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  • Dougs 29 Jun 2012 13:37:54 72,632 posts
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    Along with the very rare Addams Family one.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 29 Jun 2012 13:46:42 17,036 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Tizer? Where do you think we are, that there fancy London? Have a lemonade. You poof.
    /slides Dougs along bar and headfirst into a bucket of beef dripping, accompanied by a swannee whistle

    Edited by neilka at 13:47:04 29-06-2012
  • Dougs 29 Jun 2012 13:50:46 72,632 posts
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    :)
  • Rusty_M 29 Jun 2012 13:53:14 5,418 posts
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    Pint of Deuchars please barkeep!
  • Ginger 29 Jun 2012 13:55:03 7,002 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Along with the very rare Addams Family one.
    Star Trek TNG perhaps?
  • Bremenacht 29 Jun 2012 14:21:01 21,766 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    EG pub re-opened after extensive refurbishment. Dart board, pool table, juke box, 6 real ales and even some wine for the girls. Back to basics.

    Don't all rush at once....
    Can it possibly compete with the much more popular Random Musings Bar down the road though? All the trendy locals seem to go there.

    Ohh Tizer! I'll have a large Gin and Tizer please.
  • Syrette 29 Jun 2012 15:37:06 45,504 posts
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    Pint of pure alcohol please barkeep.
  • smoothpete 29 Jun 2012 15:51:45 32,292 posts
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    God it's been a while since I saw this thread. Is the pig still alive? Can someone slice some of its skin off and fry it for me, ta.
  • Ginger 29 Jun 2012 16:10:35 7,002 posts
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    Gin and Pimms and some change for the pool table please barkeep
  • MistaGav 5 Jul 2012 22:21:01 90 posts
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    A pint of yer finest cider please barkeep
  • Metalfish 5 Jul 2012 22:41:42 8,939 posts
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    Haven't darkened the door of this establishment in a while.

    Glass of midnight, on the rocks. With a inadvisable chaser, if you will.
  • boo 5 Jul 2012 22:49:38 12,154 posts
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    Crikey! Thought this place had been turned into a Slug & Cabbage years ago!

    /trips over Peej, passed out on the floor with a bottle of meths

    Oh... that's where he went.

    Pepsi and Dry roasted peanuts please, mine host.

    /puts Saturday Night Fever soundtrack on jukebox
    /leans over bar and flicks the switch for the glitterball
  • Syrette 5 Jul 2012 22:50:17 45,504 posts
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  • Metalfish 5 Jul 2012 23:06:01 8,939 posts
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    *Post to fix the thread/pub*
  • the_dudefather 5 Jul 2012 23:15:23 9,643 posts
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    /puts a fiver in the jukebox and sets the Queen Flash Gordon theme on 10 times in a row
  • Metalfish 5 Jul 2012 23:23:40 8,939 posts
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    Blimey, I've just remembered I owe boo a pint (a real world one).
  • boo 16 Aug 2012 00:01:03 12,154 posts
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    /saunters in after winning 148m on the Euromillions

    Barkeep! A round of drinks for everyone!

    And I think...

    I think I shall buy this pub!

    /instructs lawyer to instigate proceedings

    Who owns this place, anyway? Rauper?
  • catterz 20 Oct 2012 01:30:38 8,763 posts
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    Seriously, can't get a drink in my own bar!
  • mal 20 Oct 2012 01:47:12 24,184 posts
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    I hear Catterz has tequilla - everyone back to Catterzs!
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 20 Oct 2012 01:48:37 17,036 posts
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    /is sick on catterz's sofa
  • catterz 20 Oct 2012 01:50:31 8,763 posts
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    Bring something citrus-like and you're welcome to some!
  • catterz 20 Oct 2012 01:54:37 8,763 posts
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    Also overuse of "btw" ;-)
  • catterz 20 Oct 2012 01:56:42 8,763 posts
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    Is it a bit excessive to walk to the 24-hour Tesco for a single lemon?
  • catterz 20 Oct 2012 01:59:39 8,763 posts
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    Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
  • catterz 20 Oct 2012 02:03:30 8,763 posts
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    Tequila slammers, obviously ;-)
  • catterz 20 Oct 2012 02:11:03 8,763 posts
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    Cheers mate, saved me a job.
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