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  • pjmaybe 28 May 2008 15:01:39 70,666 posts
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    Techno Hippy wrote:
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    Waitafuckingsecond. You actually watch this? EGers I mean? Actually watch this?

    I'm absolutely fucking ashamed of you. All of you. Even you.

    It's a guilty pleasure.

    No.

    /hits techno hippy on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

    Hammering a drawing pin into your arse cheek with a scholl sandal while singing the latvian national anthem is a guilty pleasure. Watching the 21st century equivalent of Opportunity Knocks is not.
  • TechnoHippy 28 May 2008 15:06:32 14,707 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    /hits techno hippy on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

    /pees on carpet

    I can't help it, I'll flick through the channels and my finger just stops pressing the button.
  • pjmaybe 28 May 2008 15:08:41 70,666 posts
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    I've seen one segment - and it was just disturbing. A woman dancing around on stage with a dog, obviously looking slightly in distress (or more likely, just trying to get the woman into a position where it could bum her senseless to pay her back for her cruelty) and I felt like I was watching something from a bygone era.

    Then I saw Cowell's mock rictus plastic-surgeried visage attached to the show and checked the fuck out of dodge.
  • Gruff 28 May 2008 15:09:14 3,074 posts
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    ITV is never even flicked briefly to unless it has footy,F1 or strangely enough Harry Hill's TV Burp.

    Otherwise. Dead.To.Me
  • malteaserhead 28 May 2008 15:09:35 13,443 posts
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    BUT IT HAD A BENDY WOMAN IN IT
    Imagine the possibilities.
    She could like dust stuff with her feet and hands...

    /limited sexist imagination
  • Gruff 28 May 2008 15:13:39 3,074 posts
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    malteaserhead wrote:
    BUT IT HAD A BENDY WOMAN IN IT
    Imagine the possibilities.
    She could like dust stuff with her feet and hands...

    /limited sexist imagination

    Is that what Toonmonkey was describing as "manipulative cunts"

    /Gets coat
  • malteaserhead 28 May 2008 15:14:21 13,443 posts
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    :D very good
  • pjmaybe 28 May 2008 17:06:11 70,666 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    Peej, watch these:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FquMEmrm4Fk
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqm3bgzPJj8

    If they don't raise a smile you are officially dead inside. :-)

    YES but if I did a search on YouTube for "Funny clip" I'd probably find a million and one things funnier than both of those.

    But still, (snigger), people acting like cocks does pass for entertainment - otherwise shows like "I'd do anything" wouldn't be a massive success either I guess.

    Please tell me you lot aren't so disconnected from your sense of taste that you watch that as well...
  • Gruff 28 May 2008 17:16:59 3,074 posts
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    Bit of a one note joke though, and borne out by the "judges" reactions.

    MJ dance, good but FFS it MJ

    Bloke comes on does "Dad Dance" people start laughing.

    Sounds like people need to go to more wedding receptions if they are starved of this kind of "entertainment
  • Deleted user 28 May 2008 17:54:29
    Gruff wrote:
    Bloke comes on does "Dad Dance" people start laughing.

    Err, that's Bhangra dance.
  • HiddenAway 28 May 2008 22:50:30 15,138 posts
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    Well, I know the 12 year old (is she?) operatic singer is on tomorrow.

    Also a young stand-up comedian, a quick-change act that tries to sing but can't and a singing plumber.

    I'll say that they've done some great semis this year. Can't predict the results at all...
  • Deleted user 28 May 2008 22:52:05
    HiddenAway wrote:
    I'll say that they've done some great semis this year.

    heh.
  • Restart 30 May 2008 21:42:44 5,011 posts
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    That makes alot more sense now you've edited it, it was kinda back to front before!

    Thank god Simon Cowell actually has some sense, & told Ting Tong what a god awful singer she really is, along with the fact that the show isn't called Britain's Saddest Story. The pictures of her children in the background was seriously vomit inducing.
  • Lukus 30 May 2008 21:43:02 19,707 posts
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    Amanda is an irritating little nob. She appears desperate to please the audience constantly. Plus she has a weird little mouth.

    Still, having said that; yes.

    Also, I think this show has proven without doubt that Britain is distinctly lacking in talent, but does a nice line in sob stories and excuses. :)
  • PhoenixFlames 30 May 2008 21:44:39 9,262 posts
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    bitch maybe, but...
  • Lukus 30 May 2008 21:46:55 19,707 posts
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    Everyone seems to have forgotten how she brought Les Denis to the point of mental breakdown.
  • billythekid 30 May 2008 22:00:02 11,758 posts
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    Nemesis. Was anyone else pissed off by the camera angles etc for their act? Owen_B? (You're a cameraman yes?) Really got no sense of the timing or tightness (ooh) of their act because of the stupid camera flailing around like the fat birds knockers.
  • HiddenAway 30 May 2008 23:46:50 15,138 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    Fuck Amanda, the Deans of Magic were pretty rubbish but she looked at them with utter contempt right from the start and didn't even give them a chance, stupid dumb slag.

    That the quick change act? According to Amanda, she didn't actually hit her button. Simon pushed it instead.
  • HiddenAway 31 May 2008 00:21:55 15,138 posts
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    HybridR wrote:
    HiddenAway wrote:
    blizeH wrote:
    Fuck Amanda, the Deans of Magic were pretty rubbish but she looked at them with utter contempt right from the start and didn't even give them a chance, stupid dumb slag.

    That the quick change act?

    Nope, the mundane magic act with heaps of overly awkward sexuality.

    Oh yeah. Didn't look at them for too long. Made me feel awkward...
  • Deleted user 31 May 2008 20:21:48
    Just when I thought I couldn't hate the audiences they get on this show any more than I do...

    Someone shouted "KABOOM!" when an Asian guy starting talking into the microphone.
  • THFourteen 31 May 2008 20:28:09 37,004 posts
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    hehe the asian guys kick ass.

    i think it will be either the little boy or the little girl who looks 18 (officer)

    would quite like the violin girls. er. to win that is.
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