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  • FWB 3 Apr 2013 20:39:58 44,841 posts
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    I hope the character isn't a sop and the storyline is decent. Has been before. Some Empire building would be nice.
  • HelloNo 3 Apr 2013 21:43:26 1,154 posts
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    There's actually 3 player characters.
  • Lyserberg 7 Apr 2013 19:05:49 349 posts
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    Are they serious when they say that the screenshots are actually taken from console version ? At a first glance it doesn't seem to be the case.

    Also to go back to the GTA IV's graphics and framerate on console... everything was good, especially on XBOX 360 where it did obviously ran on higher res than PS3, but what was most annoying to me is the terrible dips of framerate in gunfights especially when there's a lot of smoke and fire (Otherwise called Alpha effects), the game had the feeling of a game maxed out on a non-capable PC, 15-20FPS wasn't that ideal for gunfights and it's a bit of a shame considering that this actually is a big part of the experience, i did almost have the same experience on my PC, although i'm sure that after playing it on my new one with more CPU and GPU horsepower to spare i won't have that much to complain about.

    My only wish (for the graphical side of things of course, in reality i have a lot of expectations for this new GTA release) for the 360/PS3 release is a better use of GPU ressources, in other words better performance in intense and explosive gunfight situations where GTA IV did suck.

    Edited by Lyserberg at 19:07:19 07-04-2013

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  • Load_2.0 7 Apr 2013 19:11:15 19,445 posts
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    I want better use of GPU resources when I am cranking the temps up in her ass.
  • Lyserberg 7 Apr 2013 22:03:14 349 posts
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    Well yeah it's not that funny anymore guys... for you perhaps, but surely not for me.

    (Don't even ask)

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  • Lukus 7 Apr 2013 22:24:30 19,253 posts
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    Yeah, but that's cos you've got used to constantly cranking the ass temps up, yo. Us guys are still ass temp cranking newbs.

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  • mrpon 7 Apr 2013 22:40:12 29,193 posts
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    Venir sur Lyserberg, nous aimons tous un peu de manivelle les températures dans le cul.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • timetraveler 8 Apr 2013 06:42:27 61 posts
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    I suppose it was a rumor about January 2014 released? I saw some information about it, but it hasn't been confirmed anyway.
  • CosmicFuzz 8 Apr 2013 07:49:50 24,895 posts
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    Jump back, timetraveller, jump back!

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  • Lyserberg 8 Apr 2013 15:17:57 349 posts
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    Oh my god, this is going to be really tuff... intentionally this was a joke, but apparently the rest of EUROGAMER.net community is turning it in a kind of a funny answer to throw at me. Sure it made us all have a good laugh the first time, but seriously if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away, coz this isn't the way i roll.

    Stop annoying me guys, you're all getting on my nerves, and it's getting quite ridiculous...

    And BTW i love this edit functionnality, it totally rocks ! :D

    Edited by Lyserberg at 15:21:06 08-04-2013

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  • Deckard1 8 Apr 2013 15:19:04 28,744 posts
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    Yeah that'll work.
  • Lukus 8 Apr 2013 15:20:41 19,253 posts
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    Lyserberg wrote:
    I've seen the second trailer, AND HOLY BROWN COWS this things looks awesome, Rockstar really knows how to ensure their fans and get their attention with well-picked sequences and top-tier music !
    SIMPLY LOVE IT!
    CRANCKING UP TEMPS IN GIRLS' ASS' YEAHHHH !
    Right on bro.

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  • Lyserberg 8 Apr 2013 15:25:04 349 posts
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    Right on bro
    Yeah, that's called extreme happiness, and to make my post way more helarious and more um... descriptive to the kind of crazy joy that i was going through i had to redo it... not for you to keep replying to me with such a ridiculous way.

    Let's just face it, GTA V trailer was just... oh... so amazing ! ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4JPgVD2SM )

    Edited by Lyserberg at 15:26:08 08-04-2013

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  • Deckard1 8 Apr 2013 15:27:37 28,744 posts
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    What does this "CRANCKING UP TEMPS IN GIRLS' ASS" entail Lyserberg. Talk us through it.
  • Ka-blamo 8 Apr 2013 15:28:56 7,471 posts
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    Lyserberg wrote:
    but seriously if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away, coz this isn't the way i roll.
  • Lyserberg 8 Apr 2013 15:43:22 349 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    What does this "CRANCKING UP TEMPS IN GIRLS' ASS" entail Lyserberg. Talk us through it.
    I was talking about that stupid Ballad of Gay Tony DLC and i apparently shot myself in the foot by saying this crancking up thing.

    I really regret this now, with clowns like neilka and others around, there's no way to have a serious and constructive talk about video games, it's a shame.

    @Ka-Blamo Have you ever heared of "that's the way how i roll" or something along those lines ? That's the one i was looking for.

    Edited by Lyserberg at 15:47:09 08-04-2013

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  • Ka-blamo 8 Apr 2013 15:46:24 7,471 posts
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    There's one thing worse than being talked about, it's not being talked about :)

    It'll blow over and it's all in good jest, It's not worth getting genuinely annoyed over. We want you to still be here commenting when GTA V finally comes out.
  • Deckard1 8 Apr 2013 15:48:25 28,744 posts
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    So what you saying is you like to CRANCK UP TEMPS IN GIRLS' ASS YEAHHHHH
  • billythekid 8 Apr 2013 15:49:31 11,200 posts
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    Edited by billythekid at 14:17:28 09-04-2013

    Edited by billythekid at 11:50:58 30-04-2013
  • Lukus 8 Apr 2013 15:52:49 19,253 posts
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    I think introducing yourself as "the ass temp crancking guy" subsequently probably cemented the direction your EG path would take.

    Edited by Lukus at 15:53:39 08-04-2013

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  • mrpon 8 Apr 2013 15:53:25 29,193 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/1215280.jpg
    :D

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Lyserberg 8 Apr 2013 15:54:30 349 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    So what you saying is you like to CRANCK UP TEMPS IN GIRLS' ASS YEAHHHHH
    Does this really matter ?

    And yeah, my fame is gone over the skies with even images built around this whole idea...:champo2:

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  • Lyserberg 8 Apr 2013 15:59:53 349 posts
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    Well... i need to go so... bye, take care, love you guys.

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  • Lukus 8 Apr 2013 16:04:44 19,253 posts
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    Off to cranck some more ass temps?

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  • neilka 8 Apr 2013 16:08:36 16,257 posts
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    I'm sorry Lynchburg, I'll never take the piss again.
  • Deckard1 8 Apr 2013 16:20:00 28,744 posts
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    He thinks you're a clown.
  • Lukus 8 Apr 2013 16:21:49 19,253 posts
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    A French one too, presumably. The worst type of clown!

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  • Deckard1 8 Apr 2013 16:24:06 28,744 posts
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    Fucking onion juggler
  • neilka 8 Apr 2013 16:29:34 16,257 posts
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    MON VOITURE EST TROP PETIT
  • Alastair 8 Apr 2013 16:36:20 16,058 posts
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    Ooooh la la!
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