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  • binky Moderator 19 Sep 2004 02:47:41 9,563 posts
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    this looks like a gaybar
  • Sid-Nice 19 Sep 2004 02:53:57 15,852 posts
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    Don't worry sweet pants, it gets rough around 2 o'clock.
    This place has been shut since the 31st of March, I haven't missed last orders? Have I. :)

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • Prefect 19 Sep 2004 03:26:55 4 posts
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    /Steps out of the shadows, wispers to the bartender"a pint of Guiness please" lights up a cigarette, conseals it in his hand,

    /steps back into the shadows.
  • catterz 19 Sep 2004 04:31:59 8,763 posts
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    Isn't it nice that Prefects first post was in my pub? :)

    Welcome to the forum!

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  • Shivoa 19 Sep 2004 04:41:00 5,677 posts
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    /watches Prefect set fire to his hand and wander back to illuminate the shadows he came out of.

    Nothing like a conciencious soul to create a bonfire on a cold night like tonight.

    /gets the marshmallows out and roasts them over the now rapidly burning Prefect

    /considers using a Guiness to put him out

    /drinks Guiness

    Oh well. Catterz, want a roasted marshmallow?
  • Angel_Treats 19 Sep 2004 04:41:08 11,072 posts
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    Hullo catterz!

    Nice to see that I'm not the only insomniac still up :)

    If the bar's still open, I'll have a bottle of Coors please. Not that I need it, I've had far too many today already!

    Edit: Hi Shiv! Can I have a marshmallow too?

    Edited by Angel_Treats at 03:41:52 19-09-2004
  • La4z 19 Sep 2004 04:45:19 214 posts
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    /stumbles in after the graveyard shift

    A double Sambuka and a Caprinhia please.

    /puts sambuka in mouth, light it on fire, shuts mouth, swallow, shudders

    ahhhh....
  • Shivoa 19 Sep 2004 04:46:43 5,677 posts
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    Marshmallows all round!

    /waits for more insomniacs to come out and enjoy the lockin


    /goes round other side of bar to pour a few more pints.
  • Angel_Treats 19 Sep 2004 04:47:35 11,072 posts
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    Pity that pool table didn't arrive earlier, I fancy a game.

    /stumbles off to play Silent Hill 4 instead, bottle of Coors in hand
  • La4z 19 Sep 2004 04:48:26 214 posts
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    I'll have one.

    It smells odd in here. Is something on fire?
  • catterz 19 Sep 2004 04:51:11 8,763 posts
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    Sorry, don't serve Coors here.

    My insomnia has been getting worse and worse recently, (notice all the edited posts). I find that, (once I do sleep), I sleep for a healthy 8 hours, but everyday I'm awake for 16 hours and 5 minutes. So over the last few months... well you do the maths.

    Got a new PC very recently. Woo. Not top of the range but good enough.

    Oh, and the pool table's meant to arrive at 9:00am, but knowing delivery men it'll be here at about 10:30am.

    Someone pass me a marshmellow; I can't leave the bar.

    Edited by catterz at 03:54:07 19-09-2004

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  • Shivoa 19 Sep 2004 04:51:32 5,677 posts
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    Don't mind Prefect, he's just providing some light for the dark corner and providing an essential service for the roasting of marshmallows.
  • catterz 19 Sep 2004 04:55:07 8,763 posts
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    Shivoa wrote:
    Don't mind Prefect, he's just providing some light for the dark corner and providing an essential service for the roasting of marshmallows.
    You could have just used the warm, cosy fireplace...

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  • La4z 19 Sep 2004 04:56:11 214 posts
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    catterz wrote:
    Shivoa wrote:
    Don't mind Prefect, he's just providing some light for the dark corner and providing an essential service for the roasting of marshmallows.
    You could have just used the warm, cosy fireplace...

    Where is the fun in that?

    /puts a sausage on a stick
  • catterz 19 Sep 2004 04:58:31 8,763 posts
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    /puts a spit over the fiery corpse

    Shall we do pork or chicken?

    Edited by catterz at 03:58:53 19-09-2004

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  • La4z 19 Sep 2004 05:01:32 214 posts
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    How about both? I'm starving.
  • Prefect 19 Sep 2004 05:01:34 4 posts
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    Thanks catterz.

    /Runs around yelling"get your marshmallows while you still can"

  • catterz 19 Sep 2004 05:03:06 8,763 posts
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    Damn, he's still alive. Good job that rifle over the bar is real...

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  • La4z 19 Sep 2004 05:04:47 214 posts
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    I'm not THAT hungry.....
  • catterz 19 Sep 2004 05:08:25 8,763 posts
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    OK. I'll shove the chicken into the pig, sedate Prefect somehow...

    /Eyes dartgun

    ...stick them both over him on the spit, and watch them slowly roast with their sweet, sweet juices dripping onto beautiful, melting flesh.

    /Dribbles

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  • La4z 19 Sep 2004 05:11:23 214 posts
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    Wake Razz up and see if he has some herbs left for seasoning.
  • catterz 19 Sep 2004 05:14:58 8,763 posts
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    /Grins deeply, but not as deeply as if the herbs had been added.

    Also, in my absense, (probably the last 3-4 months), has anything really, really unusual happened here? I haven't seen Errol recently...

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  • Prefect 19 Sep 2004 05:22:15 4 posts
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    /pours Guiness all over himself, and manages to put the fire out(thanks alot shivoa)

    "another pint of Guiness please"

    /lights another cigarette.

    No more playing with fire boys and girls.
  • catterz 19 Sep 2004 05:23:38 8,763 posts
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    /Stares in anger

    Now how're we gonna cook us some dinner?

    /Calls emergency kebab van

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  • La4z 19 Sep 2004 05:26:08 214 posts
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    Prefect wrote:
    /pours Guiness all over himself, and manages to put the fire out(thanks alot shivoa)

    What a waste of resources. Spilling beer and ruining a very nice meal in the process. Shame on you!!!
  • catterz 19 Sep 2004 05:28:32 8,763 posts
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    /Starts pouring another Guiness

    Oh, no... Would you look at that... The Guiness has run out.

    Never mind, I've still got 4 barrels of special brew left!

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  • Prefect 19 Sep 2004 05:32:53 4 posts
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    /puts up a sarcastic smile

    I've heared that shivoa tastes really good this time of the year

  • La4z 19 Sep 2004 05:33:27 214 posts
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    I'll try one of them wife beaters.

    /strips down to his white tank-top
  • catterz 19 Sep 2004 05:52:28 8,763 posts
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    Could any ladies, (probably none), please leave the bar...

    /waits for any that may be present to leave

    Stella all round

    (I've been idle on the forum for a while since I'm reading the incredibly long GTA:SA comments page!)

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  • catterz 19 Sep 2004 06:52:35 8,763 posts
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    OK everyone. It's 5:30am.

    Now GET OUT; I'm going to bed.

    Probably open up again at about 4 tomorrow afternoon.

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