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  • Dante_Cubit 18 Apr 2008 22:09:28 1,921 posts
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    Well since we have now murdered GTA IV with all these threads, I thought we could make an early start on GTA V. I have it on good authority from a friend who has a cousin who works at Costcutter, that the following features are included:

    Whenever you kill a cop, a little tv appears in the top right of the screen and shows scenes from his funeral (complete with grieving widow and inconsolable children).

    Whenever you have sex with a prostitute you can harvest her clitoris. If you collect enough, you can thread them to form a necklace your character can wear (collecting 50 unlocks the 'cliterati' achivement worth 20 points).

    Ian Huntley is an unlockable player character.

    One of the radio stations plays looped audio clips from the Berlin Rally.

    The Wii version allows you to use the controller to wank-off Russian sailors.
  • Psychotext 18 Apr 2008 22:12:01 53,984 posts
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    That's it... I'm going on a killing spree.
  • Micro_Explosion 18 Apr 2008 22:12:18 9,695 posts
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    Are you going for the fuckwit of the day award?

    Edit: Not Psycho. I fully support the killing spree idea.
  • Lyingarden 18 Apr 2008 22:12:28 358 posts
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    Proof?
  • Micro_Explosion 18 Apr 2008 22:14:02 9,695 posts
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    Of what?
  • Psychotext 18 Apr 2008 22:22:07 53,984 posts
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    FluffyTucker wrote:
    I hate Psychotext, he's so rude
    You're first.
  • freaxgamer 18 Apr 2008 22:24:22 1,604 posts
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    Can I be second Psychotext??
  • Psychotext 18 Apr 2008 22:25:42 53,984 posts
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    That really depends. I'm going to try and do it by geographical location first so I don't have to travel too far.
  • freaxgamer 18 Apr 2008 22:28:25 1,604 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    That really depends. I'm going to try and do it by geographical location first so I don't have to travel too far.

    Well...

    /cough

    ...that depends on how far your willing too travel.

    Currently residing in Manchester
  • Psychotext 18 Apr 2008 22:29:47 53,984 posts
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    Ahh... we'll see what we can work out. Maybe I'll have to subcontract parts of the spree to improve efficiency.
  • JYM60 18 Apr 2008 22:37:10 16,813 posts
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    I'm from NI so should be pretty safe.

    /dodges bullet

    [8/10] http://www.youtube.com/lllBetterThanHalolll

  • Dante_Cubit 18 Apr 2008 22:37:44 1,921 posts
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    Micro_Explosion wrote:
    Are you going for the fuckwit of the day award?

    Edit: Not Psycho. I fully support the killing spree idea.

    You have hurt my feelings.
  • Dante_Cubit 18 Apr 2008 22:38:42 1,921 posts
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    JYM60 wrote:
    I'm from NI so should be pretty safe.

    /dodges bullet

    He should be the one who is worried. As far as I remember, the mancs didn't do terribly well the last time the Irish took an interest in them..
  • Dante_Cubit 18 Apr 2008 22:47:06 1,921 posts
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    FluffyTucker wrote:
    Der's more to Irelend den dis

    Sunday bloody Sunday...
  • Dante_Cubit 18 Apr 2008 22:54:05 1,921 posts
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    FluffyTucker wrote:
    You blonde bastard. From the future
    Back of the net...
  • WrongShui 18 Apr 2008 22:55:09 6,613 posts
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    Scathing satire, just scathing.
  • FWB 18 Apr 2008 22:56:19 44,344 posts
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    What's your opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
  • superfurryanimal 18 Apr 2008 22:58:54 1,023 posts
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    Sitting at home in newcastle upon tyne waiting for you psycho.
    got my cock out.
  • yupyup 18 Apr 2008 23:02:50 3,680 posts
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    JYM60 wrote:
    ...from NI...

    /dodges bullet

    Ignorance really *is* bliss :o

    Hands Off Our Penises

  • Benno 18 Apr 2008 23:19:03 9,844 posts
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    This threads rubbish. It was an 8/10 idea, but your execution was below average.

    4/10
  • Psychotext 18 Apr 2008 23:23:04 53,984 posts
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    superfurryanimal wrote:
    Sitting at home in newcastle upon tyne waiting for you psycho.
    got my cock out.
    /calls off killing spree
    /changes name
    /changes country
  • Dante_Cubit 18 Apr 2008 23:24:13 1,921 posts
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    Benno wrote:
    This threads rubbish. It was an 8/10 idea, but your execution was below average.

    4/10

    You are to thread criticism what Cannon & Ball were to the world of marine biology... a cuntish irrelevence.
  • FWB 18 Apr 2008 23:25:16 44,344 posts
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    Cannon Fodder was an great game. Not as good as Syndicate though. Where is Syndicate 3?
  • superfurryanimal 18 Apr 2008 23:26:33 1,023 posts
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    cock piss partridge
  • Deleted user 18 April 2008 23:27:17
    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    Benno wrote:
    This threads rubbish. It was an 8/10 idea, but your execution was below average.

    4/10

    You are to thread criticism what Cannon & Ball were to the world of marine biology... a cuntish irrelevence.

    Out of interest; who are these two? ^

    Dante I presume is F_S, but Benno...?
  • Dante_Cubit 18 Apr 2008 23:28:56 1,921 posts
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    Benno is a substandard coffee table from Ikea.
  • JYM60 18 Apr 2008 23:29:41 16,813 posts
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    Benno's been around. Thought he was mostly comments till recently, may be wrong.

    [8/10] http://www.youtube.com/lllBetterThanHalolll

  • Deleted user 18 April 2008 23:29:49
    If only I had a drum kit handy...
  • Deleted user 18 April 2008 23:33:03
    Dante Cubit, you aren't funny. Okay? It's so painful reading your posts.

    STOP
  • FWB 18 Apr 2008 23:33:32 44,344 posts
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    Can I have a hot egg, cooked meat and a crescent of crisps?
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