traffic to get past on a journey halfway round a map is frustrating, take a cab.
If taking a cab is tedious, I simply don't know what to say to you. Call cab, get in cab seconds later, select destination, hit Fast Travel, fade to black, arrive seconds later. What is your fucking problem you idiot?
Waaaah you want a 'proper' fast travel option? Why? Play by the rules of the game. In GTA you want to fast travel you call a fucking cab. Get over it.
Franklin can't do gun running missions, you're right. He can do plenty of other shit, though. Perhaps if you just stopped fucking whining and played the game you'd discover the stuff he can do. I'm not spoon feeding you, you tiresome little attention whore.
As for what missions you hate and what cars you hate and what vehicles you hate and what you'd have done differently... waah waaah waaaaaaaah. Aaaaaand, IGNORED.
There, now the thread is full of people enjoying the game again