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  • billythekid 8 Apr 2013 16:46:34 11,312 posts
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    Edited by billythekid at 14:14:33 09-04-2013
  • Deckard1 8 Apr 2013 16:54:33 29,160 posts
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    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • neilka 8 Apr 2013 17:02:46 16,464 posts
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    Like in his famous play The Tempass

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Lukus 8 Apr 2013 17:05:13 19,361 posts
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    Edited by Lukus at 15:36:24 09-04-2013

    Paintings & Photographs

  • mrpon 8 Apr 2013 17:23:43 29,414 posts
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    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Lyserberg 8 Apr 2013 22:19:59 349 posts
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    Seriously guys ?

    This is brutal...

    La cerise sur le gāteau!

  • mikew1985 8 Apr 2013 22:43:59 12,978 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/1215280.jpg
    Genuinely made me laugh oy loud for a good half minute

    :-D
  • mikew1985 8 Apr 2013 22:46:07 12,978 posts
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    Fuckkkkkkkkk me the following 5 have me in stitches the last couple of minutes!
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  • neilka 8 Apr 2013 23:17:14 16,464 posts
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    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Lyserberg 9 Apr 2013 13:55:27 349 posts
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    @neilka You suck balls freak'in clown.

    La cerise sur le gāteau!

  • billythekid 9 Apr 2013 14:24:32 11,312 posts
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  • kinky_mong 9 Apr 2013 14:29:09 10,711 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Like in his famous play The Tempass
    Bravo Sir! :applause:

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • Alastair 9 Apr 2013 14:57:57 16,274 posts
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    Lyserberg wrote:
    Seriously guys ?

    This is brutal...
    It's funny. You should take it as a compliment really.
  • Big-Swiss 9 Apr 2013 14:59:42 8,207 posts
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    Lyserberg wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    CRANCK UP TEMPS IN GIRLS' ASS
    sorry, but can someone translate that into english that I understand too?

    I don't really understand it, but my brain is simply showing me pictures of teen girls getting analy fucked. But I'm not sure these images are meant.......
  • Alastair 9 Apr 2013 15:00:40 16,274 posts
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    I don't think it really means anything. That's kind of the point.
    I've actually forgotten where it came from, or when Lyserberg first said it.
  • Big-Swiss 9 Apr 2013 15:04:14 8,207 posts
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    Oh good, I was just looking at one of our temps, and wasn't quite sure how to crank up girl asses with him, but now I don't have to worry about it.........

    Edited by Big-Swiss at 15:06:02 09-04-2013
  • Alastair 9 Apr 2013 15:08:07 16,274 posts
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    Definitely not that sort of temp. Temperature is surely the meaning here.
    I think Lyserberg is getting excited about GTA V and it's giving him a hot botty. Or it makes him want to do his girlfriend up the bum, having just dipped his cock in hot tea....
  • neilka 9 Apr 2013 15:14:16 16,464 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    I've actually forgotten where it came from, or when Lyserberg first said it.
    The legend begins:
    http://www.eurogamer.net/forum/post/8812009

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Deckard1 9 Apr 2013 15:17:30 29,160 posts
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    Haha, I'd never actually saw that

    Also if you dance with a girl in TBoGT a lot in the dance floor she'll do some pretty hardcore sex with you in the toilets' sink and give you her phone number to cranck up the temps in her ass once she asks for it.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • Alastair 9 Apr 2013 15:21:59 16,274 posts
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    Makes me want to go for a night out with Lyserberg.
    That guy knows how to party!
  • ModishNouns 9 Apr 2013 15:25:36 4,656 posts
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    This helps (to the tune of Pump Up The Volume)

    Crank up the ass temps,
    Crank up the ass temps,
    Crank up the ass temps,
    THIS!
    THIS!
  • Big-Swiss 9 Apr 2013 15:32:23 8,207 posts
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    Lyserberg, not english, not french. YOU ARE GERMAN!

    alles klar?
  • billythekid 9 Apr 2013 16:49:45 11,312 posts
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  • mrpon 9 Apr 2013 17:07:25 29,414 posts
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    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Deleted user 9 April 2013 18:10:34
    I popped on there to read the latest, see some shots, and all there is is much talk about 'crank' - hehe.. i'm out of here..
  • Lyserberg 9 Apr 2013 21:41:14 349 posts
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    Cranck means ramp up, increase, augment...

    You guys made me have a big nice laugh here, keep those images coming, it only gets better. :lol:

    La cerise sur le gāteau!

  • Toonster 10 Apr 2013 18:37:00 6,845 posts
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    Right, enough with your ass-cranking antics.

    Late to the party, but really looking forward to this. However, I do wish they'd go for a new area, rather than doing East/West coast. Perhaps a city based on Chicago or Houston? Someplace in Texas or the Rockies would make for a great GTA game. Or somewhere outside the US for that matter.

    I guess living in Los Angeles has a lot to do with my yearning for a different location... I mean, why rob a ferrari at gunpoint on Sunset Boulevard in-game when I can just do it in real life? :p

    3DS: 0361-6951-2609 (Tom)

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