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  • boo 20 Dec 2012 17:27:14 12,119 posts
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    This year's Seasonal special is Festive Totty!

    Try a pint of that, LB.

    Champers?

    Coming up!

    Edited by boo at 17:28:55 20-12-2012
  • jonsaan 20 Dec 2012 17:27:41 25,861 posts
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    Oh my. I just left a real pub through a lack of desire to get involved and now I find myself in here.
  • boo 20 Dec 2012 17:29:29 12,119 posts
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    What'll it be, squire?
  • boo 10 Jan 2014 09:32:14 12,119 posts
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    Today seems to be a good day to take up drinking.

    /goes around the bar, falls over sleeping Catterz

    Let's see what these Jagerbombs are all about...
  • Dougs 10 Jan 2014 13:28:18 72,213 posts
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    Coke please. I'm on the wagon for the rest of January. Only 5 days in and I am fucking gasping for a beer. That's not a good sign.
  • Deleted user 10 January 2014 13:35:32
    boo wrote:
    Let's see what these Jagerbombs are all about...
    Pfft. It's all about the skittle bombs nowadays friend.
  • Mola_Ram 10 Jan 2014 13:38:06 10,376 posts
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    I could use some blood drunk from a man's skull.

    Or a cider. I'm easy.

    Edited by Mola_Ram at 13:39:13 10-01-2014
  • localnotail 10 Jan 2014 14:07:10 23,084 posts
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    I'll have a large G&T please. Heavy on the G.
  • FanBoysSuck 10 Jan 2014 14:40:05 1,549 posts
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    I've taken up circuit training again so I'll have a nutritional pint of Guinness please!



    Edited by FanBoysSuck at 14:40:26 10-01-2014
  • boo 5 Feb 2015 23:27:55 12,119 posts
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    /looks around
    /sees the place is empty

    Hmm. Let's see what a Babycham actually tastes like

    /jumps over bar and rummages at the back of the fridge

    Mmm. Bubbly!

    /puts some Barry Manilow on the jukebox
  • mal 5 Feb 2015 23:35:46 23,994 posts
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    Fuck QT, I'm going to the pub. You doing Doom Bar?
  • mal 5 Feb 2015 23:36:36 23,994 posts
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    P.S. I may have put some Rage Against the Machine on the jukebox to come up next. I'll let you guess which track.
  • Rivuzu 5 Feb 2015 23:36:48 8,256 posts
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    I have nothing in my house but shitty lager. Fosters - cans, at that.

    :c
  • mal 5 Feb 2015 23:58:40 23,994 posts
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    At least you didn't pay the premium for Fosters in a bottle. I really don't see the point in that.
  • spamdangled 6 Feb 2015 00:05:17 27,911 posts
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    I had proseco with fresh peach puree yesterday. I know it's a bit poncey, but it was bloody lovely.

    Fuck babysham though.

    Anyone got any mojitos?
  • Dougs 2 Jul 2015 19:17:29 72,213 posts
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    Right. Now why isn't this fucker open? Beer me, now. I'll even have it in a cold glass from a fridge.
  • prawnking1980 2 Jul 2015 20:13:45 6,682 posts
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    Last couple of nights bug bottles of Stella been lovely. I am not really a beer / lager drinker but during summer when it is hot really appreciate it.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 2 Jul 2015 20:16:17 17,014 posts
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    A pint of Uncle's Hideous Deformity and a plate of hot ham please.
  • hedben2013 2 Jul 2015 20:27:51 69 posts
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    Bitter top please. Like bitter shandy but, you know, more actual bitter and just a dash of lemonade- a great summer drink.

    Paradoxically I feel like even more of a ponce ordering it than if just had a traditional shandy with half and half.
  • godofporn 2 Jul 2015 20:32:05 1,983 posts
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    I want a fresh cold beer. NOW
  • -TVoJ- 2 Jul 2015 22:05:45 104 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Right. Now why isn't this fucker open? Beer me, now. I'll even have it in a cold glass from a fridge.
    No self respecting pub would have glasses in a fridge. You're thinking about 'trendy bars'.
  • Dougs 2 Jul 2015 22:17:01 72,213 posts
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    Depends how hot it is. Necessity is the mother of all invention and all that.
  • Bremenacht 2 Jul 2015 22:37:16 21,633 posts
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    A warm, foaming toby jug of 'Olde Scrotum' please, young barman.

    /checks CAMRA guide for 'Eurogamer Pub'
    /taps foot
    /sighs, loudly
  • PES_Fanboy 2 Jul 2015 22:39:20 23,725 posts
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    Club Eurogamer drinks are free
    Sun and sunshine NO FUCKING VAPING THOUGH
  • mAc6 2 Jul 2015 22:44:20 1,389 posts
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  • -TVoJ- 2 Jul 2015 22:47:15 104 posts
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    @dougs

    I would say turning a profit is more of a necessity tbh which requires utilising the maximum afforded fridge space. You can't sell a cold glass after all.

    Not that I'm trying to down play the glory to be had from drinking out of an ice cold chalise of course because it is quite sublime.

    I'm just saying that ice cold glasses are impractical in a business unless you have an abundance of fridge space and money in order to run said fridges. Which if you had these things, you'd most likely be running some form of trendy bar.

    Even Whetherspoon don't have glasses in fridges and it would be an awful stretch to call them 'pubs'.

    Edit - @

    Edited by -TVoJ- at 22:47:57 02-07-2015
  • Dougs 3 Jul 2015 16:18:15 72,213 posts
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    All good points. Only reason I mentioned it was that I'm not generally a fan, but it has it's place when it's uber-hot. See also ice in beer - a mate of mine lives in Thailand, and for 3 months refused to have ice in his beer. Eventually the heat got too much so had to go over to the darkside and hasn't looked back since.

    /checks watch. Ah go on then.
  • Physically_Insane 3 Jul 2015 16:20:33 10,254 posts
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    Bar keep, a pint of vodka please.
  • Dougs 3 Jul 2015 16:24:29 72,213 posts
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    Not terribly thirst quenching, but who am I to argue.

    That'll be 35 please.
  • Rivuzu 3 Jul 2015 16:27:15 8,256 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Club Eurogamer drinks are free
    Sun and sunshine NO FUCKING VAPING THOUGH
    Brah, why you hatin'
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