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  • smoothpete 16 Sep 2011 11:56:42 32,135 posts
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    Doing business with Italian public sector is a right pain in the arse. You guys LOVE a bit of red tape and bureaucracy
  • AcidSnake 16 Sep 2011 11:58:18 7,387 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Doing business with Italian public sector is a right pain in the arse. You guys LOVE a bit of red tape and bureaucracy

    Only if we have filled out the "permission to love red tape and bureaucracy" form in triplicate...Otherwise we're just fond... :)
  • smoothpete 16 Sep 2011 11:59:11 32,135 posts
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    We drop our pants in every frigging deal, it's often pretty ridiculous
  • Load_2.0 17 Sep 2011 12:45:41 20,620 posts
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    Weekend at Jeffries.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14954478
  • chopsen 17 Sep 2011 13:17:45 16,929 posts
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    The pair bought drinks, dinner and took $400 (£253) from Jeffrey Jarrett's bank, visiting a strip club before reporting his death, police said.

    If my friends did that with my corpse I'd consider it an honour.
  • localnotail 17 Sep 2011 13:29:03 23,084 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Weekend at Jeffries.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14954478
    Chopsen wrote:
    The pair bought drinks, dinner and took $400 (£253) from Jeffrey Jarrett's bank, visiting a strip club before reporting his death, police said.

    If my friends did that with my corpse I'd consider it an honour.
    +1 that's a great tribute. The only way it could be improved would be if they had BBQ-ed him afterwards for the wake.

    I might write a Weekend at Bernie's clause into my will, assuming my corpse isn't too messy.
  • Load_2.0 17 Sep 2011 17:20:56 20,620 posts
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    With a strict no "munging" clause.
  • localnotail 18 Sep 2011 00:41:41 23,084 posts
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    Hey, once I'm dead I don't mind what happens to my body. I'd rather be eaten than eaten out, but whatever...
  • disusedgenius 25 Oct 2011 11:15:24 6,039 posts
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    Lorries with bees in their mouth so when they crash they shoot bees, you say?
  • localnotail 2 Dec 2011 14:00:05 23,084 posts
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    Article is quite interesting, headline is better
  • figgis 3 Feb 2012 16:50:47 7,447 posts
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    Scientists solve blue balls mystery.
  • Tom_Servo 19 Sep 2012 17:51:16 18,082 posts
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    Grant Shapps accidentally signed off demolition of Ringo Starr's house

    Definitely not a headline I thought I'd read today.
  • Deleted user 20 September 2012 11:09:21
    Record have done well here.
  • Load_2.0 18 Nov 2012 09:29:43 20,620 posts
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    Drunk Australian survives attempt to ride crocodile.
  • localnotail 30 Nov 2012 08:46:02 23,084 posts
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    [link url=http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2012/11/28/for-winning-the-nobel-prize-niels-bohr-got-a-house-with-free-beer/]For Winning The Nobel Prize, Niels Bohr Got A House With Free Beer
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  • chopsen 30 Nov 2012 08:49:16 16,929 posts
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    1922, local. I know being busy with having a child makes it difficult to keep up with the news, but come on.
  • localnotail 30 Nov 2012 08:52:26 23,084 posts
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    :D

    Here is something from that article to take to the boss in support of a pub lunch:
    So how did Bohr keep his mind supple and flexible, ready to accept new ideas when his peers like Einstein couldn’t? Well, here’s the thing – there are several studies that indicate that being drunk can actually improve your creativity. That’s because it prevents your mind from being able to focus, so it more readily drifts from one connection to another, which can yield creative solutions to problems.
  • jellyhead 30 Nov 2012 09:09:28 24,350 posts
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    Hurrah!
    Palestine granted non-member status at the UN! \0/

    UK abstained as expected. I'm happy for the Palestinians. Let's just hope they can now start proper talks with Israel towards a lasting peace. I doubt that will happen anytime soon but i have to be hopeful.

    Also, good luck to the civilians in Syria at the moment as it looks like big military offensives are starting up. Rebels have taken Damascus Airport it is being rumoured. That's another harrowing place to be.

    I'm feeling a bit crappy and i hate my job and the way i feel i'm treated at the moment but that's nothing compared to what other's have to face daily. Civil war is shit.

    Edited by jellyhead at 09:14:00 30-11-2012
  • Zomoniac 30 Nov 2012 09:40:38 8,334 posts
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    Sub-headline of the day:



    Edited by Zomoniac at 09:40:47 30-11-2012
  • Deleted user 30 November 2012 12:07:08
    I wonder which newspaper that is?
  • jellyhead 30 Nov 2012 12:35:02 24,350 posts
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    @RedSparrows http://www.news.com.au/ - this one.
  • localnotail 25 Apr 2013 09:07:18 23,084 posts
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    [link url=http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/mobileweb/2013/04/24/mars-rover-penis-nasa_n_3144656.html]Nasa Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On Red Planet
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  • localnotail 25 Apr 2013 09:36:41 23,084 posts
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    Exactly. Reckon Curiosity gets just as bored of work as the rest of us.
  • Bremenacht 25 Apr 2013 23:29:38 21,426 posts
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    Reckon Clarkson was driving.
  • Deleted user 24 June 2013 18:10:04
    Bit childish, but this made me snigger:

    "Black coaches 'give kids something to cling to'"


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/
  • mal 24 Jun 2013 18:49:13 23,719 posts
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    Shame that if you actually click through the headline on the article is more expanded, which ruins it entirely.
  • localnotail 24 Jun 2013 22:18:02 23,084 posts
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    [link url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/21/woman-dressed-as-vagina-man-_n_3479798.html]Woman Dressed As Vagina Saves Man Dressed As Penis From Attacker (NSFW)
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  • Tom_Servo 7 Oct 2013 17:44:47 18,082 posts
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    Swino is dead: Boozy feral pig who found fame after getting drunk on stolen beer and starting a fight with an innocent cow dies in car accident
  • cubbymoore 7 Oct 2013 17:53:07 36,509 posts
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    Disappointed to find out he wasn't the one driving the car :(
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