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  • Madder-Max 11 Sep 2013 14:34:47 11,639 posts
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    AceGrace wrote:
    What the fuck does ass temps mean?
    It means that they like to get donkeys hot and then shove their fingers up the ass's arse to see if they have succeeded in cranking up the temp of the ass

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  • AceGrace 11 Sep 2013 14:36:36 1,070 posts
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    :lol:
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 11 Sep 2013 14:40:45 37,664 posts
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    The whole ass temps thing is far older than this thread. IIRC it was in one of those thousands of PC upgrade threads and some guy was banging on about upgrading their "rig" so they could "crack the ass temps".

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  • vyseofhr 11 Sep 2013 14:43:41 818 posts
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    I thought it was 'cranck'? The spelling was my favourite part.

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  • Ka-blamo 11 Sep 2013 14:48:31 7,306 posts
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    It's going to be difficult over the weekend to avoid spoilers isn't it? :(

    I just can't help myself either, I don't think I've ever not hovered over a spoiler tag in the forum.
  • urban 11 Sep 2013 14:55:29 10,938 posts
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    Rome 2 Total war and Max Payne 3 multiplayer is my plan.

    Also, Go Karting with buddies on the Monday = No release night jitters
  • Progguitarist 11 Sep 2013 14:58:08 10,413 posts
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    The is most likely going to get 10's across the board isn't it?
  • Steve_Perry 11 Sep 2013 15:00:52 3,835 posts
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    I can't wait to take this game into the toilet and cranck up the temps in its ass.

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  • Zizoo 11 Sep 2013 15:01:40 8,250 posts
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    Progguitarist wrote:
    The is most likely going to get 10's across the board isn't it?
    Imagine if it isn't...
  • StarchildHypocrethes 11 Sep 2013 15:04:39 25,512 posts
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    Ok, now what?
  • Zizoo 11 Sep 2013 15:04:58 8,250 posts
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    I have a pretty full weekend ahead. Monday will drag though.
  • Zizoo 11 Sep 2013 15:05:16 8,250 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Ok, now what?
    Anarchy.
  • Zizoo 11 Sep 2013 15:05:25 8,250 posts
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    Rape.
  • HoriZon 11 Sep 2013 15:11:13 13,522 posts
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    Ok been asked I bet but cba to read back. Amazon and delivery for 17 yeah or nay ? Or are they ok nowadays.

    Edited by HoriZon at 15:20:52 11-09-2013

    I used to be a gamer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • Zizoo 11 Sep 2013 15:19:55 8,250 posts
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    Edited by Zizoo at 15:22:15 11-09-2013
  • X201 11 Sep 2013 15:31:06 15,228 posts
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    :D
  • Murbal 11 Sep 2013 15:32:25 22,045 posts
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    @Zizoo utterly brilliant.
  • B0rked_Gamer 11 Sep 2013 15:38:56 2,527 posts
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    Zizoo wrote:
    Don't watch the above ^ whilst drinking hot coffee.

    because you will get coffee all over stuff you don't want to get coffee over
  • Zizoo 11 Sep 2013 15:42:14 8,250 posts
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    The other videos are great as well :):

  • roz123 11 Sep 2013 15:51:13 7,112 posts
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    Amazing :D
  • kingnothing12 11 Sep 2013 15:53:07 551 posts
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    I have a Soundgarden gig on saturday to take my mind of it, then realise I have to work away near Heathrow from monday till wednesday. Then I'll have to spend weds night with the missus due to me working away, god dammit this release is getting pushed further back for me.

    I was contemplating taking my 360 with me, buying a copy tuesday (have to cancel my pre-order) and playing it in my hotel room, but it just seems like way to much effort for one night.
  • imamazed 11 Sep 2013 16:05:09 5,530 posts
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    Just agreed to play football on tuesday night; what was I thinking?! /o\
  • Maturin 11 Sep 2013 16:30:32 2,936 posts
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    I've just started work on a writing project. Hoped to have 100,000 words written in six weeks.

    I think though I should just write-off next week and make the project target seven weeks. Just being realistic.

    Really looking forward to the release of GTAV. IV, SA, RDR and LA Noire were all released while I still worked writing about games and this time I can just enjoy the game, not worrying about getting review code to my writers and making sure we had a good quality review up in time.
  • Sir_Walter_Rally 11 Sep 2013 16:34:18 895 posts
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    The 'collectible' is going to be underwater treasure hunting, isn't it? Urgh.

    If so, what a crock. Spraying tags in San Andreas was great, I even enjoyed blasting pidgeons in IV... mainly though, because you get to tour around the awesome world, experiencing mad shit, and listen to music.

    No underwater sections in any land game have ever been good. Too sluggish and laborious... and mindnumbingly boring.

    If this is the collectible, it's going to be a massive grind.
  • X201 11 Sep 2013 16:35:39 15,228 posts
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    Sir_Walter_Rally wrote:
    The 'collectible' is going to be underwater treasure hunting, isn't it? Urgh.

    If so, what a crock. Spraying tags in San Andreas was great, I even enjoyed blasting pidgeons in IV... mainly though, because you get to tour around the awesome world, experiencing mad shit, and listen to music.

    No underwater sections in any land game have ever been good. Too sluggish and laborious... and mindnumbingly boring.

    If this is the collectible, it's going to be a massive grind.
    Clam shells in San Andreas were all underwater.
  • Sir_Walter_Rally 11 Sep 2013 16:48:16 895 posts
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    It was all shallow stuff. This has submarines and shit. Underwater sections are always gash. Scarred for life with they labyrinth sections from Sonic 1 :lol:

    It was claimed underwater in this is massive, I hope they didn't spend too much time on it at the detriment of land sites, cause next to nobody is going to explore it very well.
  • Urb4nGh0sT 11 Sep 2013 16:57:10 4 posts
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    I'll just leave this here :)

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f96_1377732489
  • thedaveeyres 11 Sep 2013 16:58:20 10,809 posts
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    I'm only going to play the underwater parts.

    D****** ******r

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  • Fake_Blood 11 Sep 2013 17:09:40 4,145 posts
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    I don't like that the pc version doesn't even have a date yet.
    I know they do this because of piracy, but it makes me want to get it now on console and just pirate it whenever it launches on pc/nxtgen.
    WhenTF can I buy a license for a game and play it on whatever damn system I please?
  • RelaxedMikki 11 Sep 2013 17:11:09 927 posts
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    @Urb4nGh0sT Aaargh! What is wrong with me?

    15 seconds of footage of a car driving though a virttual Calafornia and all I want is more.

    Get me more gameplay leaks dammit!
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