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  • IMO 14 Apr 2009 17:29:43 5,911 posts
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    Thieving dwarves cause supernovae

    Could never trust those damn dwarves.
  • ecu 15 Apr 2009 17:10:45 77,750 posts
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    There's no pun, but I think this is a great headline -

    Man bites snake in epic struggle

    And they want to arrest the snake!
  • Nasty 9 May 2009 15:20:46 4,758 posts
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    Made me chuckle
  • Inquisitor Moderator 9 May 2009 15:28:11 14,556 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    There's no pun, but I think this is a great headline -

    Man bites snake in epic struggle

    And they want to arrest the snake!

    That's a great line.

    "We are still seriously looking for the snake," said Supt Katam. "We want to arrest the snake because any one of us could fall a victim."
  • WrongShui 9 May 2009 15:30:16 6,633 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    There's no pun, but I think this is a great headline -

    Man bites snake in epic struggle

    And they want to arrest the snake!

    Being a snake is a serious offence, like being a bear.

    Or an accessory to being a bear.
  • Vice.Destroyer 13 May 2009 14:54:18 6,147 posts
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    Brothels should be legalised. Say Nurses

    I love that medical opinion. But only if there are 4 or more working. I like to think it has something to do with the level of service that 4 girls can provide one punter.
  • shamblemonkee 14 May 2009 08:01:45 15,129 posts
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    Unruly passenger diverts and disembarks himself
  • ecu 25 Jun 2009 22:45:07 77,750 posts
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    Stoned wallabies make crop circles

    UFO's my arse.
  • Restart 4 Jul 2009 10:46:08 4,995 posts
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    Wrestling Midgets 'Killed By Fake Prostitutes'
  • Optyk 5 Jul 2009 12:40:44 1,324 posts
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    Ant mega-colony takes over world

    Shooting ducks in a barrel.

  • Rodney 7 Jul 2009 04:03:41 2,047 posts
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    I dont have the link but I remember a Daily Express front page headline from a couple of years ago

    'new drug reduces chances of death by 35%'

    it almost made sense within the context of the article, but as a front page headline I thought it was a tad bit stupid
  • figgis 7 Jul 2009 09:13:01 7,445 posts
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    Restart wrote:
    Wrestling Midgets 'Killed By Fake Prostitutes'

    The picture is as good as the title.
  • BravoGolf Moderator 7 Jul 2009 09:16:06 12,753 posts
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    Optyk wrote:
    Ant mega-colony takes over world

    lol, awesome :)
  • Deleted user 7 July 2009 09:34:03
    There's a whole thread dedicated to that story in the 'Bug Reports' section :)
  • smoothpete 10 Jul 2009 13:55:31 32,131 posts
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    teehee
  • ecu 10 Jul 2009 13:58:35 77,750 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    teehee

    There's a thread on this, too. :) Basically it's fake. Photoshop job.
  • localnotail 10 Jul 2009 13:58:40 23,084 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    teehee

    oh my. that doesn't even scan properly. Photoshop much? :p

    Is that really a paper all about mayonnaise?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • ecu 10 Jul 2009 14:01:23 77,750 posts
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    Explanation
  • smoothpete 10 Jul 2009 14:03:07 32,131 posts
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    Yeah I knew it was shopped from "Massive jobs blow etc" but it's still good :)
  • ecu 10 Jul 2009 14:07:50 77,750 posts
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    No it's not, it doesn't even make sense. :p
  • smoothpete 10 Jul 2009 14:11:53 32,131 posts
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    Yes it is
  • ecu 10 Jul 2009 14:12:49 77,750 posts
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    ..what?
  • Deleted user 10 July 2009 14:15:29
    It's old, but I like:

    Semis within grasp says Ferguson
  • smoothpete 10 Jul 2009 14:18:32 32,131 posts
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    What are you on about?

    Massive jobs blow for Belmullet - meaning that some jobs are no longer going to exist. Of course it makes sense

    Photoshopped to:

    Massive blow jobs for Belmullet

    Am I not getting something? Why don't you think that makes sense? It makes perfect sense
  • ecu 10 Jul 2009 14:28:10 77,750 posts
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    The headline "Massive blow jobs for Belmullet" doesn't make sense. It doesn't scan as a proper sentence within the context of the article, there's no pun or play on words or any humour in it whatsoever, aside from the purile thrill of seeing the word "blow job" Photoshopped in to a news headline.
  • smoothpete 17 Jul 2009 16:30:05 32,131 posts
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    Giant Poo Causes Museum Chaos
  • Fatiguez 17 Jul 2009 17:34:06 8,820 posts
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    \o/

    show me your tits u bitch from ubisoft

  • shamblemonkee 30 Jul 2009 08:38:53 15,129 posts
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    what's up bussy cat?
  • magicpanda 30 Jul 2009 09:22:09 13,690 posts
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    Perfume spritz sparks mass exit.

    Wtf is the real story... What kind of perfume can put 34 people in hospital.
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