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  • Fonzie 24 Oct 2010 02:03:29 2,125 posts
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    I've got a mangina
  • Deleted user 24 October 2010 02:17:33
    hot.
  • Murbs 17 Nov 2010 09:49:15 23,009 posts
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    Drinks anyone? That corruption threads a doozy.
  • Deleted user 17 November 2010 09:54:10
    I think Mcat had been on the meths. Not to mention the Mcat... I missed the end of it - how come it got deleted?
  • thedaveeyres 17 Nov 2010 09:54:41 12,205 posts
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    My lovely Rignall fanfic.... :(
  • phoopipe 17 Nov 2010 10:02:14 1,468 posts
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    Pint of brine please.
  • boo 25 Dec 2010 00:24:10 12,222 posts
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    Merry Christmas everybody!

    /puts Slade on the jukebox

    Mulled wine all round, barkeep!
  • LionheartDJH 25 Dec 2010 00:36:19 19,649 posts
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    /takes wine

    /switches jukebox to Shakin' Stevens

    /starts drunkenly dancing with boo
  • localnotail 25 Dec 2010 00:45:23 23,084 posts
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    /puts the Smerin's Antisocial Club version of Walking in The Air on the juke box

    I made a cocktail earlier on from baileys, kahlua and vodka over ice. For want of a a better name, I'm calling it a mixed-race Russian.

    Can anyone here make a Snowball? I'm all out of EggNog
  • DFawkes 25 Dec 2010 00:48:15 26,226 posts
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    Is Snowball another name for Beer? I can do a Beer. Or a Beer cocktail, with 50% Beer and the other half made up of refreshing Beer. That's my limit. Beers for all!
  • guts 25 Dec 2010 13:00:19 1,690 posts
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    My missus has been doing snowballs. All she does is pour lemonade and advocat in a glass and necks it back.

    /only came in because I heard Shakin Stevens was here.
  • Jetset_UK 25 Dec 2010 14:04:23 3,571 posts
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    When's last orders?
  • RetardStrong 25 Dec 2010 14:25:53 3,229 posts
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    My missus has been doing snowballs.

    /snigger
  • Deleted user 25 December 2010 14:26:32
    Any cunt want a fight? A friendly fight so, no glasses or blades
  • the_dudefather 25 Dec 2010 15:12:25 9,663 posts
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    is this the day when the pub gets hit by an airplane or gets set on fire or something? someone has to get murdered or divorced at least, it's a depressing christmas special law!
  • wobbler147 18 Feb 2011 16:58:40 5,171 posts
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    2 hours until beer time, what a fucking week :(
  • smoothpete 1 Jul 2011 16:01:42 32,414 posts
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    It's been a while

    /sweeps inches of dust off the bar

    /shoos away badgers

    So, anyone fancy a pint?
  • Deleted user 1 July 2011 16:04:14
    I've taken a recent fancy to Jack and Cokes.

    1 please.
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  • Blaketown 1 Jul 2011 16:06:46 5,220 posts
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    /Sticks head though door

    Are you showing the boxing in here tomorrow?

    No?

    Bugger!

    /pauses

    Might as well have a pint while I'm here.
  • Deleted user 1 July 2011 16:09:03
    Pints make you fat.
  • Jeepers 1 Jul 2011 16:09:52 14,183 posts
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    Hair of the dog please. And some nuts.
  • Deleted user 1 July 2011 16:12:07
    /teabags jeepers
  • LionheartDJH 1 Jul 2011 16:13:55 19,649 posts
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    Well he didn't specify whether he wanted salted or dry roasted, guess you've covered both bases there.
  • smoothpete 1 Jul 2011 16:14:41 32,414 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Pints make you fat.
    Guinness has less calories than export lager, I learned recently
  • Deleted user 1 July 2011 16:14:45
    Slightly moist? :p
  • boo 1 Jul 2011 16:23:13 12,222 posts
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    /wanders in
    /puts the tennis on

    Pint of lime and lemonade and a bag of Frazzles please!
  • Deleted user 1 July 2011 16:25:15
    smoothpete wrote:
    Aargh. wrote:
    Pints make you fat.
    Guinness has less calories than export lager, I learned recently

    Guinness makes me ill.

    After eating a large meal and 5 pints of it.
  • LionheartDJH 1 Jul 2011 16:27:38 19,649 posts
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    boo wrote:
    /wanders in
    /puts the tennis on

    Pint of lime and lemonade and a bag of Frazzles please!

    Did you not read the sign on the door? "No fairies".

    ;)
  • Deleted user 1 July 2011 16:29:22
    :D
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