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  • Retroid Moderator 9 Jul 2010 10:24:59 45,397 posts
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    Butler handjob gives Wheatley semi
  • Deleted user 9 July 2010 10:30:19
    That's just trying too hard really.

    The classic "Ferguson has semi in his grasp" was at least slightly subtle.
  • Lexx87 21 Jul 2010 23:10:32 20,853 posts
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  • stephenb 21 Jul 2010 23:12:16 2,918 posts
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    0_o The spokesman for the English Heritage made me spurt coffee over my screen!

    PSN : v--WEDGE--v

  • Lexx87 21 Jul 2010 23:12:16 20,853 posts
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    :D

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Restart 22 Jul 2010 10:20:35 4,995 posts
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    I was going to post that, it's on the front page of our local papers. :D

    Falmouth really is a haven for weirdo's like that guy, infact there's even a Facebook page where we have them all listed, & people take pictures of them. :p
  • Deleted user 22 July 2010 10:52:01
    Lexx87 wrote:

    :D


    Ok, that's pretty odd...!
  • nickthegun 22 Jul 2010 11:03:31 63,362 posts
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    My mrs used to go to Falmouth College of Performing arts and she always used to go on about how many weirdos there are there.

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  • Flightrisker 22 Jul 2010 12:10:45 18,139 posts
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    At least they gave him a good send off.
  • Deleted user 22 July 2010 12:14:12
    I like how they obscure "designed" in the line "Europe's best designed newspaper". Brilliant.
  • Flightrisker 22 Jul 2010 12:15:19 18,139 posts
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    Maybe it's "Europe's Best Damned Newspaper" :)
  • Restart 22 Jul 2010 12:35:55 4,995 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    My mrs used to go to Falmouth College of Performing arts and she always used to go on about how many weirdos there are there.

    When I was going to school, we used to go down the town to play a game of spot the weirdo.

    My personal favourites are "Timekeeper", who when asked for the time, will chase after you whilst swearing like a trooper.

    Butt Monkey, who collects & smokes cigarette butts, & offers his collection of jazz mags to kids.

    Moogie, who used to live down the road from us, & kids would stick their head through his open windows shouting "MOOGIE!", which sent him into a blind fit of rage, running out the house with an axe/knife.

    Ahhh, happy days.
  • InfiniteFury 29 Jul 2010 11:18:40 864 posts
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    Cheryl looks good as she goes to buy coffee

    Outstanding. Journalism at it's finest.

    It's thought Cheryl won't be back at work for a few weeks, but she wanted to take this opportunity to show that she is doing well.

    No doubt the Cheryl Analysis Corp at Yahoo convened in the early hours to discuss the possible motivations for going to buy a cup of coffee beyond simply wanting a cup of coffee.
  • Bremenacht 29 Jul 2010 12:06:20 21,392 posts
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    Just noticed the Yahoo news headline:

    Nicholas Cage took drugs with cat
  • L_Franko Moderator 29 Jul 2010 12:08:44 9,695 posts
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    That's brilliant :D
  • S.J.Rogers 29 Jul 2010 12:46:18 3,555 posts
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    That makes me want to like Nicolas Cage...

    Well almost want too...

    Still think he is a twat..!

    /Put pins in Nic Cage Voo Doo dull.

    See what i did there..? ;-)
  • Load_2.0 30 Jul 2010 12:00:35 20,601 posts
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-10810772

    No parking.
  • Bremenacht 30 Jul 2010 12:19:42 21,392 posts
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    Load "$" wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-10810772

    No parking.
    I reckon that one's a publicity stunt. Beeb may as well have had the headline as 'Chap has expensive car - bravo'.
  • Load_2.0 11 Aug 2010 11:49:52 20,601 posts
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    Few days old and not front page but I was waiting for the bus and glanced at the Sun paper in the Chinese takeaway.

    Headline was - Access of Evil. It had a picture of Bin Laden outside an RBS.

    The story was around bank account security.
  • Fab4 11 Aug 2010 14:34:52 6,543 posts
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    Explorer Wakes up in the Jaws of a Polar Bear

    Fuck me, he was one (ultimately) lucky SoB.
  • TheSaint 24 Sep 2010 12:28:41 15,560 posts
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    Montana woman fights bear using courgette
  • askew 24 Sep 2010 12:30:52 13,327 posts
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    What was she doing with the courgette in the first place?
  • DaM 24 Sep 2010 12:51:17 13,998 posts
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    askew wrote:
    What was she doing with the courgette in the first place?

    Not what you're thinking, you perv.
  • ecu 15 Oct 2010 11:46:47 77,753 posts
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    http://i.imgur.com/4ydWb.jpg
  • ecu 21 Oct 2010 00:10:43 77,753 posts
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    Hah
  • heyyo 21 Oct 2010 00:11:20 14,364 posts
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    White House officials block Obama visit to India's Sikh Golden Temple over fears it will strengthen belief he is a Muslim
  • BinaryBob101 21 Oct 2010 00:13:32 25,490 posts
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    Those fucking Sikh Muslim extremists! Just WTF?!?

    www.TheGrumpyVaper.com

  • heyyo 21 Oct 2010 00:15:42 14,364 posts
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    Daily Fail, but America Fail
  • ecu 22 Oct 2010 11:58:27 77,753 posts
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    Woman beats off sex attacker
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