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  • boo 23 Mar 2004 23:13:41 11,855 posts
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    Much like Taggart in 'Blazing Saddles'...

    'I think you boys have had enough!'

    /threads way through prone bodies, past Harry, who's pinned some poor girl against the wall while he expounds the wonderfulness of Mercedes Benz World Racing, steps over phAge and heads for the car park

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  • mal 23 Mar 2004 23:23:48 22,724 posts
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    /shambles into The Pub (TM)

    /looks around slowly

    /steps over drunken body and up to the bar

    /leans over the bar and clocks drunken bar-man on the floor

    Pint of heavy please, Neville

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  • phAge 23 Mar 2004 23:27:04 24,387 posts
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    /looks up malīs skirt
    /"o-er!"
    /wets himself

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  • sam_spade 23 Mar 2004 23:29:59 15,745 posts
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    The gay bar is just around the corner, mate.

    (at least that's what Errol told me)
  • UncleLou Moderator 23 Mar 2004 23:32:09 35,723 posts
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    /wakes up
    /lifts head

    Nice to see you posting again, WOPR. Seriously.

    /falls back into unconsciousness
  • Sid-Nice 23 Mar 2004 23:42:56 15,852 posts
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    Enters pub late, " Has time been called " I asked, " Don't worry Sid, you can have a lock-in " a voice said, " Great " I thought! " Shit I've got no money on me. " So I popped to the toilet heard strange moaning coming from one of the cubicles, returned to the bar " A bottle of Broon catterz please." " Has BlankoBlank! been in tonight?"

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • Razz 24 Mar 2004 00:05:19 61,416 posts
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    /Enters pub with 7 gorgeous Japanese women
    /Orders a bottle of Champagne
    /Seeks Karoke machine

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  • Razz 24 Mar 2004 00:14:13 61,416 posts
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    /Thanks God Whitney misses
    /watches as the group of Japanese women start their strip routine whilst one sings (very well) on the karaoke machine
    /sips champagne
    /oggles at bikini's... :)

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  • Razz 24 Mar 2004 00:26:35 61,416 posts
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    /watchs spectacular finale
    Great shows over
    /Grabs a few more bottle of Champagne
    /Rents one of the larger upstairs rooms from Catterz
    /Brings all the strippers upstairs
    /Has the best night of his life

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  • Sid-Nice 24 Mar 2004 00:26:49 15,852 posts
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    Returns to the pub with his wallet, " Hello Razz would you and the ladies like a drink? " " I'd keep an eye on him over there Razz." " That's BlankoBlank!, don't shake his hand whatever you do."

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • Daryoon 24 Mar 2004 00:33:09 4,641 posts
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    Oh no, they're role-playing...
  • phAge 24 Mar 2004 00:38:15 24,387 posts
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    /kicks Daryoon in the knees

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  • Razz 24 Mar 2004 00:42:04 61,416 posts
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    /Puts "Do Not Disturb" sign on bedroom door

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  • Sid-Nice 24 Mar 2004 01:24:35 15,852 posts
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    This is a quiet pub, " Where's chatterz is this self service or what? " " Another bottle of Broon and a pkt of past, pish, tachio, are shit 'am pissed! " " Hick Hey I don't know you lot from Adam, but this is one of the best nights out a've had in ages." " RRRRazz has been upstairs a long time, them lasses were gorgeous, that one that looked like Cher, She might of been a bloke though, a gay Cher, ha,ha,ha, hick." " Well I best be getting back home to do me chores chatterz." " What chores? " " Go then you've twisted my arm a bottle of Broon."

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  • Necropolis 24 Mar 2004 01:30:38 896 posts
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    /sees strange item on the floor and picks it up

    Hmmm, it says Windows ME on it... DAMN, a cursed item.

    /stares at D20.

    /goes back to lurking in dark corner with a pint of the heavy stuff wondering if Razz meant to call Whitey McCool Whitney on purpose.

    /has bad mental image of Whitey dressed as Whitney Houston
    /Throws up
  • Sid-Nice 24 Mar 2004 02:23:03 15,852 posts
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    " Houston we have a problem! " " Is that part of Razz's hair style or has one of the Japanese girls merkins, came off on his head? "

    Edited by Sid Nice at 02:24:33 24-03-2004

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  • Sid-Nice 24 Mar 2004 03:07:24 15,852 posts
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    I'm now rather drunk and everything seems blurry,
    Did I say Britney McCool or Whitney McFlurry.
    As I stumbled outside and the fresh air hit me,
    Whitey McCool tried but the daft git missed me.
    The bloke in the take-away said I looked rather sad,
    As he gave me my supper a Donna Kabab.
    I said me and Whitey McCool have had a bit of a do,
    He said then cheer him up and sing I'll always love you.

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • Sid-Nice 24 Mar 2004 04:24:31 15,852 posts
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    " Sid your drunk, who the fuck is chatterz? " " Whitney's hubby I think! "

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • Tiger_Walts 24 Mar 2004 08:47:18 16,607 posts
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    Do you serve before 11am? If so mine's a pint of stout with an Irish chaser.

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  • Razz 24 Mar 2004 09:30:13 61,416 posts
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    /stumbles out of rented room half awake
    Fuck.. I'm late for work!
    /gathers up the japanese strippers
    come on.. come on... wake up.
    /rushes out the door

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  • catterz 24 Mar 2004 10:05:31 8,763 posts
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    Good morning everyone! How's the hangovers?

    Shit! I left the store room open. Bring that barrel back Razz!

    Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)

  • Razz 24 Mar 2004 10:22:39 61,416 posts
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    /Pierces the barrel
    /rides it rocket-like to work

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  • catterz 24 Mar 2004 12:04:21 8,763 posts
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    Damn! If only I didn't have that driving lesson. I'd've been able to stop you with the kitchen knife!

    /shakes fist in anger at beer trail

    Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)

  • squaylor 24 Mar 2004 12:14:22 3,737 posts
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    Good morning Mr.C.Atterz, my name is Horatio Spoolman and I represent a well known pub chain brand. I am here to offer you the chance to become part of one of the nation's largest public house chains, and take advantage of the numerous benefits said membership includes. Here is the downpayment, please sign here and henceforth rename - sorry rebrand - your establishment 'Paddy O'Touchdown's Irish Bar and Good Tyme Internet Grill'

    /opens briefcase
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